Deuces! Oh man, this site is going to be our photo wire service.We have infiltrated, the Internet’s top repository of Sarah Palin crap, and boy oh boy is it majestic. There are 35,000 blog posts to be written about what is in this thing. But we have to start somewhere. So how about presenting you with some of the site’s very best Sarah Palin poetry, which seems to be a common hobby for these people, along with some photos of Trig they’ve piled up?

Starting us off is Lennart Bilen’s limerick about Sarah Palin “A Limerick about Sarah Palin”:

A multitalented woman from the forty-ninth state
made Main Street Media blinded with hate.
She metamorphocised from Gov
to Mama Grizzly Bear. Se how her love
with God’s help will right this land before it’s too late.

Here’s one by John S. Groll, entitled “Peom: America cries out for Sarah Heath Palin”

B I U S America cries out for Sarah Heath Palin
With teeth a knashing
And the economy failing
America cries out against
The so-called man of hope
The Son-of-a-blank
Who used to smoke dope
Against the Son-of-a-blank
And his so called Healthcare Reform
Who would abort the healthy
Along with those who are deform
Who would impose higher taxation
On those who are are already born
Adds not to his praise
But to O’bama’s scorn
A son-of-a-blank who would
Take the position of America’s Enemies
To add to his list
Of his long list of infamnies
America cries out
For Someone with Heart
To elect Sarah Heath Palin, President
Is a good place to Start!

Here’s one about Todd by otlset:

Content in the background is our Sarah’s Todd.
Faithful and supportive, he thus serves God.
He’s got a big brood.
He hunts for their food.
He’s also quite handy with a fishing rod!

Lennart really likes limericks:

Sarah Palin from lakeside Wasilla
was said not to have one scintilla
of knowledge. But yet
her words just did set
to flight Washingtonians’ biggest gorilla

Sarah was speaking at Cal State Stanislaus
of learning and freedom and order in the house.
The protests were there
a hundred to spare
but she raised 200 K for their cause!

The uttermost part of the earth is right here,
and also: the end of the world is quite near.
Remember He said
he’ll rise from the dead,
so Proclaim the Good News unto all who will hear!

There once stood a corporate jet in Anchorage,
When Sarah took reins of the state she had courage.
Without a delay
she put on e-bay
that state-supplied jet on Ted Stevens, Anchorage.

With Glenn in late August on National Mall
our Sarah will be there with Patriots all.
She’ll help us remember
to vote in November
so of the Chicago Way remains just a mural.

Who is then this man we elected commander?
On hard, tough decisions his mind does meander.
All ideology;
can’t grasp ecology.
Not so Sarah Palin, I reins gladly hand her.

GOSARAH2012 joins in:

This one’s from Hubby. He insists it’s better than mine.
Sarah is home-spun and pretty
She’s not from a very big city
The dems hate her guts
’cause she crushes their n*ts
And renders their boxers quite shi(You get the point!)

As does otlset:

Sarah knows the 23rd Psalm.
She walks the walk in joyful calm.
She knows the key,
To really be free
Without writing it on her palm!

This is true art. But for some reason, when we started a thread about the hookworm rumors, the mods deleted it. Hmm. [Team Sarah]

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