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Joe Scarborough Is a Little Bit Sensitive About Being a Murderer

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  • In an unparalleled tragedy for the cable news world, Mr. Kos of the screechy moonbat site Daily Kos has been blacklisted by MSNBC, because he bravely accused Joe Scarborough of being a murderer, on Twitter. [DailyKos]
  • Despite being under the rule of our nation’s first Muslim president, Americans are strangely hostile towards our own Islamic citizens. Time to exploit them, again! [NYDailyNews]
  • Obama hired another boring Socialist today, YAWN. In a totally unpredictable show of courage, conservatives are showing him their invisible finger. [RedState]
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41 comments

  1. Jim89048

    I wake up every morning feeling safe in the fact that Scarborough’s show is already over for the day here on left-coast time.

  2. GOPCrusher

    To be quite honest, I find Markos as annoying as Bill Kristol at times. They both have that smug little smirk on their face all the time, like they’ve just pwned their opponent on the forum panel.

  3. Gorillionaire

    Cuppa Joe’s show sucks, it sucks really hard. If I used Twitter, I would post that five hundred thousand times.

  4. WarAndG

    A sad day for the KOS. Always loved there posts:

    Blah blah blah…

    [Grey box with pull quote]

    Blah blah blah (800 unread words)

    Bullet list

    * NV 5th – Marcel Duchamp
    * Tainted milk. Afghanistan. Whore house Republican
    * Democrat repeats Campbell’s facts.
    * Fraudulent goats in Indiana’s 5th district
    * Something about Michelle Malkin, cheese.
    * FOX news and CNN Paul Dravis disputes Joe Smiths assesment of the Jerry Harris assesment

    Blah blah blah

    Crash the gate (800 more unread words)

    What is that silly little cabal of libnards even talking about. ever.

  5. Jim89048

    Markos will always get a pass from me due to his making Tom Tancredo cry and walk off the set because Markos said at least he was a veteran, and Tancredo got out of it by being sad, or something.

  6. harry palmer

    If Joe Scarborough was really a conservative, would Simon and Garspunkle have named a song after him? Way to try to move the Overton window, libtwats.

  7. Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=613241]Jim89048[/re]: Saw that, too. I think he accused him of having toenail fungus or flat feet or something. But you know it pissed Tancredo off because I think pretty much all the Rs think Markos might have a thing for the men (heck, even sometimes I think he does).

  8. GOPCrusher

    [re=613241]Jim89048[/re]: I’d pay a dollar to see that. But then, I’d pay five bucks to see Tancredo beaten to death by a crowd of Mexican-Americans.

  9. Sacanagem

    [re=613236]WarAndG[/re]: Could you translate that into English, please? My Wingnut is a little rusty.

  10. Extemporanus

    If Joe Scarborough didn’t rape and murder a female intern in 2001, why won’t he simply tweet an unequivocal denial? Hiding behind Twitter’s 140 character limit just doesn’t seem like something Joe Scarborough would do unless he was indeed guilty of raping and murdering a female intern in 1990.

    Then again, if Joe Scarborough did rape and murder a female intern in 2001, why isn’t he currently enjoying better ratings, a more lucrative career, and the launch of an eponymous online college?

    Hmm, something just doesn’t quite add up here…

  11. V572625694

    Posts I didn’t feel obliged to continue past the first sentence:

    “Why I am blacklisted by MSNBC

    “by kos

    In case you were wondering why you haven’t seen me on MSNBC recently…”

  12. TGY

    “Dear Muslim Jesus who lives in America, we thank You for this airstrike we are about to receive…”

    Kinda drones on.

  13. you didn't ask, but

    That shit with the intern *was* weird. It was like one of those corny fucking crime set-ups in 1970s tv police stories: “No one killed her, she didn’t commit suicide but she’s dead.” The wiki story is that she fainted and hit her head all alone in the office. I can just see the feather-hair, blue wrap dress and heavy eyeshadow as she falls to the carpeted floor… Oh, and Joe Scarborough saying “prove it” to Kojack or Columbo (who’s even more disheveled than usual in the Florida humidity).

    I could give a fuck about Kos being downgraded by MSNBC but I’m glad he gave this old story a little life (pardon the pun). Joe should be a suspeiciously regarded motherfucker. That whole show feels like a false flag launching pad.

  14. Extemporanus

    [re=613289]Extemporanus[/re]: Wait, did Joe Scarborough rape and murder a female intern in 2001, or in 1991? I obviously don’t know. In fact, no one knows!

    And no one will until Joe Scarborough does the morally right thing and tweets a clarification regarding the suspiciously confusing timeline surrounding the rape and murder of his young and defenseless female intern, a despicable act of depraved violence for which he may or may not be directly responsible.

  15. you didn't ask, but

    you didn’t ask, but: “suspeiciously? The fuck is that? Learn to fucking spell your conspiracy theories, moran.

  16. comicbookguy

    are you guys reading the redstate comments? Apparently there is a leftist plot afoot, or a leftist foot aplot. Whatever it is, it spells doom for America and unimaginable consequences.

  17. Maus

    [re=613326]you didn’t ask, but[/re]: “That shit with the intern *was* weird.”

