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Riley is an "internet blogger." He has written for such internet websites as True/Slant and the terrible Brangelina gossip emporium "The Huffington Post." Riley lives in northeast DC, near H Street. Maybe you do too and want to hang out?

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  • plowman

    Didn’t know Marion could still get it up after all that coke abuse for all those years, why such an expensive bitch?

  • Hagar7

    But the Office of Campaign Finance cannot clear him of the spiritual and interpersonal violation of putting her out in Denver ’cause she wouldn’t suck his dick.

  • FlownOver

    Maybe the earlier remarks were misquoted. Could it be, after all these years, Mayor Marion really just said,”Bitch, get me up”?

  • Radiotherapy

    God damn bitch set me up.

  • Rentboy.gov

    Attn: Future GFs. THere are better choices for men in the DC area.

  • Extemporanus

    He got 100 problems.

  • problemwithcaring

    In DC politics, crack is the only Teflon you need.

  • bago

    [re=630773]Extemporanus[/re]: Straight up.

  • V572625694

    [re=630754]Hagar7[/re]: Ah, good times!

  • Spike

    Its a crying shame how people are always picking on the Mayor, trying to accuse him of doing stupid shit that he obviously he didn’t do. All that Marion Barry ever wanted was to do what’s best for the people of the District of Columbia, but the haters always got to be trying to bring him down. It ain’t right.

  • Guppy06

    If they charge by the hour, I don’t think “girlfriend” is the proper term.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=630766]Radiotherapy[/re]: He gave her a $5000/mo contract. Sounds like he was setting the bitch up.

  • SwanSwanH

    In comedy, this is known as a “callback.”

  • Aurelio

    He is STILL INVOLVED with her? She was working for the Feds, who were holding a drug charge over her, when they busted Marion got busted for cocaine years ago. She got him busted. And he is still involved with her? Giving her money? Either she is blackmailing him, or he is just fucking pathetic.

  • Aurelio

    Sorry for the endless italicism.

  • Suds McKenzie

    Donna Watts makes Campbell Brown look like Jenna Jameson.

  • plowman

    [re=630947]Suds McKenzie[/re]:But Jenna Jamison charges a lot more than $5K a month…

  • GOPCrusher

    Didn’t know that you could put a hooker on retainer, but it makes more sense then a lawyer. At least with a hooker, there is a happy ending.

  • dbrighthaupt

    Wow! You bloggers still have those types of posts on the matter….just had to see where Debonis pulls his references from for the Post……

    ‘Bitch’ is harsh, but since yalls vocabs lack originality, I guess I’ll have to continue to be that one. If your jabs were a tad bit clever, I’d be amused – hell after this past year, I wanna laugh too.

    @Flown over – Ya think?

    @aurelio – Be sorry for that comment. Though bloggers aren’t taken seriously, not fact checking says a lot about you.