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Best Actual *Good* Campaign Commercial: Bryan Weaver For D.C. Ward One

by Ken Layne  10:09 pm July 20, 2010


Here’s a tour of the neighborhood — good stuff and bad alike — by Adams Morgan community organizer Bryan Weaver. It’s a ripoff of a much funkier homage to a famous old Paul Wellstone spot, but Weaver worked for Wellstone so it’s kosher … unlike Weaver’s kids, who appear to speak Spanish. Anyway, this wins on many levels.

Except, maybe, at the actual election level this fall, when Weaver’s up against entrenched three-term councilman Jim Graham. But we’ve been sent links to this video by about a hundred people since the weekend — including a bunch of reliable Wonkette operatives — so maybe there’s a “grassroots” thing. Plus so much good food to eat, everywhere, and bicycles parked outside bars on a hot day. And muggers. [YouTube/Bryan Weaver]

{ 35 comments }

WarAndG July 20, 2010 at 10:21 pm

This is exactly the racist, socialist, anti-corporate-benevolence Archie Brite Bart and 239 of his BIG whatever blogs have been telling, we the meatheads, about. Anti-American. Disgusting. I hope there is an investigation.

Buzz Feedback July 20, 2010 at 10:27 pm

Jim Graham. The moran who would like you to believe the Woodley Park metro stop is in Adams Morgan. Never forget.

user-of-owls July 20, 2010 at 10:28 pm

Beaver? Ward? Where have I heard this before?

Oh? Weaver? Um…

Dashboard_Buddha July 20, 2010 at 10:35 pm

Wow…ya’ll got long ass buses.

Nappied Hypotenuse July 20, 2010 at 10:47 pm

1. He went to Howard.
2. He can drain it from downtown.
3. Wife “Maria,” kids speaking Spanish
= Bryan Weaver is a Kenyan.

chascates July 20, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Worked for Wellstone? He’s got my vote. Even though I live in Austin.

DoktorZoom July 20, 2010 at 10:56 pm

He’s earnest, smart, and funny.

Hasn’t got a chance.

sati demise July 20, 2010 at 11:09 pm

Got my vote. Can I mail it in from Az?

fictional character July 20, 2010 at 11:14 pm

how’s he going to get anything done after graham cuts bus service some more?

Whatev July 20, 2010 at 11:36 pm

Otherwise known as “Bryan Weaver eats his way through Ward 1″…

mostly corn July 21, 2010 at 12:13 am

Whoa, that’s Josh’s neighborhood? He’s a great mugger. Very professional.

Also, yes, I would totally vote for him (Brian, not Josh).

Radiotherapy July 21, 2010 at 12:16 am

Needs more flags, guns, and founding father hallucinations.

V572625694 July 21, 2010 at 12:26 am

[re=621940]Radiotherapy[/re]: Exactly. What kind of moran thinks that talking about achievable things he’ll do if elected will get him, uh…elected? What about the terrorists, and the Messicans taking our jerbs? That’s what scares people. Plus: 9/11!!!1!!

NYNYNY July 21, 2010 at 12:26 am

Ahh. So, he wants to destroy America by taking our freedoms does he? Gentlemen, gather your armies!

el donaldo July 21, 2010 at 12:51 am

Awwww. Now I’m homesick.

That’s great, though. I hope he wins.

twoeightnine July 21, 2010 at 12:51 am

Bro’s got form. I’m guessing he learned it at Howard.

rambone July 21, 2010 at 1:22 am

So, he’s a honkey, has a wife named Maria, children who speak Spanish, got mugged by a white and went to Howard. He is either bizarro-world Juan Boner or I’ve had one hallucinogen too many.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

Lawndarts July 21, 2010 at 1:35 am

Normally I like to work in a Waggaman reference in this type of situation… it’s a cool video.

AxmxZ July 21, 2010 at 2:59 am

Damn. Whoever is behind that ad needs to be hired by the DNC, stat.

loquaciousmusic July 21, 2010 at 7:23 am

That made me smile. Shit — a political ad that made me smile.

I hope this goes viral like herpes!

facehead July 21, 2010 at 7:49 am

Usually when I read Wonkette I’m giggling or popping a boner — when did it get all feelgood?

facehead July 21, 2010 at 8:01 am

The “I’ll be your mugger” joke was taken from some Steve Martin flick.

ph7 July 21, 2010 at 8:04 am

That mugger was no Willie Horton.

MargeSimpsonsBlackFriend July 21, 2010 at 8:23 am

He rides the metro, community organizer and likes to eat too? I almost wish I lived in Ward One so I could vote for this guy.

Manos: Hands of Fate July 21, 2010 at 8:33 am

Real nice guy but he ain’t got a chance. Graham brings home the bacon and always answers emails — even those detailing minute bullshit about garbage pick-ups and creeps smoking crack in your alley — which is enough to keep you ward seat in DC politics.

Pompous Magnus July 21, 2010 at 9:12 am

Way to rip off your dead boss. …at least Wellstone showed some hustle in his ad.

Doglessliberal July 21, 2010 at 9:21 am

I live in Alexandria but I want to vote for this guy because anyone who has the line “Hi, I am Josh, and I’ll be your mugger today” in his campaign commercial deserves it.

weejee July 21, 2010 at 10:11 am

[re=622014]ph7[/re]: [re=622056]Doglessliberal[/re]:
Do you think that was our Josh????

Norbert July 21, 2010 at 10:22 am

Wouldja look at that, a wee 3-minute slice of American media that portrays a civilization that I can recognize as existing in the same universe as my own. Plus that song makes him seem like some kind of 70s superhero, whooshing around fixing shit.

If this guy is willing to do the job, I say elect the poor bastard to pretty much whatever.

Neilist July 21, 2010 at 1:12 pm

Isn’t “Howard University” a colo . . . :::Whoops::: . . . negr . . . ::Whoops::: . . . darki . . . :::Whoops:::: . . . NAAC . . . :::Whoops::: . . . .

Damnit, you know what I’m trying to TeaBa . . . :::Whoops::: . . . say here.

riverjumper July 21, 2010 at 1:32 pm

Ohhh snap that’s Graham’s VW bug convertable (or a likeness)! I picked a helluva time to leave Ward 1.

Chuckie Jesus July 21, 2010 at 1:54 pm

He moved into my oldest neighborhood just around the time I left Chocolate City. That means I can mail in my vote and have it count, right? Oh yeah, if that’s old Stax Records music, I may just mail in two.

Chet Kincaid July 21, 2010 at 2:09 pm

[re=622353]Neilist[/re]: He went to Howard?! His offspring speak Spanish?! Red alert, he has Gone Native!! Terminate with extreme prejudice! Remember what happened to Col. and Mr. Kurtz…

whatever_dc July 21, 2010 at 3:25 pm

yayyyyyyyyyyy — i knew there was a reason i registered to vote for the kenyan! now i can vote for this yahoo too since i live in ward 1. thank you wonkette!

Das Storminator July 21, 2010 at 5:38 pm

Boring actual government in action. Graham comes off like a total d-bag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BsPGvU8ryc

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