- The universally polite and respectful community of the world’s soccer fans are FED UP with those obnoxious World Cup Horatio Hornblowers. Why can’t soccer be dignified again, like NASCAR? [NYDailyNews]
- Notoriously elitist boy’s club: the homeless, have finally allowed women and children into their circle of aluminum can racketeers. [USA Today]
- NYU looks to construct a literal ivory tower, on Ground Zero. [Daily Intel]
- Silly Breitbart double-entendre editors title important story: “Spanish Clinic Probed for Offering to ‘Cure’ Gays.” [Breitbart]
- True Eyewitness Report: While dining in Soho last night, your intern encountered courageous anti-tanning-bed tax advocates Snooki and DJ Pauly D from the documentary and “house music” show Jersey Shore. They were apparently celebrating the fact their less interesting/alcoholic castmates are being booted from the show. Never forget! [TMZ]
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World Cup Hornblowers are necessary to the process; without them EVERYONE but the players would be copping Z’s. BTW, Somali rebels have denied killing couple for breaking ban on watching World Cup. Autopsy results conclusively report the two died of extreme boredom. ..So there!
nothing like complaining constantly about how the host fans conduct themselves. why won’t you change your entire soccer culture so my teevee is slightly less abrasive!
this is apparently why you can’t have nice things, country of africa.
[re=599653]ttommyunger[/re]: What gets you, even before the Sandman, when you watch soccer is the amazing number of airballs these supposedly world-class athletes are constantly booting.
It would also be less boring if there were more commercial breaks.
Yay Snookie!! Save the tanning beds.
Just remember – When