It seems like only a week ago that America gathered around its iPad or whatever and watched the 2010 Weeping Eagle Awards, which were not actually broadcast. But now the awful heat wave is mostly over and the awards have been distributed and our nation is a richer, better country. And we’ve got the official Wonkette Weagles world premiere video right here, and we very smartly cut this gibberish down from about three hours to a few amusing (?) minutes.
Thanks to everybody who showed up and helped out! Now let’s go out and change America.
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More Liz. And light.
Get a job hippies
Seriously, you need some better ice-wranglers.
I wish I were young, good looking, and lived in/around DC like you folks. sigh
Why did you edit out Chevy Chase’s honoring of Fred “the Dorf” Dorfman? Hug a cop. More Old Crow please.
LIZ GLOVER FUCK YEAH
NEEDS MOAR FACIAL HAIR. (But looked like fun, I mean, who ever filmed it was wasted!)
Ken, how’s the book comin’?
ps, needs moar ice picks
[re=616733]weejee[/re]:
needs moar ice picks
Might wanna ask Trotsky’s ghost about that first.
Conveniently left on the cutting room floor was the footage of Wormers protesting out front.
Gusanos!
Unidos!
Jamas sera vencido!
[re=616716]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Always more Liz, obviously, but hey, our Satanic-Eyed Wonkabout Editor Arielle is pretty fetching, too. And Fruhlinger, well, oh, if only I were more homoflexible
[re=616727]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: Well, seeing as how I’m neither (and neither is GuyClinch for that matter) you could probably slip in without the hipsters noticing/caring.
The living here part is your prob.
Was recording prohibited at this event? Because the video looks like it was taken from inside someone’s coat.
The lightbulb was actually invented several generations ago. I realize hipsters don’t like sunlight or being seen, as most of them are nocturnal cave-dwellers. Loud sounds and bright lights tend to confuse and irritate them. And steampunks prefer gas lanterns because oil fumes enhance the taste of absinthe. Vitamin D .. look into it.
Needz moar sex and violence.
[re=616745]Mad Brahms[/re]: I think they call it “homodexterous.”
I say dub this over in Arabic and tell Fox News it was pulled from a jihadist Web site.
Who are all these good-looking people? I just assumed that all Wonketteers were as hideous and misshapen as me.
[re=616809]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: That’s actually a really good idea.
[re=616739]user-of-owls[/re]: Or ice-axes even.
Sniff. That was beautiful.
Do they show this on the Gitmo channel?
Also, uhhh, I was looking for wedding bands on a couple or three of those fellas and didn’t see any. So- Mr. Ice Guys, I have a sub-zero full of freezie pops that I need moved to my kids’ daddy’s house. Doing anything this weekend?
The Icemen Shall Cometh, if you know what I mean.
[re=616748]Whatever Blows Your Skirt[/re]: Yes, seeing as how I look to be 400 lbs in that video. Jesus.
[re=616851]GuyClinch[/re]: I had a red drunkface. Fleeting internet “fame” can be so cruel and damaging to the self esteem.
[re=616894]Cicada[/re]: Oh, that was you?
Change America into what? Or did you mean, like, change America’s diaper?
To the young child in that video who I assume is Arielle Fleisher: it is not pronounced Nev-odd-dah. It is pronounced with a short “a,” Nev-add-a. We rednecks get touchy about that.
Nothing says “Lasting Historical Importance” like a documentary iMovie created on a Mac Pro ice carving by drunk urban lumberjacks using the “To Catch a Ken Burns Predator Effect”.
Who are the handsome looking ice-fetchers?
And has Ken always been so svelte and compact?
[re=616923]knoxtheharpy[/re]: Then you shouldn’t use the Spanish word for “snowfall” (pronounced nev-odd-dah)as your state name. Given the rather large Latino population in Nevada, I’m surprised at how touchy the residents of the state are about the pronunciation. Hell, in California we twice elected a governor who pronounced our state name as Kawl-ee-fon-ya.
[re=616814]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: [re=616809]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: Good idea? How about awesome idea?
Fuck satellite internet providers. After the afternoon I spent trying to get the thing fixed, I can’t ever visit India because I’m hated all over the fucking country. I can’t even download all this shit. Fuck country living.
[re=616851]GuyClinch[/re]: Well then do as I and avoid watching in the first place.
Luckily I’m sure IF I showed it was cut to protect the innocent from the horror of course.
You on the other hand made it so, “yer purdy and i ain’t.” Feel better now?
[re=616923]knoxtheharpy[/re]: Why so touchy, Nevada? Do you know the vile things that people call Oklahoma?
[re=616994]Cicada[/re]: “Given the rather large Latino population in Nevada, I’m surprised at how touchy the residents of the state are about the pronunciation.”
Hahahahahaha. This is priceless in its unintentional irony.
If you reflect on the conditions that made it possible for Sharron Angle to be the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate, that will tell you what you need to know about why mispronunciation is both shibboleth and point of pride for Nevadans.
Worst episode of Real Housewives of D.C. evAR!
The Weeping Eagles used to be so great, before they sold out and went all ‘mersh and everything. We at least have our memories of a finer place and time, where the awards really meant something more than money.
So that’s what video shot and edited on the iPhone looks like!
[re=617093]knoxtheharpy[/re]: Point taken.
[re=616716]ManchuCandidate[/re]: [re=616800]Joshua Norton[/re]: TITS OR GTFO!!!
But, but, but I wanted to watch the panel! We barely got to hear our Ginger Traitor speak! Did he bring his cat? So many questions!
I demand everyone’s hand in marriage.
Just yet another step toward the Palin family march to the Jerry Springer Show.
Oh, honestly….
Look, we all know Ken wants to preserve himself for “future generations,” whatever that means, but this was totally unacceptable. There’s no reason he needed to freeze that much of his semen, and there’s even less reason for him to try and parade it around in public at an awards ceremony.
There’s a time and place for everything Ken, but this wasn’t it.
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