How much do you like American Cable News? Not at all? Well, you’re probably not even very American. Because part of being born on the Fourth of July — as all of us were, unless we were slaves or women or whatever — is loving television. It’s right there under that ink blot or cum stain or whatever it is, on the Declaration of Independence! So let’s honor television’s most awful cable-news regular panelists/guests/idiots, and then vote against them, for freedom, just like Thomas Jefferson would want.
(And did you vote in the first and second categories of the 2010 Weeping Eagles, for Worst Washington Post Op-Idiot and Most Awful Political Twitterer Person? You forgot? Well please go do that now, thank you.)
GIVE US MONEY! -