• May 26, 2012

Florida State Representative Has This Election Video Thing All Figured Out

by Jack Stuef  


ELECT THIS MAN NOW. Mike Weinstein knows what’s up. Music + dancing + you not doing either of those things and only appearing in Ken Burns Effect-ed old photos = landslide victory. You can also download this song for free on his website! “Free of Download song,” as it says. Except clicking that just takes you to a tiny .png image of a music note. Close enough! [Via Andrew Sullivan]

{ 52 comments }

Autochthon July 8, 2010 at 12:22 pm

Smells like ‘Stein spirit…

joezoo July 8, 2010 at 12:26 pm

“Video produced by Scott Leigh.” Notice one of the first comments: “Great video! Scott, congratulations on a super production and best of luck to your Dad in his campaign!”

Clearly, like a young Nicolas Coppola, Scott felt he needed to change his last name to avoid the perception of riding his father’s coattails. Or maybe he’s ashamed of his Jewish heritage HMMMM?

Sharif DelMonte July 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm

This is exactly how Lou Pearlman got started, but he was raping Disney employees, instead of Up With People members. Ahh, simpler times!

rmontcal July 8, 2010 at 12:27 pm

from 1:50-1:52 where the girl does something with her boobs is HAWT.

SayItWithWookies July 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm

Oh my — I feel like I was just at some parent-chaperoned alternative beach week party, without the trucked-in sand.

PineyWoodster July 8, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Somewhere in Unitarian Heaven, John Adams is weeping…

Ye Olde Fap-Smith July 8, 2010 at 12:31 pm

[re=613729]joezoo[/re]: From the production values of the vid, “Scott Leigh” must be his porn name.

ph7 July 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm

[re=613731]rmontcal[/re]: Needs more 1:50-1:52!

CrunchyKnee July 8, 2010 at 12:36 pm

The Wham vibe is strong with one.

ArkansasFred July 8, 2010 at 12:37 pm

This looks like a Joey Lawrence music video.

Jar Jar Was a Senator July 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm

Peter Boyle and Jeffrey Tambor had a baby?

MarieDeGournay July 8, 2010 at 12:42 pm

The opening baseline felt like Footloose and it just got worse from there.

Sharkey July 8, 2010 at 12:43 pm

[re=613731]rmontcal[/re]: Need animated GIF of this NOW!

The Little Rock July 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm

I wonder if the band made their debut at the Duval County teabagger rally. Their boy representing District 19 was there.

http://saintpetersblog.com/2009/07/04/duval-gop-in-controversy-over-obamahitler-comparisons-at-tea-party/

watershed July 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm

Republican? Really? With those phat jams?

just pixels July 8, 2010 at 12:46 pm

As Winston Churchill said: “Democracy is the worst form of government … except for all the others … except in Florida, where it is the worst form of government.”

FMA July 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm

I just wanted to say you guys should be ashamed. Epilepsy is nothing to laugh at.

V572625694 July 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm

[re=613751]Sharkey[/re]: [re=613741]ph7[/re]: [re=613731]rmontcal[/re]: Does “something” with her boobs indeed!

[re=613748]Jar Jar Was a Senator[/re]: That’s harsh. And funny, because it’s true!

bago July 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm

District 9 was awesome! When he’s in the mech and uses a gravity gun to blow away some dude?

Oh.. District 19?

Shit.

freakishlystrong July 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm

The New KKKids on the Block.

GlibGideon July 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm

As a citizen of Jacksonville I can not even express how beyond embarrassing this is… and that’s saying a lot for this town.

DC Hates Me July 8, 2010 at 1:01 pm

Mike would’ve been live in the video if he felt it would get him elected.

maven July 8, 2010 at 1:09 pm

Note that this is the first video posted on Wonkette in quite a while that had non-white people in it. Particularly since he’s running as a Republican. I suppose he can’t help being liberal in some ways given his last name…

eyegoneblack July 8, 2010 at 1:11 pm

Shit, now that’s gonna be stuck in my head all day.

(mike, mike, mike – mike weinstein…)

ArkansasFred July 8, 2010 at 1:11 pm

For the record, this song is still in my head.

rmontcal July 8, 2010 at 1:14 pm

[re=613785]eyegoneblack[/re]: [re=613787]ArkansasFred[/re]: QUICK! http://www.youtube.com/user/katyperrymusic?blend=1&ob=4#p/a/f/0/CwE-SLnLkqY

TGY July 8, 2010 at 1:21 pm

We would be blissfully ignorant if you didn’t post this stuff, Stuef.

