Mediaite has an interview up today with Chairman of the New Black Panther Party Malik Zulu Shabazz. It appears to be conducted in a Quiznos, the center of New Black Panther power. The big news regarding this very, very important political group is the “reverse-racist” dropped charges of two (it has more than one?) of its members. But the big story out of this interview is that Fox News has a Zionist Conspiracy™ against the New Black Panthers.
Malik Zulu Shabazz: Beck has had me on before, I’ve been on Sean Hannity about 20 times, he’s under orders not to have me on, Bill O’Reilly’s under orders not to have me on. This is all a conspiracy. I would say a Zionist conspiracy, but you would say “He’s too conspiratorial.”
But it’s some kind of conspiracy going on, to keep the truth out, and to keep us off the airwaves, to keep talking about us, but not talk to us. So we’ll see Glenn Beck live in person.
Sure thing, Kazaam. No, they had you on 20 TIMES because they wanted to present you as the front of the black liberal socialist MaoBama conspiracy. Because they want to scare dumb old white people, their viewership. But you probably made the mistake of making a little bit of sense. It is not a conspiracy that you are not on teevee currently. It is a conspiracy that you were on teevee at all, much less 20 times, because you are irrelevant.
Wait, why are we arguing with a guy in Quiznos? We just want to get a sub and get out of here. [Mediaite]
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They are in a Quizno’s because Subway’s 5 Dollar Footlongs are tools of racist oppression.
Whatever this story may be about, Wonkette, you get major kudos for featuring that image of David Nkrumah Hart – AND for sparing us the accompanying audio.
So FOX is playing hide the sala’am?
Mmmm…toasty. I would even say it is a conspiracy of toastiness, but then you would somehow accuse me of being too conspiratorial.
a “real” black panther would have realized when he was being used by “the man”…
Guys like this are making it hard for other guys named Malik Zulu Shabazz to be taken seriously.
Brothaman couldn’t resist the symbolism of meeting at a joint that features. sammiches called “bullets” and “torpedoes.” Very militant, dig? Interestingly his first choice was going into White Castle with a machete,.
Look for much victim playing by Blech tonight. The chalkboard “teachable moment” will tie The New Black Panthers to ACORN subsequently morphing them in to Obamar’s Thugs.
man, if that’s the quizno’s in oakland he shoulda gone to the wing joint next door instead. much better, and with none of that evil pig on the menu. are these guys still in oakland? i hope not since there’s already enough crazies in my town.
[re=613778]ArkansasFred[/re]:
Yah. My boyfriend, two oldest cousins, half-brother, and both my sons are never going to catch a break. Well, maybe my boyfriend will be ok, as he spells Malick with a “q.” The rest are screwed, for sure.
These New Black Panthers aren’t going to get my attention until they go back to the old-school afro-style hair, a la Angela Davis and Linc Hayes.
A Zionist conspiracy? Someone should tell Malik who runs Fox News; it’s mostly a bunch of WASPs and Catholics along with one Mormon.
Wow, first racist Arizona guy was making me hungry for messkin food, and now racist New Black Panther guy is making me hungry for Quiznos. Now I have no idea what I’m going to eat for lunch. Damn you, racists! This is the WORST thing you could possibly do to someone!
I want to interview weirdos and Quiznos too.
[re=613849]mumblyjoe[/re]: Does Quiznos have a zesty taco sandwich offering? The one in my town closed, so I will never know.
The photo fucking blew my mind out the back of my skull.
Hey wait, isn’t the guy in the picture Pierre Bernard, he of Conan O’Brien and “Recliner of Rage” fame?
[re=613856]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: ONE in your town? Huh, around here they’re nearly as ubiquitous as Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts; hell, there’s one two blocks east from my office, then another one more block north & one east, then yet another one more block north of that.
Well Quiznos does have that “Rage Against the Zionist Machine” special, on sub or flatbread. Wonder if it’s a coincidence?
[re=613873]PabaBritannica[/re]: No, it’s David Leib Hart from “Tim and Eric” and L.A. Public Access.
[re=613882]JMP[/re]: Yeah we HAD one in our town, but it closed. About the time that the commercials started airing featuring the talking sub toaster. The sexual innuendos are too much for this part of America and now they are letting militant black people in them?
[re=613808]nappyduggs[/re]: You are the George Foreman of Malik Shabazzes, and an inspiration to us all.
(Love your grill!)
[re=613777]maven[/re]: Srsly.
[re=613894]Extemporanus[/re]:
Please do also try my new rotisserie unit. Just the right amont of heat for your big piece of meat!
I love that the picture is David Lieb Hart. Salamae, that’s what the Corrinians say!
[re=613982]rcdl[/re]: great job!
“Because they want to scare dumb old white people”
Here in beautiful Cincinnati the local Clear Channel Blowhard, Bill Cunningham, used to regularly have a complete wack-job named Kabaka Abba on “to represent the views of the city’s African American community.” The real intent could not have been more transparent: find some crazy black guy who will, when prompted, say all kinds of crazy shit and then sit back and watch as all public discourse having anything to do with race relations is poisoned. Plenty of times I heard people asking “did you hear what Kabaka Abba said on Cunningham’s show? Can you believe black people really think that way?” Insidious. And it’s all up hill from there.
As an actual real life half black person I have to say the idea of killing white babies does have a certain appeal.
[re=613996]Ruhe[/re]: Ah, little Billy HUSSEIN Cunningham, winner of not one but two prestigious Marconi Awards for being too lazy to make up his own crazy shit and just parroting Rush and Sean, et. al.
Fuck that guy.
[re=613975]nappyduggs[/re]: I was actually referring to your dope-ass gold fronts, but if you promise to throw in a free Slap Chop™ or two, I’ll get me your smokin’ hot love oven as well!
[re=614021]Extemporanus[/re]:
Yes, well the Slap Chop takes us into Pam Grier territory, and this thing could just go on and on.
Btw, I went ahead and got rid of my grillz a while back because Flavor Flav and Ma Rainey make one ugly-ass love child, let me tell you.
[re=613996]Ruhe[/re]: I’m pretty sure that’s the same reason the Republicans got Alvin Greene nominated.
[re=614040]nappyduggs[/re]: Kelis? ‘Zat you?!
Yo, Nas! I drink your milkshake…I DRINK IT UP!
Black Panthers I & II: first time as tragedy, second as farce.
>much less 20 times, because you are irrelevant.
Jack, you are (says whom?) alright!
[re=613819]JMP[/re]: That’s pretty much who runs the USA. Israeli pols have clout only via the Religious Right Dispensationalists.
[re=613996]Ruhe[/re]: Ah, Cincinutty! I spent the worst 11 years of my life there! Had a nervous breakdown, moved to Indiana and began to get better!
If you’re up late at night, the radio waves are even better than Cunningham! Brother Stair, the Last Days Profit of God is on WCKY, 1-3 am! Spamming the whole eastern US with the message that only 1000 are predestined to be saved and everyone else is going to Hell, ha! ha! ha!
Zhu Bajie
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