Wonkette operative “Randy C.” sends this tragic photograph from the Fremont Solstice Parade in Seattle yesterday. What’s a lonesome teabagger to do when the hippies are all riding their bicycles around and worshiping the Sun like common Soviet-pagan homosexuals? Warn them of the impending Soviet States of America, that’s what! And, uhh, wear a construction helmet and a safety vest. Hippies hardly watch where they’re going on those anti-carbon bicycles! (They are just thinking about the marijuana they’ll soon be smoking to build up an appetite for the vegan sperm cookies.)
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You’re posting a pic of the Fremont Soltice Parade, and this is what you go with? Three words: Nudes on bikes.
There is something about that narrow cross-legged stance which suggests this fucktard would happily accept a sperm cookie if only one were on offer.
mmm… vegan sperm cookies.
My original comment: Standing athwart the flow of hippies shouting ‘NOPE!’.
Vegan sperm cookies are too dry. They should pelt that Teahadi with baked goods made the ol’ fashioned way – with Pennsylvania Dutch pecker snot and extra-dark grundle chunks.
Why are the Poopbaggers sniffing the Hippy bike seats?
This may be off-topic, but I’m throwing it out anyway.
Newt Gringrich, That Human Puss-Ball, was just interviewed on NPR to the effect that the House might go Republican.
As a registered member of the GOP, I hereby formally declare that, if the electorate puts the Republicans back in control of the House, This Nation Is, In Fact, Too Stupid To Survive.
Neilist
Director General of Visgoth Visitation Bureau
End Of The American Experiment Division
Historyland, The World
[re=602672]predilectrix[/re]: Absolutely!!! The Republic of Fremont is famous for their statue of Lenin, their troll (scroll down on next linky), and nudes on bikes.
“We” The People?
One of the Four Vuvuzuelas of the Apocalypse
[re=602683]Neilist[/re]: Maybe it’s all part of Obama’s plan – get re-elected on a wave of anti-Republicanism, after they screw the pooch once again with the country. In the meantime: buy canned goods.
I the person! I the person!
He took the Greyhound all the way from Spokane for THIS? File under: Bad Decisions Made on a Meth Binge.
[re=602691]iwillsavethispatient[/re]: “In the meantime: buy canned goods.”
And firearms and ammunition. If you have those, you don’t need to “buy canned goods” – If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do . . . .
Like, sperm is not vegan. Seriously. So vegans can’t, you know, do certain things that involve consuming animal products. Like ever. Now I have to go since my computer is almost out of power because it runs on banana peels and baby farts.
[re=602694]Neilist[/re]: and GOLD, so sayeth the Lord your God, Glenn Bleck.
John Lennon was a Teabagger. Not like there is anything wrong with that.
[re=602683]Neilist[/re]: An even bigger worry is the impending election of Sarah Palin president of the USA. I can see this happening, like a train wreck you can’t stop – or an quadrennial migration of lemmings off a cliff.
I agree though, that an armed society is a polite society.
[re=602684]weejee[/re]: Holy Muslim Jeebus. Well, after those pics, I think the teatard wouldn’t even make the ranks of clowns. Now if he were a nude cyclist … no, too horrible to contemplate. But, let’s just say he wouldn’t make much of an impression. Especially with enough marijuana and vegan sperm cookies.
Man oh man, these people go to so much trouble to say, “I really hate dose black folks and I’m scared shitless they wil treat us like we treated them.” –what with their flags, and slogans, and posters, and costumes. It’s too late. Sooner or later some brown lady will be telling this turd what to do–and she’ll be nice about it. Ironic, huh?
In soviet Amerika, Obama change you!
Now even the Village People are turning against Obama?
[re=602695]Hopey dont play that game[/re]: Not even if said “animal” is consenting, nay demanding, to be thusly “exploited”?
[re=602706]qwerty42[/re]: We do celebrate Father’s Day weekend in a special way here in C’Addle. Just sayin’. Even my conservtard GoPeer Papa, rest his soul, woulda’ smiled at our beloved Freemont Solstice parade. I certainly took all my kids to it when they were growing up.
My hippie vegan ex-boyfriend, who lived in Fremont, rode a bike, smoked pot and was an occasional nudist (you know who you are, Mr. NPR!!) wanted me to stop eating meat becuase it he thought it made me taste “funny”.
Really, what is that guy wearing? It looks like he’s on his lunch break from the power plant, and if so fine, everyone has a constitutional right to have assholey opinions on their own time. Or maybe he is a member of the Village People, as suggested above. Or maybe he’s wearing a hard hat and a hi-vis vest because he thinks a stoned naked hippie on a bike is going to be mean to him, er, that is, threaten his values and way of life not to mention the Foundations of This Great Nation. (Altho I notice that he’s the one who’s desecrated The Flag w/ a hammer & sickle, amiright?)
