Tom Tancredo Running To Be John Elway of Colorado Government

 
 After threatening hilariously last week, former Republican presidential candidate and very current birther / Muslin-hater Tom Tancredo has finally announced that he is indeed running for governor of Colorado, home of mile-high testicle oysters and the Broncos foot ball équipe . Tancredo is not contesting the Republican nomination, however, as he seems afraid to lose. Instead he is running as a member of the American Constitution Party, so as to achieve maximum assholishness in the general election.

 Cute! Your next governor is going to be fun, Colorado. All public business will be conducted in textin' speak. [ Denver Post ]