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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  1. user-of-owls

    Geez, Ken, I feel bad Nearly 12 hours after the post and not a single Udall has commented. I’d change my name, but I don’t think I’m in the right state.

  2. ifthethunderdontgetya"

    You’d all be sorry if Finkorina should get the new Cali CEO spot!

    (Hopefully subjunctive, maybe)

  3. user-of-owls

    [re=608177]user-of-owls[/re]: Um, yeah, ok. When I made that comment, this post was way down among the morning batch and I could swear that the time stamp was 11:41 AM.

    So, either I’m dipping my toes into Lake Dementia or Ken, the Udalls and the Federal Reserve are plotting against me.

  4. Tommmcatt

    Late night on the ‘tubes,
    Returns the post, strange phantom,
    Shit-faced, I surf porn.

  5. mumblyjoe

    [re=608200]user-of-owls[/re]: In your defense, now it looks like you commented on this post, from the past. o.O

    Today, we are all going insane. Or possibly time-travellers. Or both.

  6. slappypaddy

    baffling and inadequately baffled, there shall be no quarter given to the roots of the grasses.

  7. dijetlo

    Has anybody else noticed that the clan of Udalli has apparently taken over a large swath of the western United States like some later day, redneck Habsberg dynasty?

  8. JackDempsey

    Horticulturally speaking, the Udalls look more like woody vines, rather than grasses, to me.
    But I defer to Senator Boxer’s extensive botanical experience.

  9. weejee

    [re=608218]gurukalehuru[/re]: One of our key supporters of Mo’s ’76 Prez campaign in Illinois used to sing that tune.

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  11. AnnieGetYourFun

    THAT’S Barbara Boxer? I always thought she was an old lady with a black wig. Who was I thinking of?

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