What is more slave-y than a whining white lady from the suburbs of Minnesota? NOTHING, nothing at all. [YouTube]
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Were the edits due to blinking?
“YOU SHOULD JUST SHUT UP AND BLOW ME!”
I mean Michelle, not you Sarah.
man, does she have the female GOP crazy eyes
Hah
Bachmann Takeoff Overdrive.
Today we are all Toby.
When we are together, you must, you must, dress up as Bachmann for me, and do the crazy eyes, I could fall into your crazy eyes and fall forever.
[re=617119]tootsieroll[/re]: No, no, “you should just smile, and give me blowjobs.”
What is it with people from Minnesota and inappropriate use of that word?
Needs moar crayzee eye.
Oh, I know a good one; Sara, you complete me. You had me at “hi.” Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Maybe this is as good as it gets. Everytime I eat vegetables, it makes me think of you. Carbona not glue.
[re=617130]norbizness[/re]: It’s got to have something to do with the cold weather. Like Wasilla, Alaska.
Oh, Sara. You are TOOOOOOO funy (and cute) to be a librul. Run for office and I’ma vottin’ fur ya” sweetheart! I will move to Bajip, Alabama just to be one of your constitiuentz. Why, I’ll even imprison myself in Arizona–in the desert under a caktuz–just to cast my ballot fur U. Holy crap us kommies are saved after all!!!!
In UnAmerican Heaven I just watch Sara do this all day long while I nurse a bottomless vodka martini and smoke cigarettes indoors. While I’m at it, Stephen Fry will read wonkette comments aloud for my amusement.
Dear fucking Jesus in a handbag, i about choked to death on my gum while watching that. Captured her likeness to the T.
Today I am testing a network configuration I don’t care about. And being paid. Which is the modern-day equivalent of being tied to the center post of the barn and having the skin flayed off my back. Then tonight I will follow the drinking gourd.
Thank you…I needed that.
[re=617130]norbizness[/re]: Whatever, dude. You found that on the dead-ass internet.
In other news: Silly Minnesotan Dixiecrat bitch is silly.
Well ok, there’s a few things I’m not very good at and one of them is giving out compliments.
Oh, and general hygiene.
I begrudgingly have to admit that I find Sarah to be actually funny.
Yes that hurt a little bit.
I forgot that I’m not very efficient at cleaning out the litter box.
It reminds me of Sarah’s recent MySpaceBook entry about the Tea-Tards not being a bunch of racists because Todd’s parents are Eskimoes. I mean really, would the Tea-Tards be a bunch of racists if Queen Tea-Tard married a guy with Eskimo parents?
I think not.
http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/the-charge-of-racism-its-time-to-bury-the-divisive-politics-of-the-past/408166998434
“…a place where terrible left wing terrorists go to hang out and exchange stupid ideas about bulllllshit.”
I find this quite apt and personally validating. +10 Ameros/Trucknutz/Blingees for you, New Sara.
[re=617134]chascates[/re]: Or maybe the skeeters.
Speaking as a 100% certified free-range organic homosexual, I would totes have adorable Minnisotian babies with Sarah and even give her foot rubs and file down her corns, because she is that cute. As long as she let me have some gay on the side, that is.
Sarah, how do I get the coffee that I just blew out my nose out of my keyboard? It’s making sparky noises and I am afraid that it will lose its magic smoke.
Now I am secretly married to you AND Tina Fey. Jessica (Biel) is going to be so pissed.
You damn libs just don’t understand the bondage the house poor citizens IN THIRD RING SUBURBS of the TWIN CITIES are in. Median household incomes $95,000, big pleasure boats on the St. Croix River. Good public schools, freeways in every direction – beautiful parks and libraries.
It’s a PURE SOCIALIST HELL and the massa gunna cut off your toes if you leave.
Remember: when you look into the crazy, the crazy also looks into you.