Mr Blifil July 8, 2010 at 1:22 pm

I enjoyed the triple pirhouette and the boob shake. The rest…not so much. An earlier Wonketeer had it right: gay as hell…

commiegirl July 8, 2010 at 1:29 pm

I liked how they went straight from the shot of the little black girl (while telling her she was uneducated) to the police car. Subtle, Mike Weinstein. Super subtle.

Absolutely Fapulous July 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm

[re=613734]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I was thinking it felt Jesus Camp-y. That diddy would work well changing the chorus to “Jee-jee-jee, sus Christ!”

Moar visors plz. Also.

Extemporanus July 8, 2010 at 1:42 pm

[re=613742]CrunchyKnee[/re]: [re=613729]joezoo[/re]: Mike will be your father figure, put your tiny…

[re=613731]rmontcal[/re]: [re=613741]ph7[/re]: BEWARE TEH DEMON B00BZ! 1:50 NEVAR FORGET!!1

Judas Peckerwood July 8, 2010 at 1:51 pm

He’s a Republican?!!! But he seems so … groovy.

Radiotherapy July 8, 2010 at 1:53 pm

The funny thing is I watched it, quickly listened to something else to cleanse my musical cortex, and I swear I don’t know what political party he’s from. I hope he floods the airwaves with that crap and still loses.

DemmeFatale July 8, 2010 at 1:55 pm

Zack Attack.

BobTheBuilder July 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm

Original lyrics: “Mike, Mike, Mike Weinstein – got a poker up his ass and he’s squeaky clean.”

But the focus group didn’t like it.

GOPCrusher July 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm

[re=613755]watershed[/re]: It’s the “Michael Steele” effect.
But seriously, those pictures of Mike Weinstein scream “sex offender”.

TeddyKGB July 8, 2010 at 2:23 pm

Pretty sure this flies in the (balls to the) face of his vote for the Marriage Protection Amendment.

Extemporanus July 8, 2010 at 2:34 pm

[re=613842]DemmeFatale[/re]: Slater, masturbator!

J.Robert Oppenheiner July 8, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Shades of Hillary 4 U and Me if U ask me

proudgrampa July 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm

WTF?

Ducksworthy July 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm

I didn’t really have to wait until the end to learn he’s a republican, did I?

Cicada July 8, 2010 at 2:50 pm

Give this kid a few months with Maurice Starr and watch out world! We may have a new Tiffany on our hands!

carlgt1 July 8, 2010 at 2:51 pm

It’s kind of Glee-gay for a Republican isn’t it?

whiterabid July 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm

I like how it was more rhymey than rappy, more 80′s than 10′s. But when the singer starts in about Mike being a politician we can trust, the black guy on keyboards plays those riffs that seem to comment on what is being said, like don’t believe him when he says we can trust him. They should know better than to put a black keyboardist.

Greg Comlish July 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Basically a rip off of the theme song from Nickelodian’s “Kids Incorporated.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnsHpPNltBw

Lascauxcaveman July 8, 2010 at 6:38 pm

As a lilly-white, whiter than whitebread, whiter than mayonaise-smeared-all-over-a-polar-bear-in-a-snowstorm, white male, I gotta say that was one whole heckuva lotta pop-rock-hip-hop AWESOME!

And if I was a bisexual with a thing for moderately chubby people hiding their lack of fitness in baggy shirts and shorts, I’d be making sweet, hot love to each and every participant in that video, save Mike.

But Mike, if you want my vote, you gotta get down there on the dance floor and start breakin’ with the rest of them.

Potater July 8, 2010 at 7:27 pm

That’s all well and good, but what is Congressman Weinstein’s stance on whether Kelly should take Zack or Slater to the Sadie Hawkins?

loquaciousmusic July 8, 2010 at 10:09 pm

I don’t know what’s more out of control in that song: the fresh groove or the horrible Auto-Tune.

Probably the groove.

loquaciousmusic July 8, 2010 at 10:24 pm

Also, “Mike Weinstein” is eerily similar, at least musically, to Suzanne Vega’s “No Cheap Thrill.” Do I smell a lawsuit in Mike’s future?

Abou Diaby July 8, 2010 at 10:26 pm

This reminded me of Summer Heights High.

claytor July 9, 2010 at 3:42 pm

This can not be real.

Sharkey July 9, 2010 at 5:11 pm

[re=613751]Sharkey[/re]: STILL WAITING!!!!!

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