The video after the jump is from yesterday, but, eh, nobody here was live-blogging it, so you chumps probably haven’t heard about it, so we could tell you it was from today and you’d never know! Anyway, watch an exquisitely bored Lindsey Graham ask Elena Kagan “where [she] was at on Christmas Day,” then watch her stutter her way through the beginning of some answer about whether or not people attempting to blow up their underwear over American soil should be sent straight to Gitmo or slapped around a little first, but then it turns out Lindsey just wants to know what her actual physical location last Christmas was. The answer may surprise you, if you think Jews worship Jesus!
OBVIOUSLY Kagan was at a Chinese restaurant, enjoying sweet and sour pork, as is the tradition of her people. The banter between the various goyish Senators about how Chuck Schumer explained the kooky urban Jews and the traditions they have for the anniversary of their first attempt to kill Christ are particularly amusing/skin-crawl-inducing. When another sinister terrorist attempts to attack America next Christmas, will Kagan be too full of steamed pork buns to sign off on the suspension of habeas corpus necessary to defeat our enemies? (Thanks to secret tipster “your morning editor’s wife, with whom he ate Chinese food last Christmas before blowing up his underwear for Jewish Allah” for alerting us to the existence of this exchange!)
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I DID TOO know about this, Josh, because it was on NPR (communist radio) this morning.
This should explain things to Graham:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1373/saturday-night-live-christmas-for-the-jews-song
Weeping Eagle, Weeping Eagle, Lindsay Graham for the Hermann Goering award for gratuitous anti-semitism.
Graham just tried to fingerbang her … WITH HIS MIND!
Where was I on Christmas day? I was nursing a hangover form the night before.
Miss Lindsey, asking the penetrating questions.
Just because these crackah-ass crackers are racists who hate the Negro doesn’t mean they’re automatically anti-Semitic too. But it’s a pretty safe bet.
This is just insanely nasty evil shitbaggery, you see, they are playing “lets make the jew lesbian squirm by asking her which dudes she thinks are hot and what church she went to on christmas.” Its not even a dogwhistle, to their constituent pigfucking racist fucktards. “Where were you baptized?” “Does your husband approve of you working outside the home?” “Do you plan to have children?” If I asked a job applicant these kind of questions, I would be sued for discrimination. Seriously. Someone should point that out, Graham is asking a job applicant the kind of questions that are actionable in the real world.
Poor Lindsay Graham, forced to ask thinly veiled “why don’t you love Jesus” questions to appease the home staters who think he’s a old lesbian woman who loves global warmin’ and Mexican’ts.
What the fuck do this have to do with fucking anything? Gah!
Hey Lindsay Graham Cracker, you have a girl name. Plus named after 1/3 of a smore recipe. Are you marshmallow on the inside? nyah, nyaa. And, in case you were wondering, your question sounds like something HITLER would do. Oh wait … that actually is what Hitler did.
All Jews eat at Chinese restaurants at Christmas. Everyone knows that.
What they DON’T know is they eat there on Yom Kippur, too.
make it stop
Christmas Day? I believe I saw three ships.
Ack, just put this on the other thread. My suggested comeback:
“With your wife, asshole.”
Or
“Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re running out of YOU…”
[re=609342]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: You mean Nancy Pelosi Radio, don’t you?
Derisive laughter followed by a serious face. Definitely means she was thinking, “who is this dick, anyway, and why do I have to talk to him?”
[re=609348]Prommie[/re]: Word. What the fuck is up with that *question*? Where were you, Jewish lady, at the celebration of our Lord’s birth The fuck? [re=609360]V572625694[/re]: Yeah, probably. Look back at who the Klan originally persecuted and that’s pretty much the group you can lump together. That includes you too, Papists. (You’re being used…)
[re=609366]Prommie[/re]: Yep. They’ve got to be more obvious b/c the stupid fucking teabaggers decided to take a break from their reality talk shows and watch for 2 minutes. This is turning into a fucking KKK circle jerk w/ Chuck Schumer explaining Jews to people which you *know* he doesn’t fucking feel like doing/isn’t used to.
My prison wife was twice the man that little bitch Graham will ever be. Make that three times.
I just cringed a thousand cringes.
Hanukkah was 12/1-9…does the distinguished Senator from the great state of the Closet think that Hanukkah just always happens to be on Xmas???
[re=609349]facehead[/re]: irony
[re=609342]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I DID TOO know about this, Josh, because it was on NPR (Jewish
communistradio) this morning.Fixed.
