THE HOMOSEXUALS!  10:21 am July 13, 2010

Selfless Drag Queen Teaches Republican Politicians Valuable Lesson About Honesty

by Evan Hurst

THE HOMOSEXUALS ARE COMING!This is the spirit of America right here: A drag queen named “Sherry Vine,” who had been busying herself up to this point doing parodies of Lady GaGa videos, answered the call of a weeping nation and decided to teach our Closeted Homosexual Republicans about the virtue of HONESTY, via, of course, a Lady GaGa parody, because hey, that is what this Sherry Vine does.


Now, I’m not one of those GaGa worshipping gaywads, but this is a Good Thing. Herein, Sherry Vine sings and dances with some half naked guys to the tune of Ace of Base’s “Don’t Turn Around” “Alejandro,” but (clever clever!) she changed the title to “You’re A Homo.” It features many of our favorite gay and allegedly gay Republicans: the ones who tap their toes in the potty (for the purposes of Super Tubing), the ones who are “married to women in the state of Florida,” and even the ones whose white pants and pretty pretty princess blue belt have already come out of the closet for them!

The message is simple: If you are a Republican politician and you are also a dirty homosexual, that is actually okay, and you should stop being such lying, hypocritical dickbags about it, let your flames burn bright, and stop hurting people. Also, implied: There is no need to set your penazzled blue belts on fire, probably?

Next week, maybe Sherry Vine will teach the Republicans about which kinds of personal lubricant go best with tri-cornered hats, etc. [The Advocate/YouTube]

 

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Oblios Cap July 13, 2010 at 10:26 am

This video probably cuased Steinbrenner’s heart attack.

Oblios Cap July 13, 2010 at 10:27 am

This video probably caused Steinbrenner’s heart attack.

Potater July 13, 2010 at 10:28 am

Spoiler: Musket wax.

JMP July 13, 2010 at 10:31 am

They can’t just come out, though; that would ruin all the hot, anonymous sex with other closet cases and undercover cops and they’d start having to worry about relationships and such with someone other than a put upon subservient anti-feminist Christian beard.

chidem July 13, 2010 at 10:34 am

[re=615968]JMP[/re]: Sex with Larry Craig in the bathroom of a Minnesota airport is the opposite of hot.

user-of-owls July 13, 2010 at 10:34 am

Evan, you’re new here. Not part of the establishment yet. Willing to write posts that have way more than the Wonkette RDA of GaGa content.

So, why not swing for the fences young man? If you took ownership of the Palin Hookworm Conjecture, you could win the millenia. All it takes is one brave soul. Are you the one?

mumblyjoe July 13, 2010 at 10:37 am

Wow, the Gawker link. Not only is Jim obviously the best thing to happen to Gawker (since Pareene, at least), but comment #1 was complete genius. Alright, fess up; which of you guys posted that?

JMP July 13, 2010 at 10:48 am

[re=615971]chidem[/re]: To most people, sure; but to Larry Craig, it’s very hot indeed.

Ducksworthy July 13, 2010 at 11:16 am

Only in America could a woman make a career out of impersonating a drag queen. Go Gaga! (away).

Way Cool Larry July 13, 2010 at 11:20 am

wow, the video’s actually quite good, catchy and kind of sweet

proudgrampa July 13, 2010 at 11:30 am

I think Wonkette should feature Sherry Vines on a weekly basis, if she stays creative. That was really good!

“It has a beat. And you can dance to it.”

Mulletkitty July 13, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Since when did drag queens get high production standards?! In any case, this is great. Love the glory hole lips!

George “Lift-my-luggage” Rekers would have made a more pointed target here than Charlie Crist, who I don’t see as antigay religious right so much as … orange.

facehead July 13, 2010 at 12:15 pm

Sorry but hypocritical lying gay Republican dickbags are fucking hilarious, we need to drag that shit out for as long as possible.

rmjag July 13, 2010 at 12:21 pm

the video is darling , and so are the comments ………….

drewonline July 13, 2010 at 12:23 pm

What’s sad here, is that I recognize the bathroom at the end of the video – Splash in NYC. At least I am 95% sure that is where it is.

Oblios Cap July 13, 2010 at 12:26 pm

[re=615972]user-of-owls[/re]:

You asked, but he’s not telling.

Doglessliberal July 13, 2010 at 12:29 pm

[re=616037]proudgrampa[/re]: agreed. She looks/sounds a lot like Lady Gaga.

Hot guys, also.

Berkeley Bear July 13, 2010 at 1:03 pm

Schock somehow manages to get misidentified as an (I) when he’s an (R). Who checked her chirons – Fox News?

Schock probably is gay, but I doubt he’s ready to admit it to himself just yet. He just really likes being fit and hanging out with other fit young men (wink). Give him a few more years in DC to where he feels comfortable as an incumbent and really opens up. After all even Barney Frank passed for a while before coming out.

Sharkey July 13, 2010 at 1:11 pm

He’s a good singer, but glory holes are disgusting and scary.

pondscum July 13, 2010 at 1:26 pm

[re=616182]Berkeley Bear[/re]: I have it on good authority that he’s gay. The belt was just confirmation.

NopantsMcGee July 13, 2010 at 1:29 pm

Never heard of Sherry…but here’s to looking up her old videos.

ladymacbeth July 13, 2010 at 2:48 pm

oh great. now i will listen to ‘honey i’m a homo’ four or 23 times and it will be stuck in my head til friday.

rmjag July 13, 2010 at 3:01 pm

[re=616323]ladymacbeth[/re]: so , what happens on friday ?

Accordion-o-rama July 13, 2010 at 6:25 pm

“Penazzled” is the word of the day.

Rentboy.gov July 13, 2010 at 6:51 pm

Girl!!????

Bourbonella July 14, 2010 at 10:39 am

Fabulous! I’m in Kentucky and would love to have RuPaul on the ballot instead of Rand Paul!

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