And don't miss the shuffleboard-bingo tournament at noon ....
Aww, look at the nice old couple dancing to the oldies on this nice cruise ship, in space. Who are they, anyway?

Used to be the president and first lady of Estados Unidos de América? Why, they don’t even look Mexican! Guess it was a different time, back then. And who’s that performing this quaint old dance song? Ke$ha? Ke$ha Who? Also what is a dollar sign? [White House Flickr]

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