Obama’s Hair Is Weak On Defense (In Comparison)
by Benjamin Frisch 2:39 pm July 21, 2010
- Put on your PUMAs everybody, because Hillary Clinton is running for President! She made her official announcement over the weekend in the traditional style of a female, via her coiffure (which means “hairdo” in Arabic.) [Fox Nation]
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Lindsay Graham loves partial-birth abortions so much, he legally forced them on all children, by voting for Elena Kagan. [Gateway Pundit]
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Obama personally spent $50,000 of your tax money so that an illegal alien (Xenu) could feel less ashamed of his manhood in the locker room of his local YMCA. [Human Events]
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John Stossel is very confused about immigration. If only he had some sort of mechanism for processing information and then coming to an informed conclusion. A brain, maybe?[Fox News]
- Ironic hipsters Us Weekly decided to place an interview with Bristol and Levi in their “Healthy Lifestyle” section of their site, because there is nothing healthier than unprotected, underage babymaking. [Us]
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Please to replace feature with shorter “Reactionary shitheads are still acting like reactionary shitheads” macro.
“If only he had some sort of mechanism for processing information and then coming to an informed conclusion.”
As long as they’re not colorblind, the teabaggers usually just use their eyes.
You can say all the nice things about Miss Graham that you want, I’m still not falling for it. He’s walking away from the Cap-and-Trade bill that he co-sponsored, among other things I’m still holding against him.
I think the Fox Nation commenter “7.62x51hollowpoint” really nailed it when he said of Hilary Clinton’s hairstyle:
“SHE IS A COMMUNIST TRADER TAKE ARE RIGHTS AWAY BIGOT”
and then followed it up with
“MONICA WOULD MAKE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN HILLERY DISCRIMINATORY BIGOT, SUPPORTER OF THE NATIONAL ANTI AMERICAN COMMUNIST PARTY LOOK AT THE STATE DEPARTMENT THERE WORKER ARE ALL MEAN RACIST BIGOTS ITS ALL FUNYUP”
powerful shit, man.
Sorry Ben. Uhh-uh. I’m not clicking ANY of those clickee things.
Oh, for Christ’s sake, the penis-pump thing has nothing to do with “Obamacare”, which didn’t really touch existing state medical plans and certainly didn’t allow for illegal immigrants to get treatment for ED.
I was going to blame low level bureaucrats or conman doctors, until I found THIS tidbit on the original story (http://www.shakopeenews.com/news/general_news/county_attorney_rails_against_illegal_immigration-107) :
“A man in the country illegally who committed a $27,000 identity-theft crime in Scott County obtained tens of thousands of dollars in governmental medical assistance, including surgery for an inflatable penis pump. ”
So it’s entirely he was going by a citizen’s identity at the time, and had somehow managed to use this to obtain said assistance, which a citizen would have the right to. Also, “it’s impossible to tell how much illegals cost…” does not me “a lot”, by default, and quoting how much they cost to care for in jail is as much an argument for safer jails and more lenient immigration policies as it is for deportation.
I’m not exactly sure how the penis pumps for Pedro story has anything to do with “Obamacare”, but somehow the author tried to tie them together…someone had to I guess…
Seeing Stossel actually argue for something decent nearly made my head explode, until I realized he only wants immigration reform because it would be good for our corporations, not because it’s the right thing to do.
Even after seeing it, I have a hard time believing Fox actually said that Clinton’s new hairstyle is a sign she plans to primary Obama. It’s not just grasping at straws, but at those little stirrer-straws that bars use for mixing drinks, and they’re invisible.
Best quote of the year goes to Blaggo re. why he didn’t testify. “One thing I’ve learned from this is I talk too much!” Now, about that hair…
After clicking two of the clickies I’ve been forced to move happy hour to right now.
I love how Nikki Haley (who hasn’t actually won an office yet) called for Miss Graham’s censure for his vote for Kagan. Um, isn’t censure generally reserved for ethical misconduct or some such? I don’t think voting against your party (for quite valid reasons) can logically be considered ethical misconduct. Hiking the Appalachian Trail, on the other hand…
[re=622569]JMP[/re]: Isn’t it usually Stossel who is grasping at straws while singing If I Only Had a Brain?
[re=622557]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: That’s just scary stupid. I’m surprised he or she can sit up and feed themselves, let alone type.
[re=622569]JMP[/re]: I’m sure Stossel will issue an apology and a retraction. Because everyone knows that Messicans smell bad, spread disease, and are sneaking into the country to go on welfare and vote for Obama.
I propose that you never link to Human Events again. I’m not fond of clickjacking attempts to get me to subscribe to someone’s exciting and informative newsletters.
[re=622557]KilgoreTrout_XL[/re]: FUN-YUP is my new favorite buzzword, like synergy.
[re=622560]freakishlystrong[/re]: God I wish I had followed your wisdom. I made it through the Hillary hair thing stunned but still strong, then moved on to Graham/Gateway Pundit story and was crippled and finally totally incapacitated as I made my way through the Gateway comments.
The ruthlessness with which those people turn upon their own far surpasses anything that the wild has ever achieved. I am torn, should I mourn for the soul of humanity, or hurrah at the downfall of the Republican party as they suckle on the blood of their brethren?
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