• February 16, 2012

Journamalism In Our Time.A “beat sweetener” is when a reporter flatters a loathsome official, in hopes that the newsmaker’s press person will send news releases a few minutes before that same statement goes out to the entire media world — and that’s how a political journalist Wins the Morning. Today’s beat sweetener is about Congresslady Debbie Wasserman Schultz, “the first Jewish congresswoman from the Sunshine State” who “has already been on the Sunday political shows four times this year, most among female members in the House.”

The sweetener starts with an inoffensive thesis that has as little news value as possible. In this case, Bob Cusack and Jared Allen from The Hill pointlessly and publicly speculate that Wasserman-Schultz wants to be Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi when she grows up:

Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz considers Nancy Pelosi a mentor and role model and, in many ways, is following in the Speaker’s footsteps …. While it remains to be seen if the Florida Democrat will ever be calling the shots in the lower chamber, there is little doubt she could handle the job.

The softened-up subject is then ready to give a self-serving reach-arond:

Asked if she views Pelosi as a mentor, Wasserman Schultz said, “Oh, definitely. And a role model. We share the same agenda. We come from similar districts. And she blazed a trail that established a model for activism and a model for legislative leadership internally within the caucus that I felt like I wanted to mirror.

This maneuver makes it easy for the reporters to get quotes from a Really Important Person, which creates the false impression that the beat sweetener has news value, as the reach-around becomes a full-scale circle jerk:

Pelosi, in a statement to The Hill, said, “Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz came to Washington with an impressive résumé and quickly distinguished herself. She works exceptionally hard, is politically astute and savvy, and she thoroughly understands the intricacies of policy. As a working mother, she is helping to create the future she wants for her children, and indeed all Americans.”

It also helps if the affable subject is also adept at controlling her colleagues while remaining well regarded:

“The affable Wasserman Schultz is well-regarded by her colleagues, allowing her to toe the line of gaining power in the House without triggering jealousy.”

Close with an anecdote about the subject’s ability to transcend “Politics as Usual” (by helping a constituent’s sick child), publish the piece in some trade journal primarily read at the subject’s workplace, and that’s how you get press releases before the other hacks. [The Hill]

{ 34 comments }

x111e7thst July 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm

Her teeth frighten me.

harry palmer July 2, 2010 at 2:19 pm

Highly disappointing that the headline of this post is only metaphorical.

V572625694 July 2, 2010 at 2:24 pm

And all of Journalism-Land is clamoring for Debbie Wasserman-Schultz’s press releases. She’s so newsworthy!

It’s really a long con for a journalist planninb on waiting till this hack gets an important committee chairmanship. She’s in her third term, and is “chief assistant deputy whip” or some such bullshit on the Appropriations Committee. Appropriations is indeed the big honey-pot, but she’ll be in a long line a long time. No one leaves.

Jim89048 July 2, 2010 at 2:26 pm

SOMEbody forgot to play the cancer/sympathy card.

Native of SL UT July 2, 2010 at 2:29 pm

I’d hit that, with or without the syrup.

SayItWithWookies July 2, 2010 at 2:35 pm

If the Hill’s piece was too flattering, the Archie Bunker Squad in the comments more than make up for it. Saying you admire Nancy Pelosi is like telling those idiots you painted your lawn jockey white.

BarackMyWorld July 2, 2010 at 2:35 pm

[re=611117]Native of SL UT[/re]: I was going to say that.

Ken Layne July 2, 2010 at 2:35 pm

[re=611115]Jim89048[/re]: Oh they did. It’s in The Hill piece. THEY GOT IT ALL!

MOG July 2, 2010 at 2:37 pm

But does it pass the Wasserman test?

Jim89048 July 2, 2010 at 2:43 pm

[re=611123]Ken Layne[/re]: Indeed. My skimmer has a hole in it.

Neilist July 2, 2010 at 2:45 pm

“Debbie Wasserman-Shultz.”

