The Tea Party Express crew is NOT PLEASED that the National Tea Party Federation has kicked them out of their coalition for standing by their hero warrior Mark Williams and his “satirical” things about “coloreds.” So a bunch of their ranks piled into their official, fancy eagle-covered blunder-bus and drove up to Alaska to have a press conference about how angry they are, and also maybe try to “cool their jets” in the cool Alaskan breezes. Some special guests tagged along! (Anger-bear photo = HINT.)
As this photographic evidence shows, Don Corgan — reputed twin brother of “Smashing Pumpkins” grunge star Billy Corgan — traveled to Anchorage to literally stand behind Tea Party Express political director Bryan Schroyer and make sure that Schroyer’s jacket remained lint-free at all times. A resident of Olympia, Washington, Don lives alone in a basement apartment with his cat, Geddy, and spends most of his days practicing the guitar riffs from Rush songs.
Also in attendance was Papa Grizzly, a hip-hop artist whose last single, “Pet Ma Snout for Freedomz,” has sold 15,000 copies, mostly at Tea Party rallies. (WTF is going on with that bear? Is it a costume with a human being inside, or a stuffed bear that these people drag along with them and pet “for good luck”? Also, it looks kind of short.) [Washington Post]
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Today we are all brothers of shaved-headed former front men.
WWF + Furries = Amerikkka 2010
A spokesman for the Judean People’s… wait, what?
Already? To death???
OK, nevermind.
The tea party – thousands of community groups that promote limited government, free markets and other conservative and Libertarian principles – has resisted any notion of centralized control.
Anarchy writ large. Let’s back to warlords and private armies. This bodes well for the future of the Republic.
Hint fail – I thought it would be infamous Mama Grizzly Sarah Palin who was the celebrity.
Wait, teabaggers have their own pedo-bear now?
I’m changing my name to Papa Pickup – “Pet my trucknutz for freedoms!”
The referenced bear is in a photo at the Post link…it is the saddest-looking bear I’ve ever seen. Not sad-”crummy” but sad-”sad.” I guess you would be too if you had to spend your time at Tea Party events instead of amusement parks and jamborees.
(Pst. The third link is the same as the first.)
I see Dog the Bounty Hunter make an appearance (who’s dressed in drag? what the? ) . That’s right brother.
BTW, if you’re looking for good Dog quotes, or “Dogisms”, go here right NOW!!! : http://www.boycottliberalism.com/Dog.htm
Airports in Alaska are filled with stuffed bears like those in the lower 48 are filled with Starbuckerooos. Hell, they even took one from Wasilla and stuffed it in the Governor’s
CabinMansion in Juneau.Um, don’t you mean “Don Corgan — alleged twin brother of rocker and Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan”? That would be considered slander in the lower 48!
Let me get this straight. It’s okay for white people to make “jokes” about how slavery was so great for black people, but when the Feds want to reform healthcare and help the unemployed, the white Teabaggers shriek that its slavery and bring their guns and badly spelled not THAT racist signs in protest…
Only in US America!
What the hell do those signs say in the background? bog – jog?
Cool mustache, Schroyer. Do you moonlight as a professional wrestler?
Weirdly, the part of Williams’ letter that pisses me off the most is when he refers to Ben Jealous as “Tom’s nephew.” If you’re going to try to get holier-than-thou with the NAACP, you should probably know the different between BEING an Uncle Tom and HAVING an Uncle Tom. I’m a pedant for social justice.
If I were an Alaskan grizzly, I would maul and eat every last one of those stupid, arrogant tools.
They brought along the bear
to shoot at from a single engine plane
Imported bears, you see
not endangered as a species
only as individuals
[re=621186]weejee[/re]: I’d like it if somebody would stuff one up Sarah Palin’s ass.
Awww, even their bear looks retarded.
Who wants money? Long as there’s honey!
So the teabaggers have Stephen Baldwin, Kevin Farley and now Don Corgan; they seem to have a lock on the untalented brothers of celebrities demographic.
[re=621192]ArkansasFred[/re]: If it means playing swords and wrestling with naked Rentboys, then yes! He’s definitely a chicken hawk.
This is a split as deeply significant as that which occurred in the 4th century between Arianism and Anomeanism. What?
Carmela Soprano has joined the tea party?
I thought angrybear was pedobear’s older brother.
“Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!”
“We are struggling together.”
Indeed, they are unified in their desire to have no unity whatsoever, except in their unity to be free of any control or creed, except the creed that they have no creed… except that one.
(See Governor Joe Brown and troops to defend the Confederacy. States’ Rights bites.)
Within minutes of saying “shoot bears from a plane” I got an email, from Wayne LaPierre, the title of which is “I’m not giving up on you!”
Dear Troubledog [ed. note: yes, that is my real name, don't be a hater]:
Your NRA membership has officially expired. I’ve e-mailed you several times and I haven’t heard back from you.
If you have a problem with NRA that’s keeping you from renewing your membership, please let me know what it is, and I pledge to you that I’ll do whatever I can to fix it.
