D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty was already having enough trouble in his re-election campaign against Council Chairman Vincent Gray before mysterious flyers and ads in the Washington City Paper started appearing depicting Fenty in a diaper on a rocking horse and bearing the title “SLAP THIS BRAT.” The diaper fetishist constituency is sick of your BROKEN PROMISES, Adrian Fenty, and wants you IN A DIAPER, BEING SLAPPED, SO WE CAN ALL JERK OFF TO IT, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
According to the Post, the flyers may break city election law as they do not bear any information about who funded or distributed the signs, which are also appearing on telephone poles, though calling for some guy to wear a diaper and get slapped is not necessarily a political campaign.
Gray’s campaign has denied any involvement, and they’re probably telling the truth, as Gray seems to have more of a fetish for looking like a sex offender than a baby. But Gray is certainly enjoying the challenger’s advantage of not having the voting public angry at him because he has never appeared in a diaper.
Perhaps, though, this is not the work of fetishists. Perhaps this is viral marketing signaling a new contender is about to enter the race, a contender who is an actual baby. TRIG 2010! [D.C. Wire]
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Pix or GTFO
Won’t DC be shocked when they greet their new mayor, Alvin Greene.
Holy Christ he’s hawt.
Jack, how did you write this post without using the word “Vitter”?
All politics is loco.
This reeks of the dastardly diaperman David Vitter. But what would he be doing dragging his stinky carpet bag all the way up to… DC, oh right.
In a related story, I would like to sex him long time. (Vitter-like fetishes not withstanding.)
Between Adrian, Cory Booker (Newark) and Gavin Newsome (San Francisco), we’re well on our way to a sexy calendar. Yes, Your Honor!
[re=602155]taylormattd[/re]: i’d hit it
Wait … is he running against David Vitter?
I have thought long and hard about slapping Fenty many times (and am right now, in fact).
[re=602167]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Don’t forget Scott Kleeb. Yummie.
http://images2.dailykos.com/images/user/6685/kleeb_field.jpg
[re=602155]taylormattd[/re]:
Meh, politics hawt, maybe. Which is around the same quality as nerd hawt. Come to think of it, IS nerd hawt, exactly.
Harold Ford is much, much hawtter.
Can we call him Huggie Bear?
[re=602167]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: Hmmm. This means I’ll have to vote for Fenty. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Gray isn’t exactly Mr. July material.
DRAFT LEVI JOHNSTON!
[re=602187]Cicada[/re]: AAHH! I scared myself clicking on your link! That’s one un-sexy dude.
Okay, I feel better seeing that I’m not the only shallow, superficial person who thinks Adrian is hot.
[re=602185]Tommmcatt[/re]: No, Harold Ford is not hot. A douche/carpet bagger? Yes. Hot? Not so much.
[re=602167]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: [re=602181]taylormattd[/re]: And, hello! Pittsburgh!
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/09/08/us/09mayor190.4.jpg
[re=602185]Tommmcatt[/re]: But with Harold Ford it would surely have to be a hate fuck.
[re=602181]taylormattd[/re]: Kleeb is very yummy. But he is reportedly a raging homophobe, which kills all the fantasies, unless we can tie him up and slap him around.
I would also warn him that should he in response stick out his tongue, his face will stay that way, and I will sit on it, for always.
[re=602248]rastignac[/re]: I’m up for that.
I’d say it was the LaRouche crowd but without a Hitler moustache it’s hard to be certain.
Eh, he’s no Marion Berry.
Jack’s reading is the only logical one, because the proper political anthem is:
“Beat on the brat/ Beat on the brat/ Beat on the brat/ with a baseball bat.”
After all, what can you do? What can you do?
But was anybody put out in Denver?
[re=602164]harry palmer[/re]:”All politics is loco.” You, sir, are a genius.
I have a picture of him taking it hard from Derek Jeter.
I am no more than 45% gay and I can confirm that Adrian Fenty is pretty hot out amongst genpop slobs. In DC politics context, he is Adonis.
Reminds me of why I am a switch hitter.
Okay, one of you individuals squat-fucking this guy’s face, could you check the back of his head for a big old barcode during a break in the festivities? (And try to wipe off the Man-tan and see if he’s an albino under all that cafe au lait, while you’re there.) Cause if he has one, I wanna know the name of his tailor.
My funeral suit cost a couple of ducats and I’m a fine figure of a man, but no matter what I do, stashing a pair of silenced Kimber Custom II’s in cross-draw position just RUINS the line of the jacket. Throw in a couple more large-frame autos, a few hand cannons, a remote-detonated mine, and an MP5A4, and I look like a sack of potatoes in cufflinks. What is his secret?? Come on, lend a queer eye for the straight guy, here!
“What is his secret??” He stows’em in a briefcase?
[re=602585]zhubajie[/re]: One weapon, sure, like a bread knife, or a .38 Special, or a VP70, or an SVD. Anyone can throw a Deagle over an electrified fence. I wanna know how he tucks everything away just so. I’d never have to stow my luggage in the overhead compartment again, if only I knew the trick. What, you think I give a crap about stashing firearms? I want to know The Way of packing light!
If Mayor Fenty were a great politician (I can dream), he would jump all over this idea and do one of those sit on a board over a large tank of water, while wearing only a diaper, or a Speedo, and offer people a chance to dunk him by hitting the target that releases the board. The DC women would pay $50 a pop all day long for this gig! The line for the gays would be even longer. He’d be guaranteed life tenure-until his tits & butt sag!
He’s considered a “brat” by Marion Barry and his old cronies because he’s one-third their age and doesn’t do what they want.
OK, back to the regularly scheduled program.
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