    Let alone the shady coroner/autopsy results, and Scarborough joking about it afterwards with Don Imus.

  18. Maus

    [re=613341]comicbookguy[/re]: “Apparently there is a leftist plot afoot, or a leftist foot aplot.”

    It’s all retaliation for Vince Foster!

  19. Pragmatist

    Kos is sinking to Arianna levels. (try posting a negative comment – however civil – about her on HP – It will NOT get posted.)
    What’s the masculine form for “diva”?

  20. El Pinche

    [re=613327]Extemporanus[/re]: So you’re saying we’re not sure Joe raped and murdered an intern or two at some point between 1991 – 2001. Psychologists say once you kill, it’s easier to kill again and again. That’s a ten year stretch and alot of female interns. Hypothetically, it is possible that Joe Scarborough could have killed, raped, and cannibalized multiple female interns. Until he clears this and quits whining (John Wayne Gacy NEVER whined), we’ll never know whether or not Joe Scarborough raped, killed, cannibalized, and wore the human skin of number female interns between the years 1991 and 2001.

  21. comicbookguy

    [re=613345]Maus[/re]: Al Gore killed Vince Foster to protect the global warming scam. Everyone knows that. As one redstate poster so eloquently put it, “unless you read conservative blogs, listen to Rush, Beck, Levin, etc, or watch Fox news, you don’t know these things are taking place. How do we get the public to hear and understand what this administration is doing to destroy our country.”

    That’s special.

    Obamacare is going to kill everyone over 60 ala Logan’s Run. Thanks, redstaet, for alerting us! I only hope your warning hasn’t come too late…

    Sarah Palin as RNC chair is this nation’s only hope.

  22. Maus

    [re=613346]Pragmatist[/re]: “(try posting a negative comment – however civil – about her on HP – It will NOT get posted.)”

    It’s not just on her, her moderators prevent critical comments from being posted on all of her snake-oil peddler or new-age cult articles.

  23. Extemporanus

    [re=613349]El Pinche[/re]: I KNOW, right?!

    Why is it so difficult for Joe Scarborough to clarify exactly how many underage female interns he raped, murdered, dismembered, cannibalized, and wore like human skin girdles betwewen the years of 1991 and 2001? Were there so many that he lost count, or something?!

    For all we know, he’s wearing the skin of one of his raped and murdered interns at this very moment! It would explain so much about his unsettling appearance and demeanor, from the suspiciously too-small eyeholes and fake eyeglasses, to his penchant for crossing his arms when on a sanctimonious whining jag, as if trying to avoid splitting a seam or burping-up a half-digested belly button.

  24. OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

    First Olbie, now this, tut-tut. Well, I did appreciate DK for disallowing 9/11 whackjobbery, but still never paid it much attention. The comments sections at Wonkette are far more informative.

  25. OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin

    [re=613346]Pragmatist[/re]: What’s the masculine form for “diva”?

    Sweater queen?

  26. DC Hates Me

    For years, congressman Joe Scarborough (R-FL) has been hosting a TV show on MSNBC. Most people did not know this except for a few stoners coming from Adult Swim (which goes off the air at 6 AM) because they crave the bugged-out banality that Joe is not famous for. Morning Joe is very similar to Space Ghost Coast to Coast, and MSNBC also helps Joe cover up his murder of a hot intern, which we’re not supposed to talk about. It’s all very bizarre and boring.

  27. user-of-owls

    Markos’ recent tweets about the Palin hookworm scandal are not going to get him an invite to the Wasilla compound either.

  28. user-of-owls

    [re=613378]Extemporanus[/re]: Hey! I think that’s just going too far, even for Wonkette. To suggest that Joe Scarborough would cough up a belly-button rather than tactfully digesting it en toto is, I would argue, simply beyond the pale.

  29. Jazzman

    Maybe Joe will also kill Markos? Would this make the world a more perfect place? Besides just for me? Got this post kind of late, sure it has already been suggested.

  30. El Pinche

    [re=613378]Extemporanus[/re]: Hahaha! Just say it ain’t so, Joe BTW, where’s Mika? Has anyone seen Mika? That sure is a long vacation, and Joe’s been wearing a conspicuous leather vest lately (this aint 1995! ) .

  31. peeno nwar

    [re=613346]Pragmatist[/re]: What’s the masculine form for “diva”?

    Glenn Beck?

  32. cartesian777

    I still don’t get what Joe Scarborough and Phil Griffin are hyperventilating about,
    when they accuse Markos of taking a cheap shot, in a tweet.
    Markos mentioned the young, female intern, that was found dead, in Mr. Scarborough’s Congressional Office. That is a 100% accurate statement.
    It is Joe, who brought the word “murderer” into the discussion. No one else did.
    So actually, Phil Griffin banned Markos, for what Joe Scarborough said.
    Not only does that bulldoze the first ammendment, but what kind of logic is that?

  33. you didn't ask, but

    [re=614967]cartesian777[/re]: that Kos had the nerve to even mention that shit. Glad you mentioned that too. Talk about guilty fucking conscience. Motherfucker just ‘fessed up.

    Was curious to see if that story would make the rounds but it seems to have been dropped by now…

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