Diaperman David Vitter said at a town-hall event for his re-election campaign Sunday that he supports birthers challenging the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate in court. Vitter said he couldn’t do anything about this problem personally, but going to court “is the valid and most possibly effective grounds to do it.” Where are the photos of baby Obama in a diaper in the United States? David Vitter needs to see them.
But still, isn’t Obama’s illegal alien status old news by now? How is Vitter just now getting around to pandering to the crazies about this?
Vitter said at Sunday’s event that the only direct information he has about the issue is what he’s learned through the news media “filter.”
Ohhhhh. This was the first birther he had ever talked to about it. Certainly. Certainly no birther has ever run up to Vitter and thrown a Mason jar of birth certificate PROOF at him. It’s just a coincidence that he agrees with the crazies now and is also desperately running for re-election. [AP]
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This adulterous whoremonger is a fine person to question the President’s citizenship. I sm not going to say what I really think about Vitter’s though- as I am too much of a lady.
In Orly Tates, has David Vitter finally found a women that he is willing to commit himself to and give up the diapers and the whores? Only time will tell.
His excuse makes no sense thought. The media filter is too busy covering up the upcoming race war to spend time covering up Obama’s birth in Mecca.
Thank you for letting “Rex Diaperus” Vitter own that picture again, and so soon. It’s unbecoming the honorable senator from the North Star state.
He’s finally pooped-out the birther issue, or issued a poopie birther or something? Put a diaper on yer head Dave, fap, fap, that’s the last act of the desperate. Are you getting the scareds about Chet Traylor?
Oh, Diaperman! You rascally rascal, you!
Do any sane people ever go to one of these town hall meetings? Does one need a birth certificate with the place of birth being in Anycrazytown, Anycrazystate, USA?
The scary thing is he’s still probably going to win re-election which raises the question of just what a Republican in Louisiana has to do to lose an election?
[re=616315]finallyhappy[/re]: I was taken aback by your use of the term “adulterous whoremonger” until I remembered who we were talking about and realized that those words are literally true. Its nice that we have politicians that even the most ugly descriptions fitting.
Gee, I’m sure this has nothing to do with Vitter’s suddenly getting a last-minute primary challenger. It’ll be fun watching them both court the far-right — although Vitter’s got the advantage, as his wife will probably show up next to him if he admits having an affair with Orly Taitz.
Yes, take the bullshit to the courts, I seem to recall someone trying that several dozen times, and having the crap thrown right out; that’s the way to do it, whoremonger.
Vitter (thinking to self): “birther” makes me think of babies, and babies wear diapers, and diapers get me all excited, ergo…
Most depressing part of the article: “But with the crowd applauding the question, Vitter responded…” What is this, August 2009? Then again, this happened in Metairie, good ol’ David Duke country. When will the Tea-tards nominate Duke and just be done with it?
Vitter’s always got his diapers in a bunch about something, maybe it’s time for his constituents to “change” their representation… this just does’nt smell right.
[re=616332]Okie Dokie Dog[/re]: ooh,ooh, I went to a town hall to support my congresswoman, Donna Edwards(health care time). We had the LaRouchies outside- I confronted them- they were a strange group of withered, grey skinned old guys and inside we definitely had some teabaggers. The strangest one was a guy who got up and talked about not making it in some Canadian Football league because of an injury while playiing there(I think he meant American type football- not soccer- but I digress) and how the health care bill would stop other aspiring players from going pro. His teabag friends applauded him but most of us really had no idea what the hell this had to do with health care reform.
I suppose I could be considered not sane but a number of progressive Dems I knew(and local lower level politicos) went because this was in the NC/SC/TX like part of Montgomery County, Maryland(low IQs, big bodies, few teeth)
From the pic, it looks like Diaper Dave is giving birth to something right there. OK, it can’t be helped that it’s brown, but this one is definitely born in the US-of-A. Time for the hooker to wipe the Oily Taint.
Vitter’s taint has some Orly on it.
Vitter ups the ante: demands birth certificate + a pack of wipes.
Remember the couple times we had actual birthers show up here and try to defend their wild conspiracy theories? Good times. The mocking of them, that is, not their spewing of bullshit.
And O/T, but according to the 2nd Circuit at least the Constitution means we can say shit and fuck on live TV; now there is a cause to fucking celebrate!
[re=616335]BarackMyWorld[/re]: Adulterous, yes, but “whoremonger?” “Monger,” ie a seller of product, presumably whores, may be correct, but not in this usage, Mr. or Ms. Languagepersons, because he presumably merely consumed whores, not sold them. “Whoreconsumer” may be more apt, and still ring true in the following captions approved for use by the Administration:
Today, another toady Republican adulterous whoreconsumer had this to say about financial reforms: “Blort, blort, blort, you know?”
aside from diaper-related issues , god knows what else the nazis have to blackmail him with . he has to obey . they own him for life …..
