- Diaper Pants David Vitter joked he would never let Rachel Maddow put diapers on him, because that would be gross: Rachel Maddow has man-features! And then David Vitter apologized to Rachel Maddow and his entire family, as is his wont. [Washington Post]
- Matt Yglesias is very concerned about overcrowding on the Metro in 2020. This is the only thing Matt can foresee as being an issue in 2020. [Matt Yglesias]
- Spain has agreed to grant 52 Cuban exiles political asylum. But why is Spain helping Castro get rid of people he doesn’t care for? There is a word for that, and it is “Declaring War on the United States.” [Weekly Standard]
- Barack Obama accuses the Republican Party of lacking faith in the American people, but Erick Erickson turns this accusation right on its head, and now the accusation’s skull is crushed because it is so weak and Erick is so mighty. [RedState]
- Andrew Sullivan invented a dystopian pay-as-you-go park bench, OR, if you look at the glass half full, a free and very public butt plug machine. The future is looking up! [The Daily Dish]
May 27, 2012
Spain Adopts Cuban Exiles, Sinks ‘The Maine’ All Over Again
by Riley Waggaman 3:08 pm July 20, 2010
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“…and Erick is so mighty.”
This is the first time that someone has used these (English) words to describe E. son of E.
I thought we had first dibs on all Cuban exiles? Who the fuck is the GOP gonna get to assasinate Kennedies, break into Watergates, and serve as Jebbies thugs, if Spain starts siphoning off all the Cuban exiles? We must not allow a Cuban exile gap!
“But it is Barack Obama who thinks the government must tell people what they can and cannot eat.”
Eric, I for one give you my blessing to go ahead and eat that salmonella-infested mayonnaise. For America.
Without snark: Using the term “human trafficking” in this instance is appallingly disrespectful to those who actually *are* trafficked.
Wait, Spain gets the exiles? Have they decided, flush from their victory in that little soccer tournament, to start building their own baseball team too?
Thanks to Erick, I now understand that anyone who protects the public from getting ripped off by predatory credit card and bank practices doesn’t trust them. So I suppose my city shows it doesn’t trust me by hiring all those cops and firefighters.
Rachel must be crushed….just think, she’ll never know the joy of wiping man-turd off that pasty southern arse and wrestling the squirming mewling thumbsucking man-child into a fresh XXL “Depends”…..the golden
showersopportunities missed…..So much hate at Redstate! Maybe they need a hug or one of them Charlie Heston handjobs.
Spain better be careful. Last time we let Cuban exiles in Arkansas they nearly burned down the joint.
Erick Erickson is clearly not on the Shakespeare/Palin “refudiate” bandwagon.
I thought poopy-pants had a real challenger in Nahlins, but the guy is a major horndog/weirdo too!
[re=621624]13ollocks To The Rules[/re]: I’m thinking that the son of Eric too would feel much better if some kind lady were to wipe the shit off his flabby ass and get him into a nice clean diaper.
When will I learn not to click on the RedState link? Where are my nitro pills?
If you think of Redstate as a parody site, it makes much more sense.
Keep your eyes on the Spanish… they’ll attack when your bike chain drops.
Last time I used Andrew Sullivan and butt plug in the same post I was severely reprimanded.
Nice HS photo of Rachel. I woulda hit that. And then I woulda been the cause of her turnin’ to tacos.
[re=621659]comicbookguy[/re]: He just went a graf or two-count too far. Art is tetchy.
I have to agree with Eric, son of Eric. Why should an administration be standing up for the welfare of the average ‘Murikan when it should only be concerned with the welfare of rich ‘Murikans and big corporations. We must refudiate these socialist practices now!
I noticed that the butt plugs aren’t fully retracting when the guy pays a quarter.
I guess you just don’t get as much for your money as you used to.
I don’t remember the Maine.
Nice to see that Erickson’s refudiation is from the Paul Reubens school of political discourse, to wit: “I know you are, but what am I?”
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