Your Wonkette just tried to sign up for TeamSarah.org, to learn more about “American values in action” and make some new friends, and the sign-up page told us to type in the words “new whoppers” to make the anti-spam captcha thingie Go Boom.
What is the Internet trying to say here — that maybe Sarah Palin and “new whoppers” somehow go together? We reloaded the page to get more flattering captchas (“beautiful lady,” “best mom”) and only received other, terrible ones: “was donuts,” “badness he,” and “cadillac manner.” Is America’s grizzliest mama being hax0red again, or is her propaganda being haunted by mean-spirited goblins? So unfair.
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I simply love hating her.
How about ‘stupid cunt’?
(& I hate that word but if the genitalia fits….)
Shit, it works! I went and got “shrill” “hack” “mediawhore”. I got three for some reason.
“much decried”
“worsened and”
“critic try”
“end balls”
I’ll end on a high note.
I thought it was always the same phrase: ‘Send money’.
It’s just serendipity….or serendipshittery….or something like that
Dumb cunt is as dumb cunt does.
The only explanation is that the Internet has become sentient and She has a sense of humor.
“fayle grammer”
“end balls”
Oh great. Now the testicular pest will be all over this post.
new whoppers
Is this going back to the Wonkette Boobiegate scoop Led?
“more trucknutz”
What’s with the pixelated grizzlies on the top of the Team$arah.org web site? Are the bears in the Witness Protection program, for America?
“bristol disown”
[re=618965]Sharkey[/re]: “refu[ge]” “[med]iate”
“from clouting”
“peasants Francine”
“tran burst”
“earlier choppers”
“also”
“Over Pursued” and “Embosses Intimidation”
You just know some tech geek set that up on purpose — either that or Karma just hit a homerun.
Oddly enough, “quit halfway” did not come up when I tried that. But I did get “of regicide” on my first try — a little cryptic, maybe, but not nearly as odd as “hindi administration,” which I took to be some sort of Nikki Haley reference, maybe? Notwithstanding we all know she’s a card-carrying Jesus freak.
on pocket
walk Mr.
one poshers
an richter
safer recoup.
I think it’s all code and winds up as an anagram for “Orly Taitz is my secret lover.”
That’s almost as good as the literally true captcha neutrally-named Wonketeer ph7 got when trying to sign-up for Dubya’s Fapbook Fanfic Club back in June.
those are not new whoppers (ask todd).
titty’s fake
“whereat was”
I ignored that ol’ bullshit and typed “more ‘tards”–it worked just dandy.
the new Burger King Moose Whopper.
(all meat is cooked to 160°)
“Hookworm scandal”?
I just tried and got “Fox obliged”
I got:
“reopend” “her” – someone’s having sex again
“charged” “looney” – simple definition
“war” “derail” – THAT can’t be right
“wins” “recovering” – simple wish fufillment
[re=618966]user-of-owls[/re]: If there was any justice you should got worm bed.
Just got “Swayze City.” So Sarah’s a big Ghost fan?
oh, one more:
“traction” “time” – Redneck Captcha…..
Apparently the Devine Sarah and Magic Underpants Romney are engaged in some sort of feud.
Palin’s spokesperson defended her thusly:
“For Washington consultants to sit around and personally disparage the governor anonymously to reporters is unfortunate and counterproductive and frankly immature,” said the aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity.
Someone’s irony meter needs calibrating.
(and shouldn’t that be “1/2 governor” when talking about $arah?)
Lauri, you’ve got to remember that Sarah is nothing if not a shill willing to do anything for money; “New Whoppers” came up because Burger King paid for the subliminal endorsement.
I just got “impure of” How did she know?
“worst Damsels”
“Mr cowhands”
“nastier involved”
“pullout Greece”
“Seward also”
I hope that they get charged by the refresh.
The obvious marketing tie-in: http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/1693/sarahwhop.jpg
“policy humanism”
“landfill said”
“river dunce”
“C-130′s blitzing”
“without medical”
(seriously)
Hax0red, indeed.
And be sure to shop at the tacky Sarah store: http://www.printfection.com/teamsarahstore/Grizzly-Products/_s_356842
I always suspected that the First Dude didn’t have enough in the bait ‘n tackle department to satisfy that size queen.
[re=619012]bakeneko[/re]: Nicely done!
I just got “countess of” (I think I threw up in my mouth a little). But then I got “guano four,” “torso fountain” and “sowa sucks” so I guess we’re even.
“refudiate lamestream”
This might make me believe in karma!
“pectoral railroad”
first try,
“however” “socialize”
[re=619006]JMP[/re]: In a post by Lauri about a retard’s Whoppers, I’m rather disappointed not to have been asked “Would you like an Apple pie with thaaat?”
“hookworm” “infestation”
[re=618974]V572625694[/re]: Tran burst? Is that when Dr. Frankenfurter explodes out of your chest?
“death panel”
“privacy fence”
“thriller jacket”
“teabag lubricant”
“greta plaything”
“fanciers these” – Self-explanatory
“megalith CLEVLANDERS” – Lebron going to Miami is good news for Sarah Palin, obviously, but we didn’t need Captcha to tell us that.
“nature guerra” – This is the cruelest one of all, taking something Sarah loves even more than her beautiful baby prop, warring against nature, but distorting it into illegal-talk. Does Venezuela own Captcha, like how they used to own part of Smartmatic?
“brahmans of” – Should have taken a cue from the Alpha Mama Grizzly herself and quit while I was ahead; I’ve got nothing with this one.
