Oh Look, Old Man McCain Is Trying To Slug That Huckster Guy Again
John McCain is just going to get more and more desperate until he is fighting a man with Down Syndrome for a night janitor job at a Denny's. Walnuts has previously released two ads calling his opponent a "huckster" for appearing in infomercials. The problem is that Arizona voters seem to maybe prefer this awful infomercial radio host guy to McCain, so Walnuts has had to resort to the teevee to tell them that SERIOUSLY, FOLKS, THIS MAN IS A HUCKSTER. DID YOU HEAR THAT ZINGER I KEEP SAYING? HE IS A HUCKSTER. VOTE FOR ME. So this J.D. Hayworth guy basically admitted that stupid people shouldn't buy stupid products on infomercials from men like him, and now McCain has cut two new ads about it, in addition to the other fun McCain-in-desperation news today, that Walnuts completely reversed himself on immigration.
Here is the second. It seems like it is just made for Tucson? LOOK TUCSON, EVEN YOUR LOCAL NEWS HACKS SAY THIS MAN IS A HUCKSTER. Now you HAVE to vote Walnuts!
Good thing McCain hired that guy with the over-the-top voice. THIS IS SERIOUS.