Oh look, actual news: Judge Susan Bolton of Federal District Court in Phoenix has blocked the most controversial parts of Arizona’s popular new immigration law right before it is to take effect, because she hates white people. Bolton has issued “a preliminary injunction against sections that called for police officers to check a person’s immigration status while enforcing other laws and that required immigrants to carry their papers at all times.” Illegal immigrants will celebrate tonight by drinking Chi-Chi’s-brand margarita mix and Doing Taco Night Right with Ortega-brand taco seasoning mix and Old-El-Paso-brand corn-composite taco “shells.”
“I am disappointed by Judge Susan Bolton’s ruling,” Gov. Jan Brewer said in a statement. “This fight is far from over. In fact, it is just the beginning, and at the end of what is certain to be a long legal struggle, Arizona will prevail in its right to protect our citizens.
“I have consulted with my legal counsel about our next steps. We will take a close look at every single element Judge Bolton removed from the law, and we will soon file an expedited appeal at the United States Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit.”
This should be fun! JAN BREWER WILL HAVE TO CLASSIFY SUSAN BOLTON AS A MESSICAN AND ARREST HER FOR BEING MESSICAN IF SHE HAS TO. [NYT]