Linda McMahon To Win the Ladiez Vote With Illogical Ad

by Jack Stuef


This conversation doesn’t really follow a logical path, but that must be because your afternoon editor is a “man” and cannot understand this sort of ladies’ bathroom talk. At the very least, Republican Senate candidate Linda McMahon will win the pivotal Connecticut Kool-Aid Man vote. “Ohhhhhhhhhh yeah!” [via Newell]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 73 comments }

Lazy Media July 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm

Key phrase: “It’s a soap opera.” Ladies LOVE them some soap operas, amirite fellas?

getoffmylawn July 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm

MILFs?

geminisunmars July 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm

They had me at ooooooo yaaaaaaa

WalkinwiththeKing July 23, 2010 at 5:09 pm

She should just stick with hitting her opponent on the head with a fold up metal chair.

facehead July 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm

MEN! Get your testicles out of your ears and listen to what this wrastlin’ bitch has to say!

OH YEAHHH!!!!!

Texan Bulldoggette July 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm

Well, I do have lady parts, & I think this is a stupid ad. Women don’t say ‘oh yeah’ like that unless they’ve been drinking & someone asks them if they’d bang Bradley Cooper. Linda McMahon certainly does not merit an ‘oh yeah’.

Chernobyl Soup July 23, 2010 at 5:11 pm

500 professional wresting related jobs in Connecticut and God hasn’t smited the whole state for crimes against culture?

Come here a minute July 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm

She will repeal the bon-bon tax!

JMP July 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm

Yes, ladies love the pro wrestling; as I’m sure do the people of Connecticut, known for its many scenic trailer parks and mullets.

Funny that these ladies don’t mention the steroids.

SayItWithWookies July 23, 2010 at 5:16 pm

Hey — two normal-looking women talking about Linda McMahon as though she were sensible, even though they apparently know nothing about any of her positions, and have no opinion on her traveling homoerotic steroid-fueled death-monster freak show besides that it created jobs. Well, I’m satisfied that she’s legit.

Diskoh July 23, 2010 at 5:18 pm

Think she’ll debate Peter Schiff?

Ohhhhhhhh nooooo.

x111e7thst July 23, 2010 at 5:18 pm

[re=624732]WalkinwiththeKing[/re]: If she would hit Lieberman in the head with a chair I’d consider voting for her. If I lived in Connecticut and was a retard.

x111e7thst July 23, 2010 at 5:20 pm

[re=624744]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Well Arbeit Macht Frei as they used to say.

Sharkey July 23, 2010 at 5:22 pm

Thelma and Louise were on their way to a monster truck rally when…

Kinkster July 23, 2010 at 5:24 pm

Hey, Connecticut has hicks too, but they drive Range Rovers and breed horses.

bfstevie July 23, 2010 at 5:26 pm

More carny jobs for Connecticut. That is all.

mookworthjwilson July 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Refuse to watch it, but from the screen shot above, I am going to get my wife to punch those women in the face…IN THE FACE!!! CAN YOU SMELLLLLLLLL…WHAT THE MOOK IS COOKING?????

Chernobyl Soup July 23, 2010 at 5:30 pm

[re=624753]Kinkster[/re]: Hicks in the South breed horses all the time but sometimes they get caught and have to perform community service.

problemwithcaring July 23, 2010 at 5:32 pm

The driver’s hand disappears off camera right before the satisfactory “oh-yea’s.” Guess she’s found her cup of tea.

Johnny Zhivago July 23, 2010 at 5:37 pm

Did I catch that right, her slogan is “and now for something completely different”?

TheCoolestGuyInTown July 23, 2010 at 5:37 pm

The cliched commercial set-up, that I call “the informative conversation.

Barrelhse July 23, 2010 at 5:42 pm

Who’s the guy in the back seat wearing a diaper?

Extemporanus July 23, 2010 at 5:42 pm

[re=624752]Sharkey[/re]: I love me some tough muff snuff porn.

Go on…

Barrelhse July 23, 2010 at 5:46 pm

[re=624759]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Serve it up, Mookworth!!

rambone July 23, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Can´╗┐ I still vote for Linda even though I don’t have a vagina?

P.S. Ladies, based on my extensive research of female-female interactions (watching The View and lesbian pornography) I know making eye contact is important when gossiping , but you really should try to keep at least´╗┐ one eye on the road when driving.

El Pinche July 23, 2010 at 5:54 pm

lesbians.

WadISay July 23, 2010 at 5:55 pm

By the same token, Michael Vick was a real job-maker in dogfighting.

inedalo July 23, 2010 at 5:57 pm

since when do politicians and their ads need logic to win elections in the USA?

