It’s helpful to see how other cultures view our various demagogues and national clowns, because one day we might wind up somewhere in Asia, and then we’ll need to remember this YouTube video — apparently the official evening news — and then we will just change the subject, or sing “More Than This” at Karaoke.
Notice how the computer animation artists represent 46-year-old shouty grandma Sarah Palin as a taut and leggy 14-year-old mud wrestler and professional stripper who spends most of her time getting wasted with “Todd” on the porch swing while her hundred children shoot guns and poop babies in the yard. UPDATE: Everybody claimed this was from Japan, but it isn’t? We obviously can’t read Japanese, or Taiwanese. [YouTube via the dozen weirdos who sent this to Wonkette on a nice Saturday evening]
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God bless the Japanese!
Sarah and Bristol could probably both sell their used underpants in Japan! In rail depot vending machines!
You mean More Than Words?
I love the Japanese News. I have to ask the cable provider.
Um, Ken? Don’t shoot me, ok, but this is Chinese. So not from our former financial overlords, but our current ones. I think either India or Laos is next in line.
Okay, that does it, now I have to connect up my computer to the wide-screen tv so the whole family can appreciate whatever the hell this is.
[re=625047]NYNYNY[/re]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCB7cxv-Ey8
I don’t know why Fox hasn’t adopted this technology yet. It’s not a lie-filled smear campaign if it’s animated. They could finally get that video they’ve been looking for of Michele Obama screaming “kill whitey!” and burning a Kenyan birth certificate while Hussein has sodomy with rev. Wright in the background.
So the Asians have nailed it… I smell pay per view Palin v Obama.. WWE style
[re=625048]user-of-owls[/re]: Taiwan, apparently. Sorry I can’t recognize non-Latin/Cyrillic alphabets! (This is why I make my preschool children learn Chinese, so they can translate for me, in the future.)
I didn’t understand a word of it, yet found it to be hilarious! Okay, Japan this makes up for all those Toyotas without brakes.
Oh, and I would like to send a belated apology for George H.W. Bush, who yodeled groceries on your leader dude back in the day. He was trying to upskirt that one hot Japanese server and caught a glimpse of Bab’s kaslapis, right there next to her full set of balls and vein cane. There is no such thing as “First Hermaphrodite”, so we just stuck with “First Lady”
[re=625045]frailamerica[/re]: God bless all Asians!
[re=625053]Ken Layne[/re]: Please try a quick google before posting an article like this next time. If there’s one thing that makes people seem culturally ignorant, it’s making an assumption to bridge a knowledge gap. Mandarin sounds different than Cantonese, which both look and sound different than Japanese, which looks and sounds different than Korean, etc. etc.
[re=625056]JM Bosch[/re]: Hey, how bout in honor of the American soldier, ya quit fact-checking Ken.
SarahPalin は馬鹿です！
[re=625056]JM Bosch[/re]: There’s a little problem here…but it’s petty shit.
video is from Hong Kong, not Japan as i pointed out in my email to submit this video
Loved the Speak’n'Spell shortcircuit!
I call shenanigans: I didn’t see one misspelled word, even at the Teabagger Rally.
Taiwan, or maybe Hong Kong. Not Nihon.
[re=625056]JM Bosch[/re]: It will be ok. Trust me on this, I’m from the government.
[re=625056]JM Bosch[/re]: Different “from.”
[re=625068]x111e7thst[/re]: Which government, eh?
I’m impressed by the amount of motion capture they cold went out and shot for this joke. I think it is potentially the greatest use of cheap 3D animation technology ever conceived or executed.
This was obviously filmed before the boob job.
They laughed at me at the institute when I pointed out the obvious four weeks ago.
And that isn’t mud on her legs at the end. The “medical marijuana” is, and always has been, to treat the hookworms!!1!.
Even Taiwan, the land of the Kung Fu Fighting Politicians and Engrish, thinks she’s a total tard. Hahahahahahahahaha… They know what life was like under the rule of an incompetent deluded grifter quitter *cough* Chiang Kai Shek aka The Peanut *cough*.
We Asians have the snark, but we only use it when the situation warrants it. As I’ve said several times, just remember that those Tattoos of Chinese characters you white folk like putting on your body aren’t what they say they are. It’s our little payback for all those times you sang “Me Chinese Me Play Joke. Me go peepee in your coke.”
Oh, and flopping hilarious. The Chicom carpetbaggers discovered my Vice City Ducati mod…
Love how the news ticker says “Hell prepares welcome mat for Cheney.”
