America’s brand new political party of people who are actually just wigged-out old white Republicans, the Tea Party, has thrown out one of the greatest Tea Party leaders since whenever this nonsense was made up the day a person of dubious race (Hawaiian) somehow won the presidential election 21 months ago. WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK, ETC. But as of today, Old White Republican America will have to win this important revolutionary war without Tea Party Express superstar Mark Williams, who is apparently a “California radio host” beloved for calling a New York City politician the “Jewish Uncle Tom” and Barack Obama an “Indonesian Muslim turned welfare thug” and then posted a hilarious comedy routine on America’s Internet about the happily enslaved “colored people” and the racist Abraham Lincoln. What will the Tea Party do without this Hero’s Leadership? Whatever, Mark Williams is not impressed with being fired from the National Tea Party, which he points out may not even exist! Also, he’s super busy these days fighting the construction of an Islamic center in Lower Manhattan that’s too close to GROUND ZERO, because Muslims have never even visited New York except by flying jetliners into prominent NYC skyscrapers. Besides, Williams says it’s no kind of place for the worship of “the terrorists’ monkey-god.” (Hey wait isn’t Hanuman a Hindu god? Six of one, six half-dozen of another, right Nikki Haley?!) [New York Daily News/CNN]- The Tea Party Express did have one great victory under colored writer Mark Williams, and that was the election of Scott Brown to the U.S. Senate, so that Brown could become Barack Obama’s reliable “41st vote.” But Scott Brown’s best friend Barney Frank is tired of Anderson Cooper’s scary sidekick Kathy Griffin calling the senator’s nice young daughters “prostitutes.” [Boston Herald]
- Confused old weirdo John McCain debated his GOP challenger J.D. Hayworth twice in Arizona, but McCain seemingly had no idea which debate he was at and kept yelling at Barack Obama, who wasn’t there and hasn’t debated John McCain since 2008. [Politico]
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BoHe headline: “Barney Frank comes to aid of Scott Brown’s gals”
Not sure “gals” is a step up.
(Hey wait isn’t Hanuman a Hindu god? Six of one, six half-dozen of another, right Nikki Haley?!)
Yeah but Nikki Haley wasn’t Hindu, she’s from a Sikh family.
The irony is a little thick today. I find it very tone deaf (and incredibly stupid) that a dumb white guy who is part of a movement that shits themselves silly over paying taxes (especially if you’re rich and/or white) as slavery would write a “comedy” routine about how blacks should appreciate how great slavery was.
“Brown himself came out on Thursday”
A little Barney goes a long way.
[re=619968]OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin[/re]: Yeah we kind of do jokes here.
[re=619967]rafflesinc[/re]: In an economy like this one, being gainfully employed is a badge of pride. Henceforth, the Boston Herald’s style manual will prefer calling Senator Brown’s daughters “working girls”.
After Mark Williams was unjustly punished for fighting against the National Association for the Assault on Courageous Patriots he wrote his fellow wig-wearers the Letter from a Birmingham Tanning Salon, which shows … Actually it shows he huffs glue between bouts of bug fucking.
Christ, the man is as big a threat to the English language as Palin.
[re=619968]OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin[/re]: That can’t be right, she has DEFINETLY had a haircut!
I saw the McCain/Hayworth/Deakin debate and I bought two bottles of Rhuemtiz Medcine from that nice J.D. and since I was the one of the first 100 callers I got upgraded to Express Shipping.
On the way to the McCain / Hayworth debate
Williams deserves the Dana Milbank viral video award.
Barney Frank doesn’t know the meaning of the word “refudiate.”
[re=619969]ManchuCandidate[/re]: The teatards will be unaware of irony until their Snowbilly Grifter Queen coins a new word for it. Like Shakespeare did.
How anybody can call the teatards racists is beyond my comprehension. See how they police their own?
It’s not what our founding fathers would have done – they would have been patrolling the AZ border intercepting illegal aliens.
Ifony!
the tea party should’ve known by the way scott brown parks his car that it wouldn’t last.
[re=619972]Ken Layne[/re]: Yeah but that joke was too fashionably ironic for its own good. A lot of ppl really still think she’s Hindu.
