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July 13, 2010

Remember That Picture of You and Obama? Send It To the Washington Post!

by Ken Layne  

Everybody is sexier around Barack Obama.
If you’re like us, your office is literally filled to the ceiling with photographs of you and Barack Obama — sailing vacations, neighborhood barbecues, Sunday afternoons watching the game, you and Barry on a roller coaster making crazy faces, etc. Important local Politico competitor the Washington Post would like to have this free editorial content for its new weblog, “Right Now.” Surely you’ve got a picture of you and ‘bams somewhere on the computer!

Beggeth the WaPo:

Have you met the president? Send us your photos.

You can also send photos via MMS to userpics@washpost.com.

Haha, or you can just send them to tips@wonkette once the dumb Post totally ignores your hard artistic labors. We will convene a panel of art judges (Lauri Apple and her little invisible friend “Prince”) to pick the wieners! (The prize is “being picked.”)

The photograph seen here was actually taken at Wonkette’s 2009 Inaugural Ball, and it is by all accounts a real photograph! But your picture could be whatever, a Blingee or Microsoft Paint or you masturbating with a Barack Obama Action Figure, anything is okay as long as it’s Free Content for washingtonpost.com. [Washington Post]

{ 41 comments }

Gorillionaire July 13, 2010 at 7:02 pm

That pic – so hot.

facehead July 13, 2010 at 7:03 pm

Who are those two people in the photograph? And why do you have a cardboard cutout of Riley?

Texan Bulldoggette July 13, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Is Barry holding a pair of glasses? Does that make him Malcolm X-ish?

Bubberella July 13, 2010 at 7:08 pm

How about a picture of me standing next to my PC with his latest fundraising message on the screen?

naveed July 13, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Just wait until Terry Savage hears about this!!

Radiotherapy July 13, 2010 at 7:18 pm

needs more red-eye reduction.

BlueStateLiberal July 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm

No Obamer photo, but I’ve got a photo of myself and Joe Biden–no, forget I said that.

Texan Bulldoggette July 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm

And where is that young lady’s right hand & what is it doing to Barry’s scrotum?

chascates July 13, 2010 at 7:32 pm

Wonkette is the Camelot for hot redheads.

comicbookguy July 13, 2010 at 7:38 pm

Obama cut-out.
Sarah Palin cut-out.
Michelle Bachmann cut-out.

Oh the sick twisted things I could do…

The woman in that pic is evil. Look at her eyes. Satanic babes are so hot.

DemmeFatale July 13, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Why do drunk people think sticking out their tongues is sexy?
Check out Facebook if you don’t believe me!

(And don’t EVEN get me started on those damn plastic red cups!)

weejee July 13, 2010 at 7:43 pm

Looking at the size of the forearm attached to the hand stage right on Barry’s head, that gal in the foreground must be profoundly left handed.

oldguy July 13, 2010 at 7:44 pm

What The Fuck is going on with your “Share” to FB links? This one includes the worst mess of compugibberish I’ve ever seen. You expect me to share that with my legion of respectable friends?

just pixels July 13, 2010 at 7:50 pm

Pretty sure your example photo proves Nobama has no depth. Little Miss Red Eyes, on the other hand, has enough depth for everyone. Hubba, hubba.

Whiskeybaby July 13, 2010 at 7:53 pm

There is no way this can end well.

comicbookguy July 13, 2010 at 8:01 pm

[re=616563]DemmeFatale[/re]: If you don’t think it’s sexy, you’re not drunk enough.

Extemporanus July 13, 2010 at 8:45 pm

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut on their pink parts.

Simba B July 13, 2010 at 8:49 pm

What was that whole thing that involved staffers humping a cardboard cutout for the camera? They were drunk or something…during the 2008 campaign. Seems like it might’ve been Hillary Clinton.

