After threatening hilariously last week, former Republican presidential candidate and very current birther / Muslin-hater Tom Tancredo has finally announced that he is indeed running for governor of Colorado, home of mile-high testicle oysters and the Broncos foot ball équipe. Tancredo is not contesting the Republican nomination, however, as he seems afraid to lose. Instead he is running as a member of the American Constitution Party, so as to achieve maximum assholishness in the general election.
Jul 26 4:36 pm 2010
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