This photo is currently on the front page of important Washington political pamphlet The Politico! We didn’t click through to the actual story because we fear the tale of how Biden is a sexy cheerleader in public and harsh dominatrix during “private time” would be Not Safe For Work (we work in our filthy home office, but it might frighten the cat). [Read The Story If You Dare]
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“He who smelt it, dealt it!”
Gimmee an O!
Those are not pillows!
You could fit the whole thing in if it wasn’t such a fucking big deal.
But he’s not “off the leash”. So Joe isn’t housebroken yet?
He also calls himself “the skunk at the family picnic” — so he’s not the puppetmaster that Cheney was, but kinda presents an alternate voice on policy issues. It’s like he’s trying to destroy the traditional role of vice president as the glowering sadist in the bushes who gets his friends no-bid contracts like the Constitution intended.
[re=610838]Oblios Cap[/re]:
It must suck having to sit around waiting to be smacked with a rolled up newspaper all the time. Poor Joe.
*Sigh..poor Joe, he’s begged Obamar not to put elitist, socialist, gasp! French! Grey Poupon on his chee’burgers. To no avail. No good will come of that.
The invisible hand of the free market is fine, but Joe Biden’s hand is all gnarled and calloused and covered with liver spots. I don’t want that hand up in my business.
This is just cruel.
Everyone knows that our vp just suffered the loss of his hand in that custard-dispensing accident. Soft serve cones are the coal mines of the dairy industry.
He’s our very own Bulworth. Anyone notice he’s not being ridiculed for the outspokenness thingy lately? They are starting to call him “outspoken,” instead of “gaffe-prone.” Thats progress.
HAHAHAHA after 8 years of Darth Cheney, they’re trying to spin Joe Biden as some evil mastermind Grima Wormtongue?
Biden. “Bite me!”
Get it? Huh? “Bite me!” Get it?
Comedy GOLD!
It has been at least two years since the latest most-powerful-vice-president-in-history story. They even said it about Walter Mondale. Cheney kinda killed the genre for a few hundred years, though.
[re=610879]edgydrifter[/re]: How close have you gotten to Joe?
I don’t know about gnarled or about the liver spots,
but this guy became a lawyer 40 years ago, and a senator shortly thereafter.
I can ASSURE you that his hands are not calloused, except perhaps on the pads of his thumb, index, and middle fingers, which are commonly employed to silently make the “money” signal.
“Great, I leave, and they all start to party.” – Larry Craig
If it is in Politico it must be true (trying hard not to laugh).
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