Evil Senate Refuses To Let C-SPAN Stick Camera In Robert Byrd's Dead Face
 People from the Radio-Television Correspondents Association have sent a "formal complaint" to Senate Rules Committee Chairman Chuck Schumer because the Senate has denied C-SPAN the permission to provide round-the-clock coverage of people looking at Robert Byrd's wrinkly old corpse as it lies in state in the Senate Chamber. It is implied that Byrd's family doesn't want cameras there. Come on Senate, can you please just let C-SPAN point a camera at Robert Byrd's dead body for hours on end? The alternative is them airing the Elena Kagan hearings. WHICH ONE IS MORE ENTERTAINING? [Erika Lovely ]