It’s about time that big baby finally got party trained.
Well… It did take him a couple years to realize his “women’s issues” aide was woman-beating anger-bear. He’s just a little behind the times in his commentary. By January, he’ll have some comment on the crisis in Kyrgyzstan.
[re=616335]BarackMyWorld[/re]: There really are no words vile enough to describe Vitter. Two women committed suicide as a result of that prostitution trial, which only received publicity because Vitter had been one of the customers.
Just jumping on the brither bandwagon may not prove him to be a true teabagger. In the months before November we’ll probably see McCain say something similar. Extremism in the defense of re-election is no vice it seems.
How did the crazies get in charge? When are candidates going to start pandering shamelessly to normal, not-whacko people like me?
- spoonfighter com
[re=616347]finallyhappy[/re]: There is a Canadian Football League that plays American-type football (with some slight variations like the field is a little longer.) It’s often been sort of a minor league for players hoping to make the NFL. The ex-player’s comment about health care makes no sense whatsoever, since any pro team has a full medical and training staff and probably pays for most any treatment any injured player gets. And if there is a dispute with the team over medical care, players have a powerful union to fight for them. So…yeah, I’m spending too much time caring about this.
Where is Vitters VD test report? What is he trying to hide?
[re=616352]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Vitter’s Orly taint is near and dear to the teabaggers movement.
[re=616315]finallyhappy[/re]: I am no lady: David Vitter, Diaper Shitter – it makes such a great chant!
[re=616356]Baby who ate the Dingo[/re]: “whoremonger: someone who consorts with whores; a lecher or pander.” http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/whoremonger
Any word yet if this poop-eater has denied the Palin Hookworm Conjecture? Just to be fart and balanced.
Lousy media “filter.” All I’ve been able to ascertain is that there’s some people out there who think Obama wasn’t born in the USA, and therefore ineligible to be president, and that it all got looked into (especially by two strong, well-funded, heavily resourced political rivals/opponents,) and a Certificate Of Live Birth was produced and pronounced legitimate by the state of Hawaii (including the Governor, a Republican), and an archived birth announcement from the local paper was dug up, and a couple of judges have said there’s no case to be made here, and we still have no way of knowing where Obama was born. Why does the media leave so much under the table? Do they hate doing their jobs? Vitter, you are sooooo right.
[re=616363]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: yes , both murders were described as suicide .
vitter may be consorting with orly , but make no mistake , she is not some hooker putting him in diapers . she is the diaper ….. please *visualize*
[re=616347]finallyhappy[/re]: I never attended one because they were all “hosted” by the Republican incumbents.I was afraid that I would be dragged out into the street and stoned to death for standing up and telling them to keep their noses outta womens wombs, while they were talking about the evils of health care for all Americans. This state’s reps are strongly against the gubmint intruding into their health care, unless you’re a poor pregnant girl/woman, then it’s ENTIRELY their business to say NO.
What I saw of all the town meetins’ on the teevee, the crowd was made up of all white people, all nodding in agreement to whatever totally ignorant statement that was being made by the likes of Inhofe, Coburn, and that Republican guy running as a Democrat, Dan Boren.
Sorry to get off the topic of “diaper wearing, whore consuming, elephant humping” politician prick du jour.
Needs moar crazy. Needs less everything else.
[re=616372]Radiotherapy[/re]: Another question might be, is the Shitter himself infected? This could be seen as the Vitter Corollary to the Palin Hookworm Conjecture.
Keep Fuckin’ That
ElephantChicken, Dave[re=616372]Radiotherapy[/re]: [re=616392]x111e7thst[/re]: Excellent work! Sadly, as out body of knowledge continues to build, to too does the despicable stone wall of silence that surrounds it. What more do you want? What will it take, Jack “Journalism Takes Time” Steuf? How many broken bodies of Palin Hookworm factualists lying in the trenches of Red State?
Yet the distract and discount strategy marches relentlessly, mockingly on. Posts about Palin, about feces-filled diapers. But drip, drip, drip…nothing on the Conjecture. Morale, so high on Sunday, Monday, begins to wane. Who will carry the squirmy standard held high?
Has anyone determined who Patient Zero is in the Birther movement?
I’d hazard the guess it’s Orly Taitz, but I just don’t see her being anything but a carrier.
The dude was a Rhodes Scholar…. and Rhodes was a racist fuck, so no real surprise here….
Vitters needs to hurry up and get that irreversible case of Herpes simplex 4.
Speaking of crack hos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73tKip88uqU
(warning, it’s scary)
[re=616364]chascates[/re]: “Extremism in the defense of re-election is no vice it seems.” That’s brilliant…may I use it?