Getting fired from the Tea Party has got to be the new lowest low for anybody’s career. His resume would look better if he explained that time period by claiming to be in a drunken stupor and not remembering a thing.
[re=619976]TheGryphon[/re]: Yeah but I heard on Newsweak she and Jindal are the new faces of the newest New South. All it takes is two people with roots in a country with over a billion to make a trend, now.
Mark Williams should start his own party. He could call it The Original Tea Party or the 100% Additive Free Tea Party or something like that.
There’s great schadenfreude in Tea Party Express and the Tea Party Federation going all Judean People’s Front on each other already. I kind of expected this to happen with the teabaggers, but not until at least after the midterms.
[re=619987]OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin[/re]: And we should care what a bunch of ‘tards think because?
[re=619980]revbob[/re]: But he does think talking to Sarah would be like trying to talk to a kitchen table. (well, we all do, really)
[re=619984]Hunger Tallest Palin[/re]: ooooh, is that a new app? Does it convert what tea partiers (and Sarah) say into actual English?
[re=620031]x111e7thst[/re]: Well, it would be one thing if it were just the tards thinking that, now wouldn’t it.
[re=619987]OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin[/re]: So…..it’s just a Sikh joke? Get it? No? Me neither.
[re=619972]Ken Layne[/re]: He or she is unclear on the concept.
[re=619995]OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin[/re]: Here’s one more who seems to combine teabaggery and reinstating the the Hindu caste system in Minnesota as her “family values”. http://www.voteforsanu.com/
[re=620034]Redhead[/re]: That app exists, it’s called “spellcheck”.
[re=620059]Ducksworthy[/re]: Joke falls flat. How do you know she’s not a member of the Natural Transcendental Meditation Law party, hennnngggghhh?
[re=620059]Ducksworthy[/re]: Needz moar dots.
H[re=620096]Jim89048[/re]:
Sorry. No snark was intended.
Her words shall stand on their own. Driving for common sense.
Sanu says:
Dear Neighbor,
I want to help Bloomington and the State of Minnesota be strong and prosperous. I want to make a difference by driving for common sense legislation. I am uniquely qualified in business and have the experience to provide a strong representation in our state government. I am running for State Representative in Minnesota and humbly ask for your support.
I am also running because I believe in the following points:
We need to be more fiscally responsible and lower taxes and prioritize spending so that Minnesota can become more competitive in attracting new businesses.
We need to focus on growing jobs and the local economy.
We need to bring more accountability and innovation to our education system because that is the key to future prosperity for our city, state and country.
Fair and just governance requires integrity at all levels of government. We must have full transparency at all times.
We need to uphold our Constitution because that provides a check and balance to government.
It is an honor and a privilege to serve in office, the purpose of which is to serve the people’s interest.
If you agree with my ideologies and values, I hope you will support me so that I can help bring about sorely needed change and reforms.
Sincerely,
Sanu Patel-Zellinger
[re=620072]freakishlystrong[/re]: But “iPhony” sounds so much hipper! “Spellcheck” is way too long and hard to spell
[re=620059]Ducksworthy[/re]: Sanu? She must be a stalking horse for Robert Mugabe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zimbabwe_African_National_Union
The woman holding the lion sign seems so proud of her accomplishment; I suppose she leaves her good turds in the toilet for others to admire. At any rate, her expression is so vapid and foolish that I would really like to paste her one, just before I kick her in the cunt.
[re=619968]OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin[/re]: Aw who cares? Praise the Lord and pass the ammo! Let god sort ‘em out!
New slogan for the Tea Party Express bus: “No! you’re racist!”
John Cornyn stated that the Tea Baggers shouldn’t be demonized or marginalized. Someone should explain to Big John that being a racist asshole is not a good way to make friends and influence people. I think he would have been better served by explaining on national TV that the KKK is a misunderstood, benevolent, brotherhood advancing the rights of white Xtian people.
KEN LANE, THAT MAY BE YOUR IDEA OF “HUMOUR,” BUT NICKY HALY IS NOT A HINDOO. SHE IS A SICK!!! THERE GOES YOURE JOURANALISM CREDABILITY, NOT THAT YOU HAD ANY!!! GET A JOB!!!!
Monkey-god’s karma’s a bitch
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