So very creepy… Graham makes the obvious cracker mistake of assuming that Hanukkah is the Jewish word for Christmas, thus his awful “That’s what Hanukkah is all about” statement. Hanukkah ended on Dec. 19th last year. Where she was on Christmas has zippo to do with how she celebrates or doesn’t celebrate Hanukkah.
Personally I was at a Chinese restaurant on Christmas as well, though I’m neither Jewish, nor Christian. Not even Chinese! But saying that would blow Graham’s tiny little mind so much that I could never be confirmed for the Supreme Court. Also not a lawyer, so there’s that, too.
[re=609349]facehead[/re]:
I believe Lindsey finds ladyparts “icky”. He might have been slipping her the stinkfinger, though.
When I was a wee Jewish lad, my family would all gather at some relative or another’s house, cook a meal, and have a nice family dinner. It was basically like all the goyim on Christmas, only without the gifts, church, praying to Jesus, and whatnot. In other words, even us communist Jews sometimes like to be with our families on Christmas, just like all the Jesus-loving real ‘Muricans. So suck it, nancy boy.
Hey, Lindsey, next time you’re in a Chinese Restaurant, try the Sum Yung Gai.
This joke just made me fall in love with Elena Kagan. Nice Jewish girl from the Upper West Side. Wasn’t not to like? You should be so lucky!
[re=609411]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Oops, my bad:
AnnieGetYourFun: I DID TOO know about this, Josh, because it was on NPR (Jewish-Communist
Jewishcommunistradio) this morning.And, think about it, what sort of plans are the Jews and the Chi-Coms coming up with while all real Americans are busy worshiping Walmart on December 25th?
So the family in “The Christmas Story” was Jewish? Who knew?
Were there any werewolves there with menus in their hands?
[re=609472]BarackMyWorld[/re]: Ask Amy Klobuchar…or Lon Chaney Jr…
You can tell that Graham thinks “Hannukah” is just the Jewish word for Christmas (in the same way that Dan Quayle probably thought “amigo” was the Latin word for “friend”). It’s a good thing Kagan isn’t African-American, as he probably would have gone searching for the word for Black Christmas and come up with “Juneteenth.”
[re=609414]sezme[/re]: Ack. My apologies. You already pointed that out.
JFC… what is with these morans? Why don’t they just ask her for her cup size? Or where she gets her hair “styled?” Or whether she buys shoes at the DSW. Or does she eat at Hardees every Wednesday night and order pizza every Friday like a real Merkin.
I wasn’t able to play the video, but did they switch from Xmas to Easter sometime in their chat? I’m pretty sure that second one is the time the Jews murdered Our Lord, Mr. “I Was On Jeopardy” Fruhlinger.
[re=609516]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: OK, technically the was “Good Friday.” (“Good” Friday? I always thought that’s a helluva name for teh day they torture and murder your favorite savior.)
[re=609356]WhatTheHeck[/re]: With bourbon? ‘Cause that’s what I was using.
[re=609445]sigerson[/re]: Mom? Is that you?
[re=609349]facehead[/re]: Was she dressed as a boy scout?
[re=609388]WindbagCity[/re]: To be accurate, “With your sister, asshole … I hit her like a softball pitch.”
I can’t imagine sitting through that with a straight face either. I wish she would have said, “Sen. Graham, you are idiot and an embarrassment to the American people.”
Ms Kagan, where were you when the Christian babies were murdered to make Passover matzos?
[re=609469]Oblios Cap[/re]: Right down to the ham!
[re=609516]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Note the “first attempt.” Little bastard got away from King Herod, but then we bided our time.
Graham obviously tried to trap her into admitting she (like all Jews) feast on the blood on Christian babies at Christmas. WRONG!
That’s at Easter.
they wanted to do right by their base , so they pointed out that she’s a jew , as goebbels depicted them and “might as well be a lesbian as far as they are concerned “( their version ). These hearing are as vacuous as the alioto and roberts hearings were, but with less lying by the nominee .and but but double but the lesbo and jew things – that had to be put out there . mandatory . to let us know how corrupt the scrotus will become , unlike it is now
Okay if anybody ever again asks why I 1) treat the south with the sort of patent civility reserved for a glue sniffing twelve year old and 2) why I remain in NYC, shit economy notwithstanding, I’ll just show them this bad boy.
[re=609734]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: I have never been so well rewarded for going back and checking the comments on posts I missed. Bless your doomed heart.
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