“refudiate this”
“The URL you are attempting to access has been blocked. Your organization’s policy prohibits accessing this Web site.”
Damn. I wanted to play. Though, I am happy to know that my organization blocks this bitch.
[re=619012]bakeneko[/re]: HA! That has “CafePress Top Seller” written alll over it!
The CAPTCHAs are now self-aware, Dave.
“Fester acknowledged”
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsL/10442-210.gif
[re=619014]BlueStateLiberal[/re]: She is really playing up this “grizzly” thing, more than the pitbull one before that. Does she just really hate Stephen Colbert?
Little known fact… The Captcha Gods are the source for the names given to the Palin kids and grandkids.
I got “council cremates”. Death panels, anyone?
“whippet defense”
“Congress toked”
“grow Alaskan”
Something of a theme going here?
“boyishly mich”
“contribute meatiest”
For reals!
“coonomic aortae”
THIS IS NOT TRANSENDENTAL RACISM!
or is it?
Team Sarah is a diverse coalition of Americans dedicated to advancing the values that Sarah Palin represents in the political process.
Diverse as in all white. Values as in… well, none. Oh wait! Mo MONEY! Political process as in quit your job and make life hell for everyone except the members of Team Sarah.
So I got – union emerges
nuggets U.S
antennas rate
and bends
Well she gives me the bends all right. Stupid cow. Moose. Pit bull. Grizzly. Whatever.
Geesh – back to the lol kittehs.
That pink pink logo looks like the logo for a diner, and the poor bears are a mess. With her gobs of $$$, you’d think she could spring for a decent Web and logo design. (BTW, I got “although scabby.”)
“tragically functional genitalia”
Mr migraine
albany foreign
the twisted
I think it really, really knows her. and loves her.
This is too funny. I had to try it myself. This is what I got.
foraged the
president mandates
wildcat billiard
couching resolve
manicure new
entitles is
announced yeasty
perusing the
he kelli
water humblest
“menopause president”
It’s a conspiracy! Romney just bought Captcha! Poor Sarah! Won’t someone rescue this poor lady? She’s always relied on the kindness of strangers!
[re=619137]lucyfur[/re]: Wildcat Billiard is gonna be Bristol and Levi’s first legitimate, aka non-bastard, child’s name.
She got new whoppers, and people who sign up will get old whoppers.
On the other hand, Swine Pizzle might be a good Captcha for her site, or Undulate Soporific.
Out of about 15 refreshes I got these beauties:
dunce fail
flyover seeking
at grafting
Gaza stoking
neath dignity
tubal.ligation? screws.around?
spastic President
defect deep
have mounted
I shit you not…
[re=619137]lucyfur[/re]:”announced yeasty”
Hmm… didn’t know Oily Taintz was a co-founder!
So I hit refresh a few times, and… well, my favorite, and I’m not even kidding, was “Lewinsky West”
Oh, I took a screenshot.
seriously
“lapsing speech” can i get an also, and also?
also
“president’s wiseacre”
“leader gobblers”
“hunters we”
“represented prison”
Is “stop spam read books” a cleverly inserted telling point? what’s going on?
also makes a beautiful poem: president’s wiseacre, leader gobblers/hunters, we represented prison
I’m not an agnostic any more. I admit God is Captcha and embrace her ineffable sublimity.
New Whoppers . . . are we talking about her tits, or her lies?
“disaster canopy”
“the Coakley” (Ouch, with that one)
“Golan revising”
“Islamabad guesses”
“law jimmying”
and last, but assuredly not least, by any definition,
“that idiocy”
Wow, Captcha really [i]doesn’t[/i] like her.
hates son-in-law
[re=619410]supernoun[/re]: Shouldn’t that be hunter-gobblers? Like Eskimo Lite Todd.
Has “muskrat” “baron” come up yet?
I got “The Iraq” each time I refreshed the page. I think I’m officially an Insider!
I need a buncha new friends. My others are getting kind of old.
okay you guys, i was actually at work this week, someone’s gonna have to explain this hookworm thing to me. /hangover
[re=619580]Chuckie Jesus[/re]: Here’s a good place to start:
http://wonkette.com/416585/remembering-our-fallen-week-video-art-installation-edition
And here, I suppose, is the denouement:
http://wonkette.com/416712/a-childrens-treasury-of-team-sarah-poetry-and-trig-pics
‘This is the way the meme ends.
This is the way the meme ends.
This is the way the meme ends,
Not with a drang but a simper.”
Team Sarah banned me, and when I signed up again, I got “hobbyist also.” Hah. I win.
[re=619602]Jack Stuef[/re]: We knew it was a suicide mission from the start, but very well done, Mr. Jack.
[re=619602]Jack Stuef[/re]: Do they actually list the “no making fun of baby Trig” rule when you sign up or is it just implied?
[re=619602]Jack Stuef[/re]: I’d bet Obama’s left testicle ratted you out.
BAN HIM!
[re=619739]Jim89048[/re]: Sounds exactly like a poopyhead’s MO.
I just had to poke the screen :
“uglier coalition” !
“NATO mouthful”
“modern blackish” !!
what the . . .
Sara. Is. A. SLUT. Bristol. Also.
Hello Wonketeers! It has taken me 5 days to sign up for an account, but I am glad to be here! For what it’s worth, here are my captchas:
“canonization shoddier”
“mumps is”
“demoted until”
“government applause” !!!
“desert jammer”
“villages banyans”
“drenches still”
“Meulen then-Gov”
“affected scurvier”
“generation paradigm”
“of gila”
“humor her”
“wicca to”
“shocker unnamed”
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