U.S. District Judge Susan Bolton high-fived a bunch of illegal immigrants the other day and ruled against the parts of Arizona’s immigration law that would have made them melt. BUT NOW REAL AMERICA IS ANGRY. You see, “some of the messages sent to Bolton are positive, but others are ‘from people venting and who have expressed their displeasure in a perverted way.’” Haha. “My cock hates illegal immigrants so now you have to ANSWER to my cock, which you can see in this photo I sent along.”
People have too much spare time in America these days, despite what the Pizza Hut commercials will have you believe. Or maybe not? Maybe just the unemployed have too much time, and also they are increasingly crazy because they are unemployed. So maybe we should give them jobs. The point is: If you are mentioned at all in the media these days, people will send you death threats and such.
SO GET OVER YOURSELF, SUSAN BOLTON. Nobody cares that people sent you pictures of them sticking your immigration law ruling in their asses. It would only be news if they didn’t. [AP]
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Do we always have to explain the difference between “perverted” and run-of-the-mill “kinky” to these haters?
“Stick your ruling up your ass” = kinky.
“Stick your ruling up your ass while dressed as a Japanese school girl, while I watch, dressed like Colonel Sanders, and pleasure myself with a handful of lard.” Now we’re talking perverted.
Jesus, people.
My cock is indifferent to legal status.
I think you made up the note about the immigrant-hating cock. All the words are spelled correctly.
My cock, my cock seems so smart but sometimes I worry about my cock.
But are the cocks submerged in 5 POUNDS OF PIZZA HUT TUSCANI PASTA? That is the only way busy moms (worn out from their demanding schedule of writing illiterate screeds indiscriminately all over the internet, being offended by homosexuals, and rubbing their husbands’ dicks in pasta) can possibly feed their lil patriots, Ruger and Waco.
Wow, I’m really surprised becuase debates about immigration , particulary in Arizona, are normally pretty balanced and serious affairs that don’t really lend itself to demagogy or cock email blasts.
Oh, what poppycock — everyone knows the teabaggers are model citizens who wouldn’t hurt a fly, even if they would use metaphorical language to talk about harming people who disagree with them. Now let me show you this video of a minor Obama official being mean…
My penis pains me so.
She started it when she rammed her decision down their throats. And those immigrants, they’re being rammed down their throats, too. With all that hot, steamy throat-ramming going on, you can’t blame them for feeling that their assholes were being neglected.
Also, that pic is not Jan Brewer. I happen to know that it’s her sister Glinda, the Good Governor of the East.
Ah, more people who refuse to understand the Constitution wherever it says something they don’t like. We don’t even have to look at the blatant equal protection violations; it’s a very simple rule, states can’t make immigrations laws.
Next thing you know, they’ll be trying to get states to make their own money, or raise their own army and navy.
My cock. It’s in the cunstitution, morans.
Obviously the Founding Fathers meant to write a clause in the Constitution instructing Real Patriots to resort to violence whenever a judge made a ruling that they disagreed with. They just never got around to it.
I can’t find the picture!!!! Soooooooo want to see this guy’s unit. Not.
I’d really have to see a pic of Judge Bolton for my dick to have any input on this matter.
My penis is always getting me into trouble. I haven’t seen a picture of Judge Susan yet, but I’m sure she’d be just more trouble for me to get into.
Stuef writes more like Layne every day.
[re=628905]JMP[/re]: Ha ha, remember when they were arguing that Snowbilly knew about the military because she was “commander-in-chief” of the Alaska National Guard? Too bad they’re all deployed to Iraq and Afghanistan.
DER CONSTIUTION SAID VAGINA-PEOPLE AND MEXICO0-PEOPLE KAN/T JUDGE MA TRUCK NUTZ COMMIE GAVEL BANGER!!!
BRINGZ BAK CRYSTAL PEPSI !!!!!!
Teabuggers sure are “cock” centered.
Apparently a teabagger’s wang brain is no more intelligent than regular teabagger brain. I lost that bet.
[re=628901]x111e7thst[/re]: Try antibiotics.