I have heard it told that the scars on her back look like a chokecherry tree- the chokecherry tree of liberty.
[re=617150]SmutBoffin[/re]:
Right? I smell a new site motto…
Hey! Hey!
What did the banana say to Michele Bachmann?
Nothing, because bananas can’t talk! HA!
I still think she was on to something when she said that Congress should be investigated for un-American activities.
I’d like to enslave her only so’s I can stuff a ball gag in her mouth.
[re=617229]snideinplainsight[/re]: Resign?
Dear Sarah,
You are taking the Wonkette to a whole new level.
Now I will ponder if this is a good thing.
I liked the part where you said all the funny stuff! Which is all of it, mostly. Neat!
Awesome Sara. Next up I’d love to see how Sarah Palin reacts to that fornicatin’ daughter of hers gettin’ married.
The question remains, when will the media finally turn their attention to the deprivation and subjugation of the white people which has been allowed to go on for way to long in this country.
Thank God there are a few white people willing to stand up for what is right. It is just a same that so many are allowed to suffer at the hands of their Black/Hispanic/Socialist/Liberal/Democratic masters.
Is THIS why you are no longer a redhead? So you can ape the fuck out of Michelle Bachmann??? Well all righty then!
[re=617148]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: I say judge them by their actions not by their words.
That speech might be good material for one of those parody videos that Sara Benincasa does.
Oh,wait a minute.
Never mind.
P.S. Sara: Three words: “Needs.” “Some” “Loofa.” “Munching.”
Okay, four words. Whatever.
Stupid conversations about bullshit are what America needs much, much more of.
[re=617265]Native of SL UT[/re]: I guess it’s either take this thing to the next level or break up and start seeing other people. This Wonkette thingy is doomed to success.
If there was a gender-appropriate Black English equivalent of “u da’ man” that actually sounded authentic, I’d say it to Sara Benincasa.
Princess Leia slave outfit or GTFO
Har har teh Wonkett haz comic videeo now, all the haters officially have sadz.
Sara, you could become a comic senator from the state of Minne…
Oh, wait.
This partnership is bearing fruit! I’m not sure if Sara’s YouTube series will bring more people to Wonkette or the other way around, but huzzahs!
[re=617265]Native of SL UT[/re]: And Fruhlinger is here too! It’s so weird, the other websites I used to read for comedy – which I always assumed were totally unrelated to this one – are being drawn into the Wonkettesphere.
swing loooow…sweeet chary-eeeot…
Sara, you do the greatest crazy lady. Which gives you an automatic leg up on you Bachman and Palin impersonations. But, I am somewhat concerned. Could someone do such a good crazy lady, and not be a little touched?
Also, Wonkette is my favorite website ever too. It’s just more so with you.
Words cannot describe how much I hate Michelle Bachmann. She represents EVERYTHING that is just so wrong with America!
Oh, Sara. Please, please, MARRY ME!!!
You are cute as a button and funny as hell!
[re=617516]FlipOffResearch[/re]: I LOVE crazy (as long as it’s the liberal kind!)!!
xoxoxoxoxo
proudgrampa
Needs moar buttsecks. Also butterstick.
That underground railroad thingy sounds kinda socialist. You gotta cowboy up Michele/Sarah. If you want to be free, don’t go around asking other people to help you do it.
well this is just splendid
(and hot)
norbizness: dissin the princeter? he who changed his name to get out of being a slave to his record company? granted, he may be with Ted Stevens on the tubelikeness of the internetz, but still, anybody who cutz the phunk like that deserves some special indulgence as does any idiot savant…
[re=617500]dex[/re]: i heart chevy chase
LOL.
THERE, I SAID IT, YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?!?!?!?!?
The eyes! THE EYES! They BURN!
Our bullllshit is the main weapon in our conspiracy … to grow rosebushes.
[re=617531]twingonaut[/re]: “Assfucking.” No buttsex. This is official wonkette word.
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