Sarah Palin Begs Allah To Plug the Danged Hole

Noted oil-industry shill Sarah Palin is so darned upset about that oil spill down in Mexico's Gulf of New Orleans, she's ready to beg for mercy at the feet of the Biggest Government of All. Why won't Sarah Palin use her real-'murican can-do spirit to plug the danged hole instead of leaning on God, who at best is an indifferent deity and at worst (for her)actually died of shame the day Sarah Palin was born.[ Twitter via Wonkette operative "Carol S."]