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Huffington Post Makes All of America Believe Israel Is Devil By Cropping Photo

How dare you, HuffPo?! And in front of our innocent, Israel-loving Bieber?Pajamas Media is still updating its website, somehow, and today we have IMPORTANT NEWS about the front page of another Internet website. It seems Huffington Post has EVILLY CROPPED A PHOTO of Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu so that it looks like he has ANTLERS! Wait, DEVIL HORNS! DEVIL HORNS! That’s it. This kind journalist has brought this to our attention and has even done some shoe-leather reporting on this amazing sign that the Huffington Post is brainwashing us to hate Israel.

After a bit of searching, I found the original photograph, which you can see to the left and also here, in its original context on the Yahoo News page. (The picture also currently appears in this Yahoo News slideshow, but again it may not be there by the time you read this, as the slideshows change over time.)

There you have it! Pajamas Media are photo originalists. WE HAVE TO CONSIDER THE ORIGINAL CONTEXT OF PHOTOS. All photos appear on Yahoo first, then people who hate Israel doctor them up to put us in a trance and make us send bombs to the Palestinians. Ever notice a devil Jew in one of your family photos? That photo went up on Yahoo first, then some evil photo cropper made it so that Jew seems like a devil. And now you misremember that family photo, don’t you?

Anyway, Pajamas Media gives us an important UPDATE that this ISN’T the first time the Huffington Post has been anti-Israel! Sometimes comments on articles have gotten through that are maybe anti-Semitic! WOW, LOOK AT HOW DEEP AND BYZANTINE THIS ANTI-ISRAEL AGENDA IS!

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30 comments

  1. Oblios Cap

    Damn, those rugged individualists are under assault from every angle and a few different dimensions. It must hard living in Wingnutlandia, especially if you lose your tinfoil hat.

  2. ManchuCandidate

    [re=612362]AbstinenceOnly Ed[/re]:
    You’re right. The numbers on his head sez 641.

  3. SayItWithWookies

    Gasp — and the uncropped version of the photo makes him look like Dilbert’s pointy-haired boss. It’s nice to know that Pajamas Media still reveres gross incompetence at the highest levels, even post-Dubya.

  4. azw88

    There is a special place in HELL for whomever blingeed Justin Beiber into those photos…

  5. Escape Goat Nation

    What’s even worse is that I heard that the Liberal Blog Wonkette photoshopped a picture of that Bieber kid into a photo of Net And Yahoo!

  6. Hooray For Anything

    Awww man, I thought us Jews have finally suckered all the non-Jews into believing that we don’t have horns. Damn you, HuffPo, damn you, for you doing all that hard-hitting investigate work and blowing our cover.

  7. freakishlystrong

    I despise Bibi, (and Bieber), but it’s really stretch to say those are devil horns. Oh, pajamas media did you say? Nevermind.

  8. weejee

    In the last photog what is Bibi thinking? Well Barry wasn’t thrilled with the Turkey Shoot of the Gaza-bound boats, so maybe the Bib is musing a “schvartzer gonif” or something similar?

  9. facehead

    UNCROPPED=UNCIRCUMSIZED=UNJEWISH=HOLOCAUST

    JUSTIN BEIBER WUZ AN INSIDE JOB!!!!!!!!!

  10. One Yield Regular

    I would’ve gone with “Loyal Order of Moose” before I got anywhere near “devil horns.”

  11. Katydid

    Since the rightwing thinks all Jews are going to hell, not the left, if I were them I wouldn’t bring up the devil. Just sayin’.

  12. trondant

    Forget about Bieber. 4chan has ordered him to North Korea, where they will boil him and eat him.

  13. AnnieGetYourFun

    I would have said skull-mounted angels’ wings. Why does the right immediately equate Bibi with Satan?

  14. AnnieGetYourFun

    Turns out: No. The photo is an authentic AP photograph — or at least part of an authentic AP photograph — which was cleverly cropped by someone at Huffington Post to make it appear as if Netanyahu has devil horns — flaming neon devil horns, at that.

    Flaming Neon Devil Horns would be a great name for a band. But it’s probably already the name of some terrible porn made by the closeted, self-hating Christian gheyz who write for Pajamas.

  15. Bordo

    You mean, Pajamas Media is still around? Jesus, haven’t those douchebags found jobs yet??

  16. WarAndG

    Just left a comment for those pajamas guys to inspected our dollar bill for satanic symbols too. Sure I’ll stand for a purely ethnic state and it’s right to defend itself from the dirt that might want to live within its borders. Come on, I’m from Real America.

  17. Geogre

    Oh, no! They went from portrait to landscape?

    Landscape? Don’t you see? Huffington Post obviously wants to make us think about the land and not the religion, and so they’re probably doing the bidding of Peace Now or other “terrorist groups.” (Yep, Peace Now has been called a terrorist group. The Israeli, mostly intellectual, group.)

  18. Geogre

    [re=612570]jimstoic[/re]: Well, that’s the “horn of prophecy.”

    Michealangelo was actually being pretty Hebraic there, not anti-semitic. Other anti-semitic slanders have messed things up.

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