Bobby Jindal Almost Done With Totally Ruining Louisiana Forever

How does one render that godawful nasal braying in text, anyway? You know, the Blanche Lincoln stump speech?

[Is it time, once again, for another stanza or so of Neilist's Continuing Epic Poem . . . .]

Jindal DINN!

Young Bobby had no truck, with BP’s oily muck
Not even for the dot upon his forehead
Though a Hindee through-and-through, even he refused the goo
Offered up upon a curry, or on some dollars

“Louisana’s doing fine!,” Bobby J. did so opine
While dishing out Pelican A La Tandor-i.
“Our gumbo’s so refined, it’s an octane rather high
It’s just perfect for inflaming wives by sut-tee.”

JINDAL, JINDAL, JINDAL, What the HELL you doing NOW?
Your wives are BP flamers! Did the Living God that made ya
Plan a funeral pyre around your resignation?

I love these conservatives writing about how LeBron James, were he to have made his decision based on the tax rates in the various states he could move to, would have made the right decision by going to Miami — thus this is a win for the policy of low state taxes. But wait — if Florida’s taxes had nothing to do with his decision, how does this demonstrate the success of this policy? And maybe if they increased their tax rates, there would be fewer hurricanes, because hurricanes come to Florida too — presumably giving its tax rates the same consideration that James did. It might also be a win for Florida’s laws protecting manatees by making boats go slower — I’m sure LeBron considered that, too. Come on, Weakly Standard — let’s hear it for environmental sensitivity creating jobs! Hmmm, nothing. Maybe they’re out buying party hats or something.

[re=623453]SayItWithWookies[/re]:
Haha.

Typical Weakly Substandard. Never considered that LeBron the Self Involved might like the Hoochie mamas that live on South Beach.

How dare Matt refer to Palin as history’s worse VP pick! She was the second worse; he forgets Tom Eagleton.

Yeah, Standard, tax rates are the only reason to prefer living in Miami to fucking Cleveland.

RedState’s vladimir should know that repeating a right-wing talking point and attacking the Democratic President is not a bipartisan a message, in fact it is partisan, the very opposite.

Apparently the Weekly Standard never heard of “The Jock Tax.” Over 40 states tax profesional athletes for the income they earn playing games in their respective states (thank you Michael Jordan for being so famous and so well paid the states thought this one up!).

Now, his endorsement monies would be a different deal – but his “game earnings” will be distributed among the various states where he plays. After all, 50% of his games are on the road.

I believe that NBA players pay their taxes based on the location that they earn their pay. So, a Miami heat player will pay taxes on half his income in Florida. Actually, just over half because of the games he plays in Orlando. The income earned on road games will be taxable in that state. The money he is saving in taxes is not enough to offset the lower amount he took for playing in Miami over Cleveland. This makes Lebron a socialist.

We don’t need no stinkin govmint bail-out money.
We don’t need no stinkin BP oil money.
we can just live on guns n bibles. It’s what the lord intended. Jesus said the poor we shall always have with us. And damnit, that’s what we’re gonna have.

-Bob the non-builder

Bobby Jindal, the South Asian Tim Pawlenty.

Well, now we know that Mr. Prevor knows absolutely nothing about sports, but does a pretty good imitation of a parrot trained to talk like Milton Friedman.

[re=623469]JMP[/re]: You seriously think Eagleton was worse than Palin? Shit, man, he had therapy.

Bobby. Louisianans don’t want your fucking curry either. But somehow you shit feed it to them daily.