Here is your weird campaign ad of the day, so stop sending it to us. Yes, the Uncle Sam guy is crazy, and this classifies as an official weird and gross 2010 campaign ad, but these people really need to learn how to make a better fringe Republican teevee ad. WHERE ARE THE GUNS? WHERE ARE THE SILLY THREATS? WHERE IS THE UTTER INCOHERENCE? This Bender guy is trying too hard, so this is not as good as previous ads. C-. But it will be fun when the wingnut playing Uncle Sam here dies from eating all that silver food dye.
Disgusting Campaign Ad Not Crazy Enough But Still Gross
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This guy seems crazy to me. Does he to you?
George Washington: [stern look] Gather…your…confectionaries.
Uncle Sam is eating an old red car? How about Uncle Sam goes and eats up some Superfund sites?
i’m pretty sure there’s not much complaining out there about the whole student loan thing…i mean those guys were just plain assholes.
Isn’t there some branch or sub-sect of the Paultard/Teatards which believes that we don’t need doctors or hospitals as long as we consume enormous amounts of colloidal silver?
Sure, post it after Josh puts it up at TPM…
[re=611213]chascates[/re]: There’s crazy, then there’s “Orly Taitz” crazy. Conservative “normal” The wingnuts crawling out of the woodwork make me say “Wow, Joe Scarborough is pretty smart for a conservative, and he seems almost normal!”
Can you imagine the average IQ of the focus groups who like this stuff?
“… but I’ll be sure not to cut one cent of the defense budget because WE LOVE that Uncle Sam.”
Someone say “guns”?
Whatdaya need?
Reasonable prices. Discrete deliveries. Excellent tech support.
The stains around Sam’s mouth are from having sexytime with the oil-soaked dead Little Mermaid.
Uncle Sam Bukake!
[re=611222]Sparky McGruff[/re]: I was almost coherent there for a second. I’ll blame it on waiting on hold with “tech support” for an hour (and counting). Meant to say ‘Conservative “normal” is not quite normal “normal”.
It would have been awesome if Uncle Sam puked at the end and Michelle Bachman came out of his mouth surfing on a wave of spew.
It just makes me sad that I don’t live in any of these guy’s states, so I can set my alarm clock super early on election day and go vote for their opponents. Just what we need: more crazy in Congress.
Reminds me of the joke about the penguin at the car mechnic’s. “Looks like you blew a seal.”
[re=611220]x111e7thst[/re]: Like this guy? Or these guys?
Why do Republicans hate Uncle Sam so?
starve the beast
Needed Dale Peterson and his rifle to fire a warning shot over Uncle Sam’s head.
[re=611220]x111e7thst[/re]: Like these guys?
[re=611226]StanTheComedyMan![/re]: OT but that does remind me of a business idea I want to get funding for, if anybody here is interested. How would you like to get in on the ground floor of the soon to be booming (literally!) hand gun rental industry? Catering to those who can’t afford to buy but need some extra protection for a special occasion as their second amendment rights demand.
Ted Danson is really down on his luck if he’s got to play Uncle Sam in this crappy commercial. I blame it all on Whoopi.
[re=611249]Looy[/re]: there’s enough male orgasm on his face to prove the dallas cowboys stopped by …
Let them eat cake
[re=611218]mookworthjwilson[/re]: Obama took it away from a company that was in charge of doing it so boo Obama. Funny little thing, though, it actually saved the government some money and cut the deficit which is why the Republicans all voted against it.
[re=611263]Ducksworthy[/re]: I am on my way to the bank to make a substantial withdrawal. I could use the extra “protection.” Where are you located?
About time we had a new state to trash.
Disappointed, was hoping Uncle Sam would regale us with a phart.
They forgot to show the gorging aftermath of Uncle Sam’s huge dump clogging the toilet that represents the free market.
Man, it’s a sad day when people are demonizing Uncle Sam himself!
Really? Mocking America’s beloved national mascot? That seems like a good strategy to you, Mr. Bender?
Now Uncle Sam looks like a fat slobby teabagger…oooh the irony.
I’d pay real money to see the Will Farrell reply to this.
Heard his ad budget is completely depleted. In other words, this is The Last Aired Bender.
Where did Bender get this almost-convincing human disguise? And won’t he get in trouble with the other robots?
No, I get it: big government is bad. And, the drum and fife music in the background means Mike is a Tea Party man at heart. Does anyone really need more info than that?
Back when I was 15, I too could produce a load of Whooppee Juice like Uncle Fucknut has on his face. Today not so much, just enuf to cover a bumblebees balls.
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