Here’s the latest wacky photoshop going around the wingnut blogs: It’s the Oval Office, but full of hilarious socialist iconography and some old-fashioned racist fun. Can you identify the hundred things added to this image to amuse jobless old white people on their ‘puters? And how many of these things would the confused elderly teabaggers even get? Is this even Political at all, or is it just some dumb 4chan or TF ‘shop, for lulz? WE WILL TELL YOU WE MADE A KEY.
Can you identify all these retarded things? No? Well then, you’ve clearly spent too much of this Century doing work or “raising your kids” or whatever, instead of following “memes” on Animated-GIF message boards loosely related to some video game or sports team.
1. Lenin lampshade.
2. Taking down the Washington Monument.
3. Vintage USSR flag.
4. Gay rainbow flag.
5. Statue of Liberty crying in shame.
6. George W. Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” banner, because why not?
7. Trio of Portraits: Ugly face ‘shopped on Michelle Obama, Stalin, Mao.
8. Elmo and Barney dolls.
9. Thompson gun, Malibu Barbie convertible.
10. Nicely stocked bar.
11. Smiling black man carrying bucket of Heineken through Katrina floodwaters; the famous “black person looting” photo.
12. Lava lamp, tribal doll.
13. Mug of draught beer.
14. Midget Jimmy Carter coming up through hole in floor.
15. Obama with a hollow head holding a tiny George Soros homunculus.
16. Al Franken in diaper holding teddy bear.
18. Bozo the Clown jack in the box.
19. Barney Frank lisping.
20. Katie Couric sexytime wedding dance.
21. Desk gargoyle.
22. Ghost/angel of Ted Kennedy.
23. Bowl of money to eat.
24. Terrifying war dwarf.
25. Novelty “ladies legs” lamp, golf trophy, Oscar trophy.
26. Somebody (Bloomberg?) in an Elmo/Sailor costume.