[re=616407]El Pinche[/re]: I only made 40 seconds.
[re=616347]finallyhappy[/re]: Last summer, I went to a Healthcare Townhall to support my Dem Congresswoman, Anna Eshoo, in Communist Northern California. On our way in, we passed idiot tea-baggers (with the requisite misspelled posters), as well as the adorable “Raging Grannies.”
These screamers, (about 200 out of 600), were fiercely anti-government. They seemed very well rehearsed, and had their “act” down pat. I left after it was obvious that they didn’t want to hear anything, (probably not constituents either), and just wanted to be disruptive.
The anti-Obama CONTENT might not (arguably) be racist, but the TONE sure is.
I weep for this country.
[re=616356]Baby who ate the Dingo[/re]: Whoremongee?
[re=616334]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Stop bribing people.
[re=616371]BarackMyWorld[/re]: A pander was originally used to describe a pimp, so yes, whoremonger or seller of whores. I believe Panderus was a character in Troilus & Cressida.
[re=616334]Hooray For Anything[/re]:
The scary thing is he’s still probably going to win re-election which raises the question of just what a Republican in Louisiana has to do to lose an election?
I’m pretty sure the answer would be to support the teaching of evolution and same sex marriage.
Surfeit O’Hubris: “David Vitter, Diaper Shitter” is, indeed, a great chant. It should be employed immediately by a group of protesters who show up at every Vitter public appearance marching around waving signs and wearing white diapers outside their own clothes. It makes sense to me, duzz it to yew?
[re=616374]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: You’re ignoring two important facts, probably due to your liberal bias, or perhaps because you are a homosexual socialist:
1. Obama is a “colored”, and
2. Obama was elected president.
By “cracker logic”, it naturally follows that he’s not legitimate (e.g. birf certifucate, or some other half-witted issue), because one of “those people” can’t possibly be presednit. Also, “the coloreds” are always stealing stuff, so Obamar must have stolen the office.
The logic is as flawless as a shiny new pair of trucknuts.
[re=616402]actor212[/re]: The seeds of Birtherism were first sown by the AOL email daisy chain gang, but esteemed National Review Online onanist Jim Geraghty is generally acknowledged as being the first super serious concerned conjecturer with hyperlinking capabilities to help them take root.
By the way, ever check out the “Barack Obama citizenship conspiracy theories” page on Wikipedia? It makes the Bible look like a book report in comparison.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_citizenship_conspiracy_theories
Nothing sends a politician further to the right than getting caught with his Huggies down.
[re=616465]the problem child[/re]: If we are crossing over from satire to etymology, I want a lawyer present.
Wake up sheeple! Obama’s muslin puppetmasters planned the whole thing from the start. They planted newspaper* stories the day he was born, paid for his mother’s flight to Kenya for the birth, then back the next day, got a fake “certificate” in Hawaii’s public records, changed the laws so no one could see it (except the governor, secretary of state, etc), “silenced” everyone who knew about the plot. Then they got him elected (putting Palin on the GOP ticket was a masterstroke.) And finally got Chief Justice Roberts to administer the oath of office to the faker.
It’s so obvious only a Taitz or a Vitter could see the plot.
______________
* newspaper is like a blog on paper but with more actual paragraphs
[re=616522]BarackMyWorld[/re]: You’re in luck.
Why does the LAMESTREAM continue to cover these assholes?
Enough already!
[re=616356]Baby who ate the Dingo[/re]: whore-hopper
[re=616367]imissopus[/re]: [re=616367]imissopus[/re]: Most pro-wrestlers have done time in the CFL. E.g., Flyin’ Brian Pillman.
At the skivvy-house, does Dave go for the white meat or does he prefer the dark meat? Louisana voters will want to know, I’m sure.
Don’t diapers provide a sort of filtering process?
[re=616363]Capitol Hillbilly[/re]: Suicides? Hmm… I wonder… Has anyone seen the videotapes of these deaths? Can Vitter prove he wasn’t present?
[re=616316]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: It’s too Orly to tell. [re=616614]zhubajie[/re]: Oh, don’t you remember the photos? White whore meat- but even better- the Vitter-whore who was in the news the most looked just like his wife and had the same first name, Cathy or whatever. That’s what’s so sad, he clearly wanted his wife to do the series of unspeakable things to him, but she wouldn’t, so he found her clone, and paid her.
Vitter’s trying to be smart, or, in his supporters’ dialect, “smort.”
His aides are criminals facing prosecution.
He faces investigations and prosecutions.
Solution? Swamp the courts so that the dockets are so overwhelmed with idiots that his case(s) can’t be heard until his ninth term!
It’s his best plan yet.
[re=616639]NYNYNY[/re]: So was wifey refusing or was Davy just too embarrassed to ask???
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