Obviously an inside job. But brilliant and sexy all the same.
What amazing detail. Love the crib notes on her hand. I see at least the Taiwanese have given up on “drill baby drill.”
Actually, after looking at the tickers, I’m thinking not so much TW or HK as maybe Santa Clara or Berkeley.
Still hilarious.
Chinese computer animated Sarah Palin is soooo much hotter than the real one.
[re=625056]JM Bosch[/re]: It’s a jokey jokey!! You nit picky too much. You go now!
[re=625095]El Pinche[/re]: For the Asian nitpickers, if it makes you feel better, I call Texans Mexicans.
[re=625056]JM Bosch[/re]: Yeah, you’re right! I mean, you’re banned! (Read the update and my own comment, both posted BEFORE you got around to being an asshole.)
Frittata!
-Xavier: Renegade Angel
Go, Speed Racer,
Go, Speed Racer,
Go, Speed Racer,
Go Oh
It’s funny because it’s true.
[re=625097]Ken Layne[/re]: Heh heh, Sharia justice is sweet!
And btw for nerds, the same team did a fine explanation of the iPhone 4 antenna scandal.
So the rest of the world thinks one of our leading republican politicians is retard. (If they lived here they would know they all are and some democrats fit that bill too).
What must they think of Americans. Here, TV with 2 year old technology, you buy. Keep best stuff in Asia for us.
[re=625050]obfuscator[/re]: Oh, yeah. Strange, I heard Avalon many times and not one song ever clicked or stuck out. I can see the meeting, Bryan Ferry’s like “Hey, I’d like you guys to hear some songs I’ve been working on for the next album.” About 1 minute in Brian Eno gets up and starts quietly packing his equipment.
Terrible director, terrible movie, featuring a terrible song, from a terrible album, by a great band.
Don’t matter which Far Eastereners made it, it needz moar spiriting her stupid ass away.
Lost in Translation reference for the ironic fucking win.
Ah good ol’ Danish animation. Danish is such a lovely language
Also, the confusion over the country of origin was purely Occidental.
I woke up just to write that, I haz a sad, Goodnight.
[re=625107]NYNYNY[/re]: I always felt Lost in Translation needed more Yakuzas screaming at each other and Riki Takeuchi finally ending the conversation HIS WAY.
There are no words in this or any other moonspeak language to describe my glee at Sarah’s evil laugh of triumph after slinging Obamar into the mud.
[re=625111]nappyduggs[/re]: You must be completely disoriented.
[re=625107]NYNYNY[/re]: my most immediate connection to that song came via grand theft auto: vice city. i spent/wasted many hours driving around aimlessly while listening to “more than this” on the lite rock station. i took care to avoid running over prostitutes and tourists.
iceberg, Goldberg, what’s the difference?
MoCap Japanized GILF is 1000x hotter and meaner than crying clown GILF. Hunts grizzlies with a carbine sans gunner’s strap, jumps out of the helicopter, touches down perfectly on her mark on stage in strappy heels, puts the uppity negro in a chokehold and knocks him the fuck out! And Parin is friend to arr erectronic toys! Me so haw-nee, all over again!
[re=625097]Ken Layne[/re]: I saw this before and after The Hammer fell, and I couldn’t swear under oath that Dickhead Boy’s rude-ass comment came after your update, but my sobriety at the time is subject to scientific debate. Whatever, the punishment fits the crime, and not in a good way. Namaste to everybody! (How exactly do you google ning-nong ching-chong language, anyway? With Ning-Nong Google, of course. Fuck, does everybody have to be a polymath? Asian language Nazis, taste mah boot! I recognized that there was Too Much Kanji, and it isn’t even my field, but those were Nipponese avatars all the way and that doesn’t exactly scream Middle Kingdom, does it? Fuck off!)
Ken, there are plenty of decaf brands that are just as tasty as the real thing, you know. You can barely taste the harsh solvents they use to strip the psychoactive bits out of the bitter, bitter bean. Just a thought.
[re=625115]obfuscator[/re]: Dude, I didn’t even take care to avoid hitting buildings and oncoming traffic. Why don’t you go hug a tree already?
After a fitful night due to insane temps. in NYC, I wake up and my beloved Wonkette has this amazing item for me….this is magnificent.
“In what respect Charri”
Any asiatards care to give a synopsis of the voice-over? Or are you just here to whine about or mock the ignorance of our banhammer wielding overlords?
I
love
this video.
