Brown-bashing governatrix Jan Brewer is SO MAD at Hillary Clinton that she could just vomit letter K’s, in triplets. Earlier this month, Ol’ Hillz went and told some Ecuadorian browns that the Justice Department — FEDS, from THE BELTWAY — will be suing Arizona over its popular new immigration law without informing Arizona (i.e., Jan Brewer) first. Oooh, that is worse than breaking all Ten Commandments at one time!
“This is no way to treat the people of Arizona,” Brewer fumed, without discussing how the people of Arizona treat others (taser guns, racial slurs directed at their children, whoopie cushions full of cactus needles).
The DOJ folks say they’re still reviewing the Vamanos Hombre Act and haven’t committed to suing yet, but you just know they will. Brewer is already preparing for the day the sue-papers come by accepting public assistance funds from hardworking Real-Americans to cover her private counsel legal fees.
And to increase the odds of achieving courtroom victory, she went on the teevee to tell Greta van Susteren, star of the hit show “Dancing With the Gretas,” about her litigation strategy:
“We are not going to back away from this issue,” Brewer said. “We are going to pursue it, we’re going to be very aggressive” … “We’ll meet them in court … And we will win.”
And then Arizona can enjoy trying to enforce its new tough-to-enforce hate law without interference from no FEDS, no DOJs, and no Clinton monsters. [Fox News]
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Maybe they could secede, with Joe Barton’s and Rick Perry’s Tejas, to form Texazona. I guess New Mexico would have to be in there too, geographically (but c’mon, it’s got Messico in its name, even). Then Dale Peterson could shoot them when the uh, tans? come into our country to steal yard signs.
But whose side will Meg Whitman come down on?
We’re all wearing Aymaraian ‘bombin’ bowler hats today.
She can’t be really angry, as there were no catty comments about Hillary’s hair.
This needs to be settled Lucha Libre style.
[re=601623]Serolf Divad[/re]:
Meg is going to have to divide California into two, with a crazy gerrimandered line connecting Orange County and the various conservative enclaves into one jurisdiction that can then pass laws that make Arizona look like it’s full of communists.
‘Zona gets about 20-25% more in Fed Money than it pays in taxes.
It’s not all that wise to bite the Washington Fat Cats that feed you, but this is Jan Brewer we’re talking about here.
I bet if Hillary hits Brewer in the face, it would collapse like a dried out bee’s hive.
They can meet in Tombstone and have a showdown at the OK Corral!
“You’re a daisy if you do, Jan.”
I’ve read where the Hispanics (legally here and otherwise) are packing up and heading out of Arizona. So, who’s going to mow all those lawns, make all those beds and work all day in chemical fertilizers up to their butts now? Our economy has been grinding up the poor immigrants who come here for a better life since it started up. Just ask Sinclair Lewis.
[re=601632]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Stop the Zonie Subsidies now!
[re=601634]Manos: Hands of Fate[/re]: Win!
[re=601628]doxastic[/re]: Very good idea!
[re=601637]steverino247[/re]:
Apparently the Somalis are the worker of choice for the slaughterhouses now.
In any event, our economy has already ground up the American workers and farmed all their jobs overseas where the labor is cheaper. Workers of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!
I can’t stop thinking about how to break all 10 commandments at once. That would really be something.
Arayian-zona, take off your rainbow shades!
Betcha any day now, there’s a news story that they stopped some Hispanic who, some cop thought, looked suspiciously like an illegal alien…and it turns out to be, like, a Congressman or the Mayor or Antonio Banderas.
[re=601637]steverino247[/re]: Excuse my pissantery, but that was Upton Sinclair. Sinclair Lewis gave as much of a fuck about American workers as, say, F. Scott Fitzgerald. But your point is right on!
[re=601629]Terry[/re]: Arizona *was* full of communists, but they’re all fleeing across various borders even as we type.
Only an idiot would make a willfully unconstitutional law and not expect the feds to come by and say, um, excuse us?
If she wasn’t aware that the Justice Department was going to sue, then why is she accepting monies for her legal slush fund?
[re=601628]doxastic[/re]: ¿con un pozo de barro?
[re=601648]Joshua Norton[/re]: or a white cop stopping an off-duty Hispanic or Native American cop who decides not to show his badge right away just to see what’ll happen; or maybe a highly decorated military person/veteran.
[re=601620]TJBeck[/re]: HEY! Leave NM out of this. There’s no reason Texazona couldn’t be discontiguous, like Michigan.
Brown-bashing governatrix Jan Brewer is SO MAD at Hillary Clinton …
She may have to watch her step … I understand the PUMAs are still mad ….
Maybe this will make Jan “Leatherface” Brewer seem really tough and she can finally get elected.
Marsha Marsha Marsha!
Dad always said don’t play ball in the house!
“whoopie cushions full of cactus needles”
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Hmmmm. Off to the patent office. Be right back.
I would not mess with the cankled swamp-sow known as Hillary. But thats because I am a dude, and I have these dangling googlies that she would almost certainly latch onto with her harpie fists of fury and crush completely as throws back her head and roars her bloodlust to the heavens. This Brewer does not seem to know what she is dealing with.
[re=601644]captqitn[/re]: It would seem to include swearing while murdering the person you’re committing adultery with, even as that person serves as a false idol, for one.
[re=601678]Prommie[/re]: On the other hand, Brewer’s resemblence to the Crypt Keeper does make her a pretty formidable oppnent.
[re=601620]TJBeck[/re]: Texazona?
Nay. ArizAss
Pass a law that is unconstitutional just to make political points. Hurl insults. Lawyer up.
It’s the Amerikun way.
For some strange reason when the word governatrix is used my first reflex action is to say “My safe word is Boehner!”
So Mr. Fatale wants me to go with him to a conference at a luxury hotel in Arizona. I said “fuck Arizona!”
Any suggestions?
[re=601715]coolcatdaddy[/re]: #4=Profits!
[re=601722]DemmeFatale[/re]: My wife just returned from a business trip to N’Awlins. They need all the help they can get.
[re=601722]DemmeFatale[/re]: Stay away from the Phoenician.
Hillary will dispatch Bill to Az to do the dirty work of sorting her out.
[re=601649]chaste everywhere[/re]: Oh, shit! You’re right! Egad! A thousand pardons. The Jungle is the book I’m referring to (not that it matters now).
If she’s so worried about the “brown” problem, then why doesn’t she flush after she takes a crap?
And why is the term “take a crap” when she most surely needs to leave one, not get another pound of brains.
[re=601684]PsycGirl[/re]: Now you got me thinking. You’ve got to work dishonoring thy mother and father into it, so the killing part, for efficiency’s sake should be a matricide/patricide, and well, the adultery part, too. Ohhhkay. I’m gonna stop thinking now, thankyou.
If Hillary can’t be President of the US, she will settle for Queen of Aztlan.
[re=601802]steverino247[/re]: My fave author from that whole era is Sinclair Beckstein, who is alleged (in “Sullivan’s Travels”) to have penned that epic of social consciosity “O Brother, Where Art Thou?”
[re=601722]DemmeFatale[/re]: Stay on any of the Native American reservations. Gila, Yavapai, White Mountain Apache. all have easy access to Phoenix-Tucson. AND you can gamble and buy cheap smokes during your stay. They all have nice hotels!
I can only get behind the Texazona idea if it involves a Berlin-esque wall around Austin and supply-drops.
Once they lock up the illgul Messicans for a misdemeanor, who do they expect will come and take them all away?? ICE won’t, even it the law proved constitutional.
Can Sheriff Joe’s jail house every Messican in Arizona?
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