Another Irish pol, right?

qaf July 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm

As a fundraiser for the DCCC, she’s about as effective as Michael Steele, ‘cept she keeps her mouth shut. She’s another of those faux liberals who love the bankers’ money:

“I’m a liberal Democrat and the easiest thing for me to do is to be in favor of reducing fees and going after banks, but I just don’t think that’s responsible,” Wasserman Schultz, 43, of Florida, said in an interview yesterday. “The consumer will get lost in the shuffle.”

Come here a minute July 2, 2010 at 2:55 pm

Too saccharine for me; I prefer a beat with aspartame.

Sweet Baby Cheeses July 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm

So, it’s perfect that “beat sweetener” starts with “BS”.

Snarkalicious July 2, 2010 at 3:07 pm

[re=611138]Neilist[/re]: Yep. All of that is Potato-speak for “Drunky Crypto-Kennedy”.

Extemporanus July 2, 2010 at 3:10 pm

[re=611108]harry palmer[/re]: Oh, but it’s not!

These [NSFW!] pics may not feature Little Debbie, but they do prove that beat sweeetening of loathsome politicians by shameless reporters is a real thing!

“So rich. So thick. And still just as sweet!”

Cornelius July 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Best comment after the story on the Hill’s website:

Bet her favorite toy as a kid was the easy bake-a-jew oven!BY Nancy on 07/02/2010 at 14:26

Geogre July 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Next stop: “Don’t report what the general says! That’s a sure way to not get invited back.”

Why are “access” and “investigation” antonyms in journalism? “We don’t have to investigate: we have ACCESS!”

J-school is almost as good as getting a college degree.

Capitol Hillbilly July 2, 2010 at 3:24 pm

I thought a beat sweetener was Astroglide?

MarieDeGournay July 2, 2010 at 3:25 pm

I prefer honey or powdered sugar.

Cmoney July 2, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Fletch, quit revealing the secrets of journalism or you’ll never get an invite to hack for a real blog.

GOPCrusher July 2, 2010 at 4:06 pm

“Deb is a left-wing bomb thrower.”

I think we need more of them. Maybe then the Republiklans would know their role.

Beowoof July 2, 2010 at 4:20 pm

[re=611122]BarackMyWorld[/re]: I would toss her salad, with strawberry jam.

Oblios Cap July 2, 2010 at 4:40 pm

You hooked me with the headline, but no video gives me a sad.

I bet she’s a screamer.

Aurelio July 2, 2010 at 4:46 pm

[re=611104]x111e7thst[/re]: It’s her hair that bothers me. It looks like a shag rug slathered in Brylcreem.

Aurelio July 2, 2010 at 4:48 pm

[re=611117]Native of SL UT[/re]: [re=611122]BarackMyWorld[/re]: You guys must have had your taste buds shot off in the war.

Oblios Cap July 2, 2010 at 5:08 pm

I thought a “beat softener” was when a fat chick appeared in the porno video.

Army of None July 2, 2010 at 6:06 pm

There’s something about the way that her lips, tongue and teeth all interact. Sometimes it sounds as if she’s slurring her words, as a result.

Zorg July 2, 2010 at 6:30 pm

Debbie does Washington, requiring everyone to go and get a Wasserman Schultz Test. There, I’ve covered all the obvious Wonkette references. Plus, I suppose, I should add “I’d hit that!”

assistant/atlas July 2, 2010 at 8:03 pm

[re=611108]harry palmer[/re]: Not if you’ve seen Debbie Wasserman-Shultz.

Enslave the Whales July 2, 2010 at 9:50 pm

“Fletch” — While this was interesting, I’m not sure that analyses of dickwad suedo-journalalalism technique brings out the best from the Wonkettariat.

XOhioan July 3, 2010 at 12:16 pm

Hehe “Recognizing the Congressional Women’s Softball Game”
Metaphor mashup.

nelore July 4, 2010 at 9:57 am

Fix the teeth Debbie…braces for God’s sake.
get rid of the 80′s hair.Don’t want to look like some hootchie mama but damn…

Surfeit O'Hubris July 4, 2010 at 8:16 pm

[re=611346]Zorg[/re]: No trucknutz?

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