So, since I have the NRA kissing my ass like Chris Dodd rimming Scott Brown, maybe we should go ahead and make up a list of What’s Wrong With The NRA. So far, I have
1) Inconsistent guidelines regarding jaunty hats
Teabaggers Naturally rock, being disciples of the Seven Liberal Arts and Sciences, Music being number Six of the Seven.
So the Corgan appearance does not surprise me in the least.
Following our successful election of Alvin Greene (never doubt our abilities), the next mission is to secretly replace that melancholy bumper music on NPR with our friend Ted’s Wang Dang Sweet Puntang. Keep your ears open.
Are you sure that’s a bear? It looks more like a furry pig. Maybe a boar? Or perhaps a javelina?
That bear also showed up at this press conference:
http://psp.ign.com/dor/objects/900107/harvey-birdman-attorney-at-law-/images/harvey-birdman-attorney-at-law–20070712083621889.html
“his cat, Geddy” WIN
[re=621218]Autochthon[/re]: The problem is, its really “Jerry” from Tom & Jerry, after his stint in pro baseball back in the late 90′s. He is a portrait of ‘Roid Rage. Now that he’s older, he still has the bulk, but he sits on his butt all day, so the only ‘roids he has now are suffering from the pain and itch of, well, you know.
I counted 6 bears in that photo. What do I win?
And!
Is Petting the Bear the same thing as Flogging the Dolphin?
[re=621217]Brick Oven Bill[/re]: What IS the official stance of The Nuge on the teaparty, anyway? It certainly does seem tailor-made for the Rock N’ Roll Sheriff.
Also, conservative novelty records! I bet “Pet Ma Snout For Freedom” would go really great with the Franklin Mint set.
Mark Williams is on record saying that there’s no official Tea Party spokesperson because every Tea Partier is a spokesperson. Sounds awful socialist-y to me…
[re=621226]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: More like Teasing the Panther.
The mama grizzly is mad. And could use a few pounds.
“Joe” is worried about the circular firing squad; I’m worried about the circular jerks. Circle Jerks I like to call them. I worry about these things.
What do you call 6 potheads sitting in a circle? A dope ring.
What do you call 6 Teabaggers sitting in a circle? A dope ring.
(keyboard malfunction)
The mama grizzly is mad. And could
uselose a few pounds.[re=621227]Mad Brahms[/re]: So, who is this “Ma Snout,” anyways? Some sort of soft-core Betsy Ross?
Goddamned Naughty Bears.
Did they have the man who shook the hand of Andy Griffith there, too?
Cuz it’s not important enough if they didn’t.
Tell Mama Grizz to just grin and bare it. She pretended to be a Grizz, but she was more like Winnie the Poo. She also pretended to be politically savvy.
Like I NEED another reason to hate the lousy Smashing Pumpkins.
Don’t papa grizzlies kill and eat their young?
[re=621215]Troubledog[/re]: Lucky troubledog! I have to literally die before my membership expires.
Speaking of dead members…
Feb 6 is now my least favorite day, evar.
[re=621177]Oblios Cap[/re]: back to warlords & private armies
There’s always Somalia if you don’t want to wait.
[re=621282]just pixels[/re]: Yeah but that’s got black people. Er, I mean, no Real Americans.
Too bad the stuffed bear is not even tall enough to topple on them and kill them, like the stuffed bear in my very favorite worst movie of all time, Roadhouse.
I stole this from Huffpo – wish I could take the credit…
Poor Sarah, who hails from Wasilly
Gets pilloried just ’cause she’s silly.
Other knives in the drawer
May be sharper by far
But still… I could saddle that filly.
Don Corgan is the lead singer of The Smushing Vaginas.
[re=621177]Oblios Cap[/re]: I’ve said this before…Somila is the teabaggers utopia.
Surfeit O’Hubris: Yep, and he’s the only one among them with a full-time job.
[re=621300]Extemporanus[/re]: Ewww
[re=621199]SayItWithWookies[/re]: ty
[re=621278]Jim89048[/re]: Whatever dude. Maybe now my astrologer will run a special.
So, when the Tea Baggers expel all the White Nationalists, homophobes, and other generic hatemongerers what will the other two people do for entertainment?
[re=621163]Mr Blifil[/re]: Today we are all brother’s of rats in a cage
He noted he had pulled his “inflammatory (and arguably over the top – just ask my wife) criticism of the NAACP.
So has anyone asked his wife? Jack, are you ready for another interview?
Hunting Alaskan Grizzly? Neilist recommends the .460 Mag Ruger.
Hunting Alaskan TeaBagger in Grizzly costume? Neilist recommends the .460 Mag Ruger.
But line them up about four or five in a row. At about $5 a round, it gets expensive to shoot them individually.
It’s a bear in a bear suit!!!!! Run awaaaaaaaay!
That is Sarah Palin in that pic. Just off camera to the left, reaching in to give pedobear a snout job.
[re=621278]Jim89048[/re]: oh thanks for that — i was eating lunch but now i lost my appetite! but at least i did learn that zha zha gabor broke her hip and will be having surgery. and how can reagan only be 100 next year — he acted like he was 110 when he was in the white house and i swear to zeus i heard willard wish him a happy birthday…
Also, re the size of the bear: hey, even pint sized partiers can have mmmmmMONSTER PATRIOTISM, come on!
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