A New Hope: Ayn Rand in the 21st Century

by Benjamin Frisch


Unlike Robert Byrd, Ayn Rand will never die. If you’ve missed any of our previous episodes, you can catch parts one and two and three before subjecting yourself to this, Part IV.

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Katydid June 28, 2010 at 11:27 am

Oh, poor Benjamin Frisch. It just occurred to me that you had to read Rand’s bullshit in order to produce this wonderful series. Brain bleach is on sale at the Stop and Shop, sweetie. I suggest you go get some.

FMA June 28, 2010 at 11:36 am

[re=607562]Katydid[/re]: Either that or Colon Blow to clear the shit out.

sharkbait June 28, 2010 at 11:40 am

Ayn Rand has man-hands.

Snarkalicious June 28, 2010 at 11:41 am

Disdain for the common man, racism, Reagan worship, appreciation for the squalor of the homeless…ooohh, I just can’t wait for her to set Pat Buchanan on fire post coitus when he says something nice about Jesus.

missly12 June 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

Black and white, we are all the same!

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Dashboard_Buddha June 28, 2010 at 11:48 am

The artist captured Rand’s inner and outer ugliness very well.

x111e7thst June 28, 2010 at 11:49 am

[re=607577]missly12[/re]: For once you are almost pertinent. Die anyway scum!

Snarkalicious June 28, 2010 at 11:50 am

[re=607577]missly12[/re]: I’m stunned. This actually fits.

Elizabeth Dixon June 28, 2010 at 11:55 am

[re=607577]missly12[/re]: Black and white . . . we are all the same . . . Ayn and Obama . . . WE’RE ALL THE SAME.

thank you, missly12, for opening my eyes.

Come here a minute June 28, 2010 at 11:59 am

Needs moar vomit.

freakishlystrong June 28, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Is there a word, Wonkett Scholars, for being horrified, dismayed and laughing hysterically all at the same time?

slappypaddy June 28, 2010 at 12:05 pm

give the homeless handguns, let ‘em fend. ain’t that the american way?

what’s wrong with this country anymore?!!!1?

CrunchyKnee June 28, 2010 at 12:06 pm

[re=607577]missly12[/re]: I may try? Wow. Too bad I’m not a sexy single of any specific race. Go die.

JMP June 28, 2010 at 12:17 pm

[re=607577]missly12[/re]: You’re in the wrong thread; try one of the ones dealing with Robert Byrd’s death.

facehead June 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm

[re=607577]missly12[/re]: TONY THE TIGER!

Heywood Jablome June 28, 2010 at 12:56 pm

[re=607569]FMA[/re]: Or Recto-Puffs

sezme June 28, 2010 at 12:57 pm

Beautiful drawing as always with one caveat, which if you’d lived through the 80s you would know instinctively: Reagan’s hair must always be drawn jet-black. This was his Defining Characteristic.

Tommmcatt June 28, 2010 at 1:21 pm


God yes, it was like an obsidian sculpture, remember?

Snarkalicious June 28, 2010 at 1:24 pm

[re=607670]sezme[/re]: Yeah, thatn guy looks kinda like Reagan ghey-had a baby with Jerry Stiller.

GOPCrusher June 28, 2010 at 1:59 pm

And, sadly enough, there are people that honestly believe that the homeless are homeless by choice.

Aurelio June 28, 2010 at 2:48 pm

The artist captured Rand’s inner and outer ugliness very well.

I think she looks like Alan Greenspan with a wig.

Al Keiderman June 28, 2010 at 3:18 pm

Aynie get your guyn!

Neilist June 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm

[re=607597]freakishlystrong[/re]: “horrified, dismayed and laughing hysterically all at the same time”?


CthuNHu June 28, 2010 at 4:28 pm

[re=607641]facehead[/re]: Tony the Tiger… Tony. Now, that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time. A long time.

Lets Go Vertigo June 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm


Ends with Ayn Rand hanging precariously from the ledge of a building, begging Mr. A for help.

(End Spoilers)

zhubajie June 28, 2010 at 6:41 pm

When does she meet the tentacles?

zhubajie June 28, 2010 at 6:59 pm

So are you a fan of Dali, Frisch? Rand on the cot looks too much like Dali’s crucifixion?

rmjag June 28, 2010 at 7:22 pm

[re=607581]Dashboard_Buddha[/re]: yet in some odd way , she is not “unpretty” .

tribbzthesquidz June 28, 2010 at 9:15 pm

[re=607597]freakishlystrong[/re]: Grotesqued?

Benjamin Frisch June 29, 2010 at 5:44 pm

[re=608086]zhubajie[/re]: I’m not a Dali-fan per se, though I do love me a good crucifixion scene.

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