The cutout, I mean.

user-of-owls July 13, 2010 at 8:50 pm

Looks like Obama is taking umbra at being groped by those two.

user-of-owls July 13, 2010 at 8:56 pm

[re=616562]comicbookguy[/re]: So you’re saying that, at least in terms of females, your idea of a fun night is two cunts out?

hiphophitler July 13, 2010 at 9:05 pm

Hey, are argyle sweaters finally coming back? I’ve got a fucking ton of ‘em in boxes in the attic.

user-of-owls July 13, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Poisoned Rationality July 13, 2010 at 9:15 pm
bflrtsplk July 13, 2010 at 9:29 pm

If I just read something about Dame Peggington from March for the first time just now, is it OK to comment on it like I it’s brand new, cause to me it is? It’s not? Okee fine. Also. Keep it up Pegs. You give good… something.

imissopus July 13, 2010 at 9:32 pm

[re=616583]Simba B[/re]: One of Obama’s speechwriters got his picture snapped at a party where either he or the guy standing next to him, or both of them, were feeling up a Hillary cutout. Dude actually had to go apologize to her later. Awkward.

finallyhappy July 13, 2010 at 9:35 pm

I have a picture of me with Tom Toles of the Post-I will send that in and tell them that it is me with the President

chascates July 13, 2010 at 9:51 pm

[re=616590]user-of-owls[/re], I’m trying to build some buzz:
http://www.themudflats.net/2010/07/11/palin-gets-factorized-again/#comments
chascates says:
July 12, 2010 at 6:23 PM
Anyone heard if Sarah Palin has been infested with hookworms? There seems to be an internet meme starting about this.

Brick Oven Bill July 13, 2010 at 10:08 pm

In this photograph, we observe two SWPLs.

southern mark smith July 13, 2010 at 10:09 pm

I have a picture of my wife and me with newly-crowned Senator Chuck Schumer, at the Brooklyn Menorah lighting, with a bunch of Hasids. It appears that my wife is giving Schumer the finger, which she may have been. Needless to say, she was the only woman in the photograph.

user-of-owls July 13, 2010 at 10:16 pm

[re=616598]chascates[/re]: Bless your sinister little soul!! Really! Today’s been the lowest point since the campaign began. So much energy coming off the weekend systematically drained away. You have restored my hope. Eventually, the Wonkette has to come around to break the Palin Hookworm Conjecture wide open, right? If you want to see the harrowing incursion behind enemy lines, just google “Pali n h ookworm”…the ingenious device RS put in to prevent it showing up on google!

Also, our radio therapeutic friend breached The Hill in the comments on a Vitter stink:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/108405-video-vitter-supports-birther-lawsuits

Again, allah keep you for your malicious deeds even while some cower like Danish cartoonists.

S.Luggo July 13, 2010 at 10:24 pm

“Have you met the president? Send us your photos.”

Blago will send his when his trial is over. Right now it is labeled, “Exhibit 1 through 40.”

Mr Blifil July 13, 2010 at 11:12 pm

I would like to know what she thinks she’s doing with that hand. Honestly. I would like to know what she thinks she’s doing with that hand.

bakeneko July 13, 2010 at 11:26 pm

[re=616558]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: As a Buddhist, I’m more worried about what the iconic statue seated behind Ms. Red-eyes on the left of the photo is doing…

Ken Layne July 14, 2010 at 12:39 am

[re=616619]bakeneko[/re]: That’s Liz Glover’s Bikram Yoga on Capitol Hill!

Lionel Hutz Esq. July 14, 2010 at 2:23 am

Ken might be on to something here. Maybe the Obama administration has problems getting something done because everyone is too busy fucking each other due to all the Obama pheromones.

BarackMyWorld July 14, 2010 at 2:34 am

The girl in the photo is the Monica Lewinski for the 21st century. And by “for the 21st century” I mean she probably swallows. Or at least doesn’t let any get on her dress.

Golfing OJ July 14, 2010 at 6:50 am

Look at the bottom right corner: is that Limbaugh’s face coming out of an ass?
Never mind, it’s someone’s head, from the side. Whatever, the kid’s ear looks like Limbaugh’s head, and the rest of his head looks like an ass, a porn star ass, with pretty white panties.

HedonismBot July 14, 2010 at 6:59 am

[re=616647]Golfing OJ[/re]:
“is that Limbaugh’s face coming out of an ass?”
Redundant.

tralalogic July 14, 2010 at 7:59 am

Send me photo’s of you standing next to W for a souvenir album I will probably call 25K@.

Tommmcatt July 14, 2010 at 11:52 am

The photos I have of myself and the President cannot be posted openly online without an “18+” warning.

In my mind, anyway.

NopantsMcGee July 14, 2010 at 1:22 pm

Argyle sweater????? Is this an “Up With People” reunion?

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