EdFlinstone July 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm

She needs to add some of her wrestlin magic to this add, have the 2 chicks get down to their bras and panties and go at it.

EdFlinstone July 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm

ad you effing moron.

FlownOver July 23, 2010 at 5:58 pm

Can’t wait to see her put a head drop on that bitch Mikulski. That’s real rasslin’ legislation, that is.

tiny mexican July 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm

As a vaginal-American, I don’t get it either, but I’m pretty sure the lady on the left is a dyke. OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHH!

wilbro July 23, 2010 at 6:07 pm

I am sure Andy Kaufman would have voted for Linda. But she’d have had to wrestle him for it.

Neilist July 23, 2010 at 6:14 pm

“No Nation can be Great when led by a creature that can bleed for a week every month and not die.”

Thomas Jefferson
Dead Old White Guy
Montecello, VA

BlueStateLiberal July 23, 2010 at 6:25 pm

[re=624726]Lazy Media[/re]: We ladies just love our stories as much as you fellas love your wrestling! There’s no way this lady can’t win!

Bubberella July 23, 2010 at 6:25 pm

[re=624807]Neilist[/re]: Mr. Jefferson never said no such thing. But he did say “Sally honey, gimme a shot o leg”.

BlueStateLiberal July 23, 2010 at 6:28 pm

[re=624753]Kinkster[/re]: No, CT hicks listen to ’80s rock, shop at Walmart just like the other hicks, and can’t make a decent pizza to save their lives.

Jukesgrrl July 23, 2010 at 6:30 pm

Yep, all women automatically vote for the female candidate. That’s how Hillary got to be president.

Katydid July 23, 2010 at 6:42 pm

Yeah, this is a CT ad all right, did anyone else notice the Hermes scarf? Greenwich bitches.

ella July 23, 2010 at 6:55 pm

[re=624834]Katydid[/re]: Yes!! I was going to say that’s how I know it’s Connecticut. (Maybe it’s Hermes-inspired.) First thing I noticed, srsly.

Potater July 23, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Linda McWasp and Janyce “Insufferable Y” Kensington

Mr. Spanky July 23, 2010 at 7:25 pm

Cougars! For some reason they get me motivated.

But being the empress of a steroid-enhanced empire is not enough qualification for Ms. McMahon to be elected to any public office.

However, here in FLA we have Rick Scott running for governor – a man who defrauded millions from Medicare and got away with it.

God bless America!

dijetlo July 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm

After running it through my “Vag to Peene” translation software and analyzing output, it can accurately be translated into manspeak as
“Vote for me, I swallow”.
So yeah, Linda McMahon 2010…it’s a lock.

Hopey dont play that game July 23, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Not enough clam slapping.

Neilist July 23, 2010 at 8:04 pm

[re=624819]Bubberella[/re]: Thomas Jefferson said no such thing, you Big Liar.

Instead, he said . . . .

Two-toned Prius bound for Mrs. Fields
Boards sold as MILFs down in New Orleans
Pampered Dave Vitter knows he’s doing alright
Hear him whip the Women, diapered around midnight!

Ah, Old Cougars,how come you taste so good?
Ah, Old Cougars, just like a young girl should!

Drum-beat “War!” Liberal blood runs hot
Lady of the House – Pelosi! – When she’s gonna stop?
House Boy Boeher knows that he’s going Far Right
You should a heard him just around midnight

Ah, Old Cougars, how come you taste so good?
Ah, Old Cougars, just like a young girl should

I bet Newt Gringrich is a Screaming Queen
And all his pages were sweet sixteen
He’s no Vitter but he knows what he likes
Another fresh Pampers just around midnight!

WTFover July 23, 2010 at 8:16 pm

The only realistic part is — the car is in the middle of the fucking road.

Limeylizzie July 23, 2010 at 9:02 pm

[re=624735]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: I have been known to say “Oh Yeah” but usually with a really big pause between the Oh and the Yeah and it is usually screamed and has a lot more moaning involved…if you get my drift.

gradgrind July 23, 2010 at 9:31 pm

I think this was filmed in another state. Nobody in Connecticut wears lipstick that dark, except for guys in the wrestling-industrial entertainment sector.

Partial credit for verite, though. It’s the only state in the union where women still go out to lunch & shopping sporting that “Alex Keaton’s mom” look.

ForTheTurnstiles July 23, 2010 at 9:33 pm

[re=624887]Limeylizzie[/re]: I remember hearing that sort of thing coming around the corner. It is a distant memory. Our anniversary is coming up, as it always comes around this time of year. Likelihood of an “ohhh yeahhh” moment is… it has not come but gone. I am, indeed, a Friday night wonkette commenter.

