- Democrats own black people, like slaves, did you know? Except instead of just ordinary slave owners, all black people belong to Tim Kaine’s DNC Plantation. [RedState]
- Al Gore’s poll numbers, like the glacial ice caps that so concern him, are melting away like a refused erection, stranding his career on a drifting piece of sea-ice until it dies a slow, cold death, like a baby seal or an erection. [DailyIntel, Gallup]
- Another lefty media blog is going after the Palin children. When will they stop their rampage? Your refined editors at your Wonkette would NEVER do such a thing. [Gawker]
- Breitbart introduces a new mascot and columnist, the adorable Hippo “Hippocritico” to finally tell the lamestream media what it’s doing wrong, which is not writing like Andrew Breitbart’s Twitter. [BigGovernment]
- Wait, NBC Washington actually did a video report from the Weeping Eagle Awards? [NBC Washington]
May 27, 2012
Hippocritico Makes a BIG Splash! (Because He Is a Hippo!)
by Benjamin Frisch 1:55 pm July 14, 2010
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4 of these 5 items are good news for John McCain.
The numbers really are bad for Gore… I hear his poll numbers don’t rise about 5 inches.
When 36% of people approve of Dick Cheney as VP and when people like Breitbart & Erickson can openly engage in racism I think it’s time to rethink this whole free press thing.
“hippocritico”?
not to be hypercritical, but give me a fucking break.
Hippocritico
I’m not sure how closely Breitbart wants to associate with the one animal on God’s green earth that makes him look enormous…
Speaking of crazy eyes: Ken’s got ‘em. It explains a great deal.
Thanks for reading Red State, so we don’t have to. That’s what I call “taking one for the team”.
[re=617070]V572625694[/re]: I was thinking that Ken presents well.
I had no idea Ken looked like such a big ol’ anger bear. All rednecky, it looks like he’s about two minutes from putting on a trucker hat with the cheap plastic webbing in the back and taking potshots with his NRA approved sawed-off.
I don’t mean to go all Godwin here, but here goes… Am I the only one that thinks of the Nazis everytime that these jackasses are (rightfully) accused of racism and they AUTO-fucking-MATICALLY say, “No no! It’s the blacks (or whomever) who are racist!”? It’s…it’s like they have their own Mein Kampf playbook. I weep…and not like an eagle weeps.
Repubs are jealous and just want some of that stuff George Bush was getting off of Condi.
The old Bush.
I’m surprised Breitbart could take time away from his sausage-fest to write up this gem.
A certain RedState teabag supporter needs to turn around and look at the signs next time she’s at a rally.
BigGovernment is even worse (and why is this report not in BigMedia or whatever that one is?). Yes, I’m sure Diane Sawyer, who got her start as an official apologist for Richard fucking Nixon, has a liberal bias because she’s not reporting on things that never happened.
Does the hippicroto award go to anyone in the MSM who doesn’t breathlessly cover any story Breitbart makes up? Why doesn’t the lamestream media cover stories about all the college graduate kids flooding ACORN offices dressed like pimps?
So, my question is when do Pillow and Wiper (I always get those two confused) turn 18? Like, so we can ethically perv on their every move and mock them hideously. Gotta be coming up.
“refused erection.”
[spit take]
That is all.
I swore I’d never watch another reality TV show after the second season of Survivor, but I believe that’s about to change.
So wait, Breitbart’s idea of “journalism” is that if a story makes one political party look like degenerate subhuman monsters, the very next story must do the same for the opposite party. Just tryna be fair here, folks! No political obfuscating here!
If it looks like a furrie, and walks like a futtie, and writes like a wingnut; it’s Hippocritico.
Coool. Fux Newbs found the black Michele Bachmann!
Minor, probably insignificant point, but what’s up with the Diane Sawyer pic? Breitbart couldn’t find anything more current than a 30 year old head shot?
Is anyone else having trouble reading our Wonkett? My font is teeny and faded. Or, has it finally happened and I jacked off too much for realz this time?
Will Hippocritico the Hypocritical Hippo team up with Sophie the Sophist Sea Lion in an attempt to destroy conservative thought?
Stay tuned!
[re=617101]Potater[/re]: That, and that they’re required to cover fake stories that Brietbart pulled out of ass. Granted, they’ve done so before so I can see why he’d expect it again.
Dems racism and owning black people has results in “a massive mount of entitlement spending, which is expanding every time we turn around”.
[re=617081]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Nazi’s but also the Bosnia Serbs who were being persecuted but the evil Muslins (with piano lessons etc.) and so had to kill them all, or as many as they could get their hands on. Also similar to Hutu’s in their use of radio.
I guess thats the end, Wonkette.
you have been sucked into the corporate media borg.
Will Palinitis, also known as griftomania, become an American Psychiatric Association recognized disorder?
Looks like Bristol was paying attention during Sarah’s lesson about how to maximize your children for publicity.
It certainly hasn’t taken them long to get the New Black Panthers preventing white people from voting meme distributed. Any forum that contains a mention of Tea Bagger racism is quickly responded to with it.
Very enlightening. According to the redstate commenters, racism in this country ended sometime in the 1970s.
[re=617114]Ducksworthy[/re]: I’d like to go through RedState’s board and see if anyone has pointed out that Social Security and Medicare are by far the two largest entitlement expenditures we have, but I don’t have the time/patience/low enough blood pressure.
[re=617114]Ducksworthy[/re]: Spread the word!! Don’t turn around,end entitlement spending!!!!!!
[re=617311]comicbookguy[/re]: And they’ve been beside themselves with rage about it ever since. Next meme: the NAACP/Black Panthers/Democrat-Robert-Byrd-KKK-Nation-of-Islam-plantation of the blacks is racist, and the tea party is civil rights. I think they’ve already started on that one.
Wonder what Hippocritico would have to say about someone who’s such an unrepentant douchenozzle that he gives the finger to people protesting coerced child-soldiers in Africa … & then tries to score “flawed-but-well-meaning” points with his throwback fanboys by blogging about it?
It’s obvious that Breitbart would pimp his own grandmother out for a TeeVee gig like Erickson’s got – or he might just do it for all those delicious nickels.
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