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PUT UP A HEADLINE, PUT UP A HEADLINEJUDGE BLOCK DEE-WATER DRILLING MORATIORIUM, say the Associated Presses, all grammatical-like. That’s right! Rand Paul 1, Statists 0. U.S. District Judge Martin Feldman in New Orleans decided New Orleans has not had enough trouble. “What we need, folks, is more oil spills up in here,” he probably said, though who knows because BREAKING NEWS. So if you want to drill for stuff, don’t listen to the Interior Department or the President, listen to this judge in Louisiana. Just maybe try to be careful when you’re drilling. There’s a lot of oil about, so it’s kind of hard to see what you’re doing in there. [AP]

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