Ayn Rand's Adventures In Wonderland

The Right to Arm Bears: Ayn Rand In the 21st Century

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Remember the very beginning of Ayn’s adventures? Life was so simple then. Sure, she’s had her share of scraps since, but today she must face off against her most terrible opponent, an angry mama grizzly! Will she survive Allah’s ultimate Xtreme Challenge?!

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Benjamin Frisch is a comic book artist, and sometimes journalist currently habituating somewhere on the elitist liberal east coast of the United States. His published works include a short lived, but beloved cross-dressing comic strip entitled Maurice Antoinette and some other stuff not worth mentioning. As a journalist, Benjamin somehow contributed to National Public Radio, with his story At the Concert Hall, a Symphony for Space Invaders. Benjamin is currently delaying adulthood as a graduate student, and plans to remain one forever. He can be twittered at Twitter.com/BenjaminFrisch

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  • CrunchyKnee

    Wee-wee’d up and LOLz, also too.

  • boy_howdy

    Sarah’s eyebrows look like sperm. Why?

  • SayItWithWookies

    I’m just going to pretend that handgun came out of some Videodrome-style hole in Sarah Palin’s stomach. Or else just hit myself in the head with a hammer until I’ve forgotten this little episode.

  • Tommmcatt

    “Who are you, trash whore?”


  • Sleeves

    Whose hand has slid under the Bikini Union!?

    (God, eleven editors and contributors…I’m going to have a psychic Wonkgasm.)

  • ManchuCandidate

    I was about to Refudiate my lunch when Sarah shoved her wrinkled hand down to her hoohah. I never though I’d ever be so happy to see a gun.

  • facehead

    The madwoman jumped into their midst and pierced them with her eyes. “Whither is Reagan?” she cried; “I will tell you. We have killed him—you and I. All of us are his murderers. But how did we do this? How could we stop drinking the tea? What were we doing when we unshrugged this atlas from its sun? Do we smell nothing as yet of the divine decomposition? Republicans, too, decompose. Reagan is dead. Reagan remains dead. And we have killed him.”

  • irisheyesagain

    [re=620250]boy_howdy[/re]: Todd has bad aim?

  • Brendan M.

    If Sarah Palin is aware of obscure hack writers like Bill Shakespeare, I think she’d be aware of the truly great ones like Ayn Rand. You had me with the time-traveling and rivers of vomit, Mr. Frisch, but you’re starting to lose me…

  • freakishlystrong

    That hand..nay, that PAW, reaching in to the bathing-suit bottom. Terrifying. It should be refuiated.

  • ithasatilde

    Yeah, that’s about right.

  • CrunchyKnee

    [re=620256]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Yep, at least it wasn’t her “love gun.” (if a guy cannot quote Kiss in a comment about Palin, then when can a guy?)

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=620256]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Yep, mama grizz is now my new repulsive hero. But she’s put me in the dissonant position of kinda feeling sorry for Ayn. This is an extremely disturbing and disorienting comic. A schizophrenic fever dream in bold, brutish strokes of black ink.

    I applaud your skill, Mr. Frisch.

  • sati demise

    So, no GOPer has refudiated Obama for the state park drunken shooting spree in Washington state?
    2 dead, 4 injured.

  • President Beeblebrox

    funny thing is, Ayn Rand actually hated Reagan because he was anti-abortion and “statist”.

  • Radiotherapy

    On next week’s episode: hookworms are not just some philosophical construct.

  • Monsieur Grumpe

    Gripping + Riveting = Griveting

  • Way Cool Larry

    best episode yet!

  • weejee

    Nielist, did the SnoBillieGrifter pull pull a Glock dildo?

    Well done again Intern Benjamin.

  • WhatTheHeck

    Mr Benjamin Frisch, Pray tell what be that round orb which Ayn cradles in her right hand in the first frame?
    Is it a terrorist bomb? A Russian Sputnik satellite? Or is it a crystal ball which reveals who the next coming of Saint Ronald wii be?
    Or did that also fall out of Sarah’s bikini bottom?

  • Sleeves

    Also “Awpooprascal” is an excellent minced pigeon oath.

    ( http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/eid/vol8no4/01-0273.htm )

  • Dashboard_Buddha

    [re=620256]ManchuCandidate[/re]: hahaha – same here.

  • Hemp Dogbane

    Coming Summer 2010: WWF Tag-Team Smackdown – Ayn Rand/Rose Wilder Lane vs. Sarah Palin/Michele Bachmann. Be there !

  • Neilist

    [re=620300]weejee[/re]: Cooch Pistol, Weejee. Of a caliber — 305 mm Krupp — larger than found in most handguns, too.

  • weejee

    [re=620386]Neilist[/re]: She keeps a Skoda down there????? SnowBarbie is of Czech manufacture? Who knew?

  • Jim89048

    [re=620256]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Me too. I was expecting her penis.

  • Freedom McAwesomePants

    [re=620310]WhatTheHeck[/re]: This is a play on the title artwork for Ayn Rand’s The Fountainhead In the original, it was supposed to merely be Howard Roark’s hand around the sun, which gave the appearance of him holding the sun. However, in this parody, Ayn Rand is actually holding the symbol for an atom.Look here is you want to see the original cover art.

  • GOPCrusher

    [re=620275]sati demise[/re]: Now see, if everyone would have been packing heat, this disaster could have been avoided. Or exacerbated.

  • Bubberella

    Masterful depiction of old lady hand. Well done.

  • Malketeer

    Yikes. Haven’t seen a bikini bottom that disturbing since the cover of Amorica.

  • zhubajie

    She’s the hair to Ronald Reagan’s throne.

  • S.Luggo

    Lisa Ann, your script is ready.

  • boy_howdy

    Is there any chance we could see someone falling out of the copter or off a cliff? They could scream “YAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” all the way down, like in a Jack Chick tract.