For his *next* birthday, pay off Hillary's campaign debt!
Oh look, Michelle Obama sent us like seven emails, all with the same request: Let poor little rich boy Barack Obama finally have a happy birthday! How do you do this? Just click the link for a NO OBLIGATION chance to sign a pledge to charge your credit card more money so that Democrats can continue to piss away their Senate and House majorities, and Obama’s various middle managers can continue firing uppity black ladies from the Farming Office. What?

There’s not even an offer of a sexy night on the town with Bill Clinton, hitting all his favorite Harlem nightspots and motels. Just a dumb web-form, and then the GIVE US MONEY routine, again, forever. It’s a good thing we’re not in year three of an awful nation-crushing Depression or anything! [We will not link to this; check your inbox]

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  1. If he’s having his “birithday” today (as in the headline) then it’s clear that Hopey’s not a Muslin but B’nai B’rith. No wonder he’s so protective of Israel…

  2. Sorry, but it looks like the President’s birthday is on my parents’ anniversary; I’m already shelling out on some nice box wine and a fancy dinner at Friendly’s. No can give.

  3. “There‚Äôs not even an offer of a sexy night on the town with Bill Clinton, hitting all his favorite Harlem nightspots and motels.”

    Y’all have to admit that an evening with Bill Clinton would be far more fun than one with Barack Obama. Obama would serve you healthy snacks and one or two beers, probably from that nice microbrewery in Chicago (Goose Creek?), then you’d talk policy or philosophy. Clinton, on the other hand, you’d overeat and overdrink and party until long after the sun came up again. Yeah, Bill would be a pure hoot.

  4. [re=626468]Jim89048[/re]: That’s it. Obama is not Kenyan, he is Nigerian. He is probably not even a solicitor in real life, but became President through an elaborate email scam run out of an Internet cafe in Chicago.

    [re=626494]freakishlystrong[/re]: Yeah, I’m unclear. Is this his real birthday, or the fake one on his birth certificate. Someone call up David Vitter and find out.

  5. [re=626526]Terry[/re]: I would love to have a night out with Bill, it would involve lots of heavy petting in public places, screaming with laughter at his dirty jokes and a walk of shame in the early hours sans panties.Barack would be all talking about Michelle and avoiding my grabby hands.So, I’m with you on that.

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