Lou Dobb’s must be happy with the results of his ten year campaign to make illegal immigration the biggest threat to America since Jimmy Carter caused the end times. People — his people, Fox’s people — are ready to take Action against those Spanish speaking terroristas. (NOTE: Cubans speak Spanish, but are heroes who escaped from Castro.) Sadly it seems a few “strict Constituionalist” judges are standing in the way. But Lou’s peeps are ready to dispense some Second Amendment remedies. The system works!
Pussy Teabagger: “I am getting so fed up with all of these decisions being made what goes agin’ my views, I’m gonna fly a paper airplane into a gubmint building. You jest wait. I’m a gonna do it. I’ll show ‘em.”
Governor Jan Brewer and Fox News will do anything to make cocks happy.
[re=628928]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: So they don’t have the issue of the normalz male of enough blood for their brain or their wang, just not both at the same time?
[re=628920]facehead[/re]: AND 8 TRACK TAPES!!!!
Dear Anti-American, Juro-Vaginist, Bitch,
We, the peens of the teabagger nation, have read the Constitution (or at least recall Glenn Beck readin’ excerpts of it aloud on the air) so we know our rights! We will not flaccidly accept your Femi-Nazi edicts, oh no Madam, we will not sit impotently by as you destroy what made our country great (white people)
Just as soon as we can get Medicare to cover unlimited amounts Viagra, we’ll white wash this country clean of your socialist influences and bath it in sweet, sticky liberty!!!
Enclosed is a picture of our ultimate weapon, I call him ” The Commander in Chief!”, but the wife, before she moved to her sisters house, called him “lil George”.
Please take a picture of you touching the picture of him and send it back to me ASAP.
Sincerely,
An America Patriot
I thought Mexicans loved fighting cocks. People are just trying to be nice to Judge Bolton, because she is obvious a Mexican.
Tea baggers are always going off 1/2 cocked.
It’s a testicle to their stupidity.
Certainly the most flattering portrayal of a public figure since Bernadette Peters played Tammy Faye Bakker.
In reality, and like many Arizona women nearing the ends of lives of WAY much sun, the AZ gov looks camera-ready for the lead in the all-crocodile version of Legally Blonde.
[re=628903]Prommie[/re]: teabaggers are negligent assholes whose assholes are being neglected . poetic .
Arizonan reports: Don’t let that poster depicting our muscled-up with do-rag governor fool make you jealous or horny — Jan Brewer is nowhere near that cute.
[re=629023]BeWoot[/re]: You’re right. Friday Blingee?
http://thumpandwhip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/jan-brewer-8.jpg
Jesus H. Christ. What is WRONG with these people?
Is this just a clever tie-in to the distracting ad to my left? Can’t keep my eyes of the guy with the ripped abs.
Yes, yes, I would like to learn MORE!
Obviously, the email was sent by John Mayer.
[re=628946]just pixels[/re]: I haven’t heard from that asswipe Dobbs since he quit CNN promising to run for president—-pretty sad, when you think about it: a fat, ugly, harumphing & demamgoging gas-bag like THAT can’t get a little infotainment face-time in the Beck/Palin/Brewer era?
Who’d a thunk it?
[re=628892]rxaver[/re]: Uh…are you busy this weekend?
Obviously Judge Bolton made these people send her pictures of their cocks. If she wasn’t fanning the flames of intolerance, this whole situation could have been avoided.
This is why I stopped discussing politics on Chatroullette.
[re=628983]penalcolony[/re]: That was brilliant. The all-crocodile version of Legally Blonde…
Earlier today, some asshole was posting the judge’s home address on the Yahoo! comments board about a zillion times. Hope he enjoys the interview with the Federal Marshal’s Service.
[re=628904]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Ah, yes, you are absolutely right. The younger sister, obvsly.
[re=628893]AddHomonym[/re]: [re=628903]Prommie[/re]: [re=628956]BOOBIES![/re]: [re=628982]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Can’t type anymore. Can’t stop laughing.
Sincerely, thanks. I needed this.
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