Except that it started as a documentary and ended as a dystopian fantasy. Also, of course, Palin was far too animated, and we all know that neither Rove nor any other domestic turkey can fly.
Even animated , Palin comes off as a total cunt..amazing.
她是所有语言的一个蠢货。(She is an idiot in any language.)
Kinda of sad though to see the Chinese are now even kicking U.S. ass when it comes to making hilarious Palin youtube videos.
They left out Boobgate!?!? I was looking forward to her, as one Wonketeer said, putting scare quotes around her ta-tas when saying it.
[re=625123]Come here a minute[/re]:
Sarah Palin was a virtual unknown, even in the US, when John McCain picked her as his vice-presidential running mate in August 2008.
But after parting ways with McCain, Palin has since become the standard bearer of the Republican Party and the conservative right in the United States.
Her opinions are sought after by a highly respected broadcast news organization.
Her family life is the subject of much fascination. There have been rumors her daughter and future son-in-law could feature in a reality TV show.
With her rising political profile, Sarah Palin has waded into New York City politics and in the process, invented new words. She compares herself to William Shakespeare.
She has used her popularity to raise US$1.3 million so far this year for her political action committee, SarahPAC.
This fund-raising largess has raised speculation that Sarah Palin could be preparing to run against President Barack Obama in 2012.
If she wins, that would indicate the American people have “refudiated” Barack Obama and chosen conservative values.
I found this on the Interwebz so I cannot guarantee accuracy
[re=625130]x111e7thst[/re]: That makes me want to cry as I am not completely convinced that she couldn’t actually win.Sorry for double negatives but am only on 3rd cup of coffee.
Bon Jour! (Chinese?)
Barry this one time…you *can* hit a girl. She’s not even real!
Only half-kidding w/ that “joke”: Goofy Grifter tried to put Joe Biden in that weird quandry during the VP debate with that “Can I call you Joe?”, winking, blinking and shit. Fortunately, Binden is one smooth operator…
[re=625129]Tim[/re]: Her real life dinghys don’t look like that even with the lift, but a litte creative license in the service of gifs, okay.
Makes you wonder, if by hook and by crook Doofus Grizzlie (hook)worms her way into the Oval Office what a laughingstock this country will be. Fuck.
The whiplash in prestige from W to Barry to Griftee might make this prediction true: http://www.polereversal.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=22&Itemid=1
I didn’t know McCain could fly a helicopter!
The scrawl at the bottom of the Fox News segment is off the hook, “Exclusive: more made up crap about Shirley Sherrod,” and “Hell prepares welcome mat for Cheney.”
[re=625133]facehead[/re]: Well he certainly couldn’t fly a plane, except into other planes or the ground apparently.
http://nextmedia.com/v5/intro.html
Looks like they’re out of Hong Kong.
FWIW, this is actually a comedy parody segment. They do it all the time.
Is this supposed to be fiction?
Also, STOP MOCKING TRIG PALIN!
[re=625096]El Pinche[/re]: Texicans.
(These vivid little CGI puppet shows get me thinking of Guy Debord’s dour-faced La Société du spectacle. Mud wrestling. Orthodox. Alright already. Unlike mud rasslin, The society of the spectacle is itself a principal—and Goddamn American—hobby. I get it half of all the time!)
“(How exactly do you google ning-nong ching-chong language, anyway? With Ning-Nong Google, of course.”
Well, I use a program called IBUS. SCIM works well too. It’s not hard at all with a little practice.
“Fuck, does everybody have to be a polymath?”
Yes. You don’t want to be as ignorant as the average Republican, do you? I didn’t start learning until 50 years old and I’m learning OK. Certainly when the Rule of the Saints starts shooting liberals in ditches, I’ll be safe in China.
[re=625130]x111e7thst[/re]: I believe she did go off and make a fool of herself in Hong Kong.
[re=625130]x111e7thst[/re]: We must proselytize our fellow Wonketteers to User-of-owls Wack-A-Mole Stratagem and get them to read Trinquier’s La Guerre Moderne before the Palinistas and Teatardios. This may be of greater social and political import than [re=625079]Radiotherapy’s Dope-on-Dope Premise[/re] and our feathered friend’s Hookworm Conjecture that pushed Wonkette to the heights on the Googleometer.
That looks like the best video game trailer EVAR!
(Side note: Dutch have dikes! Har har!)
[re=625149]weejee[/re]: And to that end:
http://www.cgsc.edu/carl/resources/csi/trinquier/trinquier.asp
Google books has it too. Both are english translations. I tried, but failed to find the original french on the web.