Weeping Jesus July 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm

The Lily Tomlin character looks like she’s about to do an Ernestine bit.

foulmouthed mrscreant July 23, 2010 at 10:02 pm

I had no idea Lily Tomlin was doing ads now! Maybe she can help to get the word out about the Wonkettemart.

foulmouthed mrscreant July 23, 2010 at 10:05 pm

[re=624908]Weeping Jesus[/re]: I thought I was the only one to see it!

Wisco July 23, 2010 at 10:12 pm

Hey, she ran a three-ring circus freak show once, how different can Washington be? Besides, if you ran a business you’re automatically qualified to write legislation, because it’s really just the same thing.

Sleeves July 23, 2010 at 10:18 pm

[re=624753]Kinkster[/re]: The hicks drive Range Rovers and breed houses.[re=624760]Chernobyl Soup[/re]: So it’s still true…

waitforsugar July 24, 2010 at 12:20 am

My lady bits are indeed talented but I am reasonably sure that they can’t vote.

Blender July 24, 2010 at 2:01 am

Jesus, how many pity posts is Newell going to get? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

DC Hates Me July 24, 2010 at 3:30 am

Where are these women going, driving their SUV in the middle of the road, at 25mph, at noon, overly dressed, listening to bland rock?

Stepford, Connecticut.

Zorg July 24, 2010 at 3:32 am

Uhm, not like my gal pals in Greenwich. The town where boners go to die… After they have attended a service at the First Congregational Church, of course. And Parent’s Day at Greenwich Country Day School…

JoeCool BigPecker July 24, 2010 at 3:50 am

Stupid as fuck

2Big2Fail July 24, 2010 at 6:56 am

If you smell…what MizMac…. is… cooking!

Oblios Cap July 24, 2010 at 9:29 am

I liked the “cup of tea” shout-out to the teatards.

Sleeves July 24, 2010 at 9:49 am

[re=624947]2Big2Fail[/re]: Horseface?

WriteyWriterton July 24, 2010 at 12:41 pm

I’ve adjured myself to stop swearing so much. “Self,” I said, “your vocabulary is shrinking faster than your memory of better times in the Lower 48.” But I see this, this, I don’t know, guano-spattered *&^%?, and I, like I can’t STOP myself.

Ears and eyes bleeding? Check!

Can O Whoopass July 24, 2010 at 3:21 pm

When she squeezed my rocks hard and said, “ooooooo yaaaaaaa”, I was moving to Arizona.

BarackMyWorld July 24, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Maybe she can explain why her business forces its performers to work while injured and become as bulky as possible, all while travelling 300 days a year with expenses paid out of their own pockets. Not to mention her show regularly demonstrates and condones violence against women by having its heroic characters assault their female co-workers, and bigotry by encouraging its audience to boo villains for being “evil foreigner” stereotypes.

Mr Blifil July 24, 2010 at 11:40 pm

What exactly are they celebrating at the end there? Washington being “shaken up?” By someone tangentially involved in promulgating the homoerotic spectacle of professional wrestling? This is the point wherein I suggest that all involved be fucked with a spoon.

JoeCool BigPecker July 25, 2010 at 7:13 am

[re=624947]2Big2Fail[/re]: eggfuckingzactly

Limeylizzie July 25, 2010 at 9:50 am

Ewwww I just saw this ad on the TeeVee in NYC, really foul on a big screen and the “Hermes” on the scarf is visible.

Ripley_in_CT July 25, 2010 at 9:51 am

I have to watch this insipid ad on the teevee every stinking day. It makes me what to push pencils into both my eyes and ears simultaneously. Oh Yeaaaahhhhhh

Ripley_in_CT July 25, 2010 at 10:05 am

Wonkette, I have found the exact location on googlemaps where this stupid video was taken. In the beginning, you see them drive by Hazelwood Ln. This is in Stamford, at the corner of Hazelwood and Crestwood Drive. Google maps even has the white picket fence in the street view.

Fuckin’ Stamford. I hate the other side of my state. I live nearer Rhode Island, so we don’t have the fancy scarves or the SUV with the preset AM stations. bitches.

actor212 July 26, 2010 at 10:50 am

They can’t be from Connecticut. Their jaws are unclenched.

actor212 July 26, 2010 at 10:52 am

“Ooooh yea” was the tagline of Randy “Macho Man” Savage.

I’m surprised he hasn’t appeared in an ad for her yet.

The Silver Fox July 26, 2010 at 11:44 am

[re=625455]actor212[/re]: “Snap into a Slim Jim, for Senate! Ooooh yeah!”

Seriously I don’t get this ad whatsoever.

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