Stoned teabagger says wat?
Well, at least the dude is not over 300 lbs & draped in some tacky Garth Brooks-ish flag shirt. In Seattle, even the TeaBaggers are in shape.
[re=602725]Flanders[/re]: Asparagus will make you taste funny too…, so there.., move on. There are plenty of FISH in the sea.
he can’t seriously think he’s going to convince anyone.
interesting form of transvestitism, though. i don’t think i’ve seen that particular style of drag. usually there are boas and wigs and makeup and gowns, stuff like that, and not so much misguided (and colorful!) faux machismo.
He stole his daughters Obama poster on Fathers Day.
or was it just a ‘loan’?
[re=602745]Radiotherapy[/re]: There were “plenty of FISH in the sea.” Were. Then BP showed up…
[re=602753]ThePuckStopsHere[/re]: You’re right. That is just shad.
Happy Summer Solstice, Everyone! So where’s the virgin sacrifice?
Dammit — I spent the day getting stoned and drunk and didn’t realize it was the solstice. Can we have a do-over?
[re=602754]Radiotherapy[/re]: Your such a cod.
[re=602758]SayItWithWookies[/re]: The bongist day?
No comments on the leggings of the biker standing next to the teabagger?
[re=602758]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s today, Monday, isn’t it? YOU GOT YOUR DO-OVER.
[re=602683]Neilist[/re]: Found a new party, called the balanced budget, anti-racist, anti-religious-fanatic, anti-robber-baron party. I might vote for it. But then, I might write in Long Dong Silver for President again.
[re=602763]Ken Layne[/re]: Holy crap — if I had known I had the power to bend spacetime I would’ve asked for naked biker chicks. Dammit, it’s not working anymore.
look at this guy. he obviously came to his one-man teabag jam straight from the construction zone. his casual posture screams: “nobamar is destroying u.s. america’s constitution of rights… don’t tread on… whatever… eh, fuck it”.
[re=602763]Ken Layne[/re]: Have you ever been to the Fremont Solstice Parade?
On another thread – Arizona is burning. Does this mean Jeebus is an illegal?
[re=602694]Neilist[/re]: Learn how to raise and store your own potatoes and onions, and you won’t need canned crap. Learn to make friends with your neighbors, and you probably wont’ need the guns.
[re=602693]drrty martini[/re]: Maybe this says something about how boring Spokane is?
Isn’t vandalizing a US flag like that a federal crime? Isn’t this guy in danger of being assassinated (or maybe just assinated) for blasphemy or l’ese majeste’ or something like that?
Quite the ensemble to put together just to watch the naked hippies up close. Dude, get yourself some opera glasses, a barcalounge, kleenex and sit across the street like the rest of your “buds”. (You know you want to…)
[re=602767]obfuscator[/re]: “Nope” sign= kazoo, “Obamar is a communist” sign=knee cymbals, and Constitution reference=ukulele . And the teabagger movement in general=sad trombone.
[re=602777]El Pinche[/re]: sad trombone is my current ringtone. i don’t know what that says about me.
this is my other ringtone:
http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/blogs/phlog/OBAMA_BLAM.mp3
Hey, a ferriner won the U.S. Open today! And a goddam FROG came in second)!!1! What are we going to dew? Oh, well, maybe they paid him in Ameros and he won’t notice.
I wanted to go to that thing yesterday but silly me expecting to find parking within walking distance of Fremont during the fair haha!
Don’t knock the vegan sperm cookies till you try them. They are made with only the sperm of Seattle’s best vegans, raised in a free range environment, where they are allowed to run free until they are harvested by unionized workers in compliance with fair trade agreements in a pain- and cruelty-free manner that is sustainable, organic, and pesticide-free,
Ooooh, the AP is so going to sue that guy!
Looking at his apparel, I’d say he’s just off work on a road crew only made possible by the stimulus package.
[re=602806]Dolmance[/re]: I gotcher “stimulus package” for ya, right here!
Sorry.
[re=602806]Dolmance[/re]: The unseen side of the sign has a photo of Sarah Palin and says “Yep.”
[re=602766]SayItWithWookies[/re]: This is what you miss when you don’t come to Seattle.
That, and a giant bus painted rainbow colors, covered with many, many words that communicate the idea that the Pope is the anti-Christ.
That outfit will go over WELL in the “Capital Hill” area of Seattle!
if you know what I mean
boom
Seriously, going from the Seattle Capitol Hill to the DC Capitol Hill was SUCH a disappointment. They call that a hill?
[re=603147]bago[/re]: same amount of teh gay in each.
[re=602725]Flanders[/re]: You dated The Uptight Seattlite? (cf. Seattle Weekly)
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