[re=625151]x111e7thst[/re]: C’est bien dommage. Il serait préférable de la grenouille d’origine. Bonne recherche sur Google si.
[re=625097]Ken Layne[/re]: The swing and sharp crack of the banhammer on a self righteous asshole on a Sunday morning just gives me the tingles all over. Thanks for making me laugh at first, and then get tingly all over afterward. If I smoked, I’d be lighting up about now. Damn I love this place. Goblessmurrrica!
I love that on animated Sarah’s hand is written “Norwegians=Dutch, sorta.”
Sarah Palin is the Invid Regis?
[re=625085]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
Those tattoo characters are vaguely familiar. A lavatory in Kowloon, perhaps. Or was it the signs outside of free clinics?
Ars longa, grifter brevis.
Whatever wonderful Asian Tiger did this should do Michele Bachmann and Glenn Beck next.
[re=625147]zhubajie[/re]: Certainly when the Rule of the Saints starts shooting liberals in ditches, I’ll be safe in China.
When you are shooting back, those ditches make good foxholes.
I’ve lived in the Bible Belt over forty years and had to listen to asshole right-wing god-talkers all my life. If those SOB’s finally find the balls to try a putsch, I’m going to take down as many as I can – protecting and defending the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic to my last breath.
Beats the hell out of dying in a hospital from cancer or some Funky Winkerbean shit like that.
[re=625114]Radiotherapy[/re]:
Now you are a partner, in this crime against English. Welcome aboard.
[re=625126]Limeylizzie[/re]:
She puts a whole new “C” in “CGI”, that is for sure.
And, not for nothing, this video ages soooo well. I laughed in bed, ho ho ho, like Baby Jane Hudson would. I look forward to the sequel, Princess Mooseknuckleke.
[re=625159]chascates[/re]:
Oh, the possibilities. I envision something akin to Duck Amuck.
[re=625159]chascates[/re]: [re=625162]Servo[/re]: Brietbart and Limbaugh touring Thailand?
[re=625160]PineyWoodster[/re]: We beat the fucktard traitors once (1861-1865) but perhaps not hard enough. If there has to be a second time, lets do this right and make sure there never needs to be a third.
[re=625130]x111e7thst[/re]: That’s fairly accurate. I just watched this together with my resident speaker of Mandarin.
Today, we are all 14-Year-Old Dopehead Strippers.
[re=625147]zhubajie[/re]: Don’t they have wingnuts in China who want to return to the days of the Cultural Revolution? Or are they too afraid of the banhammer to challenge the prevailing zeitgeist?
Sarah Palin…me mock you long time.
[re=625146]Sleeves[/re]: Dubord -> detournment, the repurposing of spectacle to invert signification and betray its hidden signifying.
All that does is result in Derrida, and I defy anyone to find a contribution there. Blowing farts or snot rockets is well and good, but the “flash mob” is better Debord than deconstruction, and neither does very much for a public that lives in sensation. I.e. the whole Situationalist program was devised around the idea of a bourgeoisie — those people who would be shocked by nudity, scandalized by a sour note, offended by clashing colors, sent scurrying by a rude noise. They don’t exist in mud wrestlin’, “American Gladiators of Fear Factor,” “Pop Idol,” “Wife Swap” 21 century mall and goatse. life.
Want to scandalize someone today? Write with a thesis or say something longer than ten seconds.
[re=625169]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]:
HUH. Zah.
[re=625170]Geogre[/re]: Ouch. Sorry.
I liked little Piper shooting off her AK47 during the inauguration!
[re=625085]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I thought the parting shot on that one was Diet Coke with Lemon. But I guess if I’m a 臀部小丑 as well, then I guess it fits the narrative better than whatever my drunk-ass asked for in the first place.
[re=625173]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: With a name like Zhivago?!?? Haven’t you learned anything from Neilist??!? That is not a Kalashnikov assault rifle. But, it is funny as hell. It’ll be even funnier with Trig blasting liberals in ditches with a 50 caliber machine gun. A retard strong Trigger finger no less.
[re=625171]nappyduggs[/re]: We are shanghaied together, lashed together on this junk, the US$ Wonkette, in the raging furry of the Tempest.
[re=625170]Geogre[/re]: I am thoroughly scandalized. Aghast.
[re=625175]Snarkalicious[/re]: Now that’s a tramp stamp!
[re=625172]Sleeves[/re]: Just annoyed by the deconstructionists, that’s all.
