A daily puzzle here at Wonkette’s World News Headquarters is trying to figure out what the hell people are going on about, in their emails to your editors, because it’s a rare occurrence when an angry reader who stumbled across some random three-year-old Wonkette post bothers to identify whatever post was so upsetting. The link or even a vague description would help — help us laugh, we mean. But usually, we’re as confused as the furious Internet bumbler. So many invitations to “go back” to whatever past or present Communist country the reader heard about somewhere that one time, so little context. That’s why it’s always a delight to get an Email of the Day that at least mentions the offensive item!
The puzzle contained within this Letter to the Editor is to find which part is a quote from the post itself, or some source materials linked within, or just the commentary of the reader himself:
Date: Tue, Jul 20, 2010 at 0:54 AM
Subject: NRA Just Going To Stick Gun Stuff Into Every Bill From Now On
Wonkette – The DC Gossip:
“The last two years have been a disaster for us,” said Representative Carolyn McCarthy, a New York Democrat and a longtime advocate of increased gun control. “A lot of members are just afraid of the N.R.A.”
*Representative Carolyn McCarthy sounds afraid of the US Constitution!*
Oh good! Now they can keep their biggest secret, zombie Charlton Heston raising money for the NRA by giving out handjobs with his cold, dead hands.Beverly Hills surgeon explains at home fix for crepey skin around the arms, legs, and stomach.
*How can anyone take you seriously when you have to use disrespect for a deceased American patriot? Your homosexual reference is sick – SHAME!
Understandable, perhaps. But the NRA will not stop until federal law mandates that every citizen has a gun in both hands at all times.
*That is also stupid. If you or anyone else does not want a gun, then do not have one. Be sure to patronize “Gun Free Zones” where criminals know where to find helpless victims.*
The picture of Charlton Heston is also stupid; you did not do a good job adding the rifle to it. But it is consistent with the other lies you print.