I am of that generation that was told that it was all the rage, that it was changing everything, that we all had to learn it, that it was It. I learned it and promptly went back to Marxism. At least with that there was a tangential concern with the welfare of people and awareness that class existed.
Also, I never saw “deconstruction” work on any self-aware work. It was great for hygiene manuals of the 1910′s and instructional films and didactic poetry, but no one ever wanted to use it on Swift or Kenneth Koch. It only worked against authoritarians.
[re=625177]sati demise[/re]: Indeed, “What, a painting of a luncheon, and there is a nude in the midst? Where are my smelling salts?”
Who were those people? They just had to be faking it.
[re=625189]Geogre[/re]: No big deal.
I teared up a bit when Jerry Cohen died. I’ll keep the disclosure at Crooked Timber. (Even though this site, for me, has so much more than the lulz.)
[re=625169]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Oh god. This is exactly why I checked in here again today at the Wonkette Stew Meat Butchery and Snark Corral, even though it is so beautiful outside.
[re=625173]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: I have to say that Shakespeare writing around his grave in agony was my favorite part.
[re=625176]Radiotherapy[/re]: Oops, I just checked my weapons cache and sure enough, that’s an M4A…
[re=625202]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: I didn’t catch that at first! Thanks for pointing that out!
[re=625167]Jim89048[/re]: The sad thing is, people like Basil Marceaux make Sarah look like William F. Buckley Jr.
Needs more tentacle sex.
[re=625176]Radiotherapy[/re]: Don’t drag that ASSHOLE Neilist into this discussion. Unless you’re going to shift to tentacle sex, that is.
[re=625168]sezme[/re]: They just reminisce about their high school days. Nothing serious. The Party is as far from Communist as can be.
[re=625085]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Heh. Knicknack, paddywack, indeed.
[re=625160]PineyWoodster[/re]: Word. Ever since I thought I’d caught the Parkinson’s six years ago (turned out to be a benign nervous condition), I have Not. Given. A. Shit. about getting killed. Spent a year in Baghdad and never raised a hair. First militia sumbitch starts any revolutions in my (Atlanta) neighborhood is getting a foot of bayonet up his ass.
This may have been made by Japanese but the language is Chinese.
[re=625232]Old Redneck[/re]: UPDATE: Everybody claimed this was from Japan, but it isn’t? We obviously can’t read Japanese, or Taiwanese. [YouTube via the dozen weirdos who sent this to Wonkette on a nice Saturday evening]
/sighs
This is the single best docudrama since “A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story” starring Meredith Baxter Birney. If the chinks (of which I am one half, so you know, it’s okay) think so lowly of Palin, then my respect for Murica just went down a notch.
[re=625072]Mr Blifil[/re]: No, this is not mo-cap, this is a commerical software package for making your own movies – the name escapes me at this time. Similar to xtranormal (used for the Politico animation), but it’s not xtranormal…
True custom Mo-cap with a program like Poser would be far, far more complicated to produce to get to this level of detailed worlds – although the quality would be much much higher.
And the version with oh-so-helpful subtitles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYzU3wSfoq8
[re=625176]Radiotherapy[/re]:
Oooo. We like it nautical and with an Asian theme? Well, since we’re on a muthaeffin’ slow boat to China, why dontchu Taiwanese ropes around my wrists and check out Ho Lu Siam.
I’M AWFULLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT.
Catch Sarah waving to the Russkies at 0:56!
[re=625107]NYNYNY[/re]: Thank you for your terrible opinions, however, Brian Eno left Roxy Music about 9 years before Avalon was recorded.
Goddamnit, I’ve driven all over Liberty City, from the airport clear over to Aldernay, more times than I can count and I still can’t find this mission. Do I have to whack an SEIU official or something to unlock it? I’m thinking if I can take down her chopper with a grenade early, I won’t have to face that little thug with the assault rifle.
HEY!
If you don’t love the REAL America
you can just fast forward — makes ANY audio
sound like Japanzee.
We don’t care one whit if you think we are … bikini clad monkeys.
Our cages are open, we are on the loose — WE THE REAL PEOPLE are going to drink Tea (we do?), Party, and fill your skys with FreedomFlyers.
Never forget that our bombs will always be bigger than your bombs. And I don’t mean politicians.
YaHooo!
[re=625348]trondant[/re]: And the winner, after all the comments.
Not sure which is sadder. The fact that people outside America see Bible Spice for what she really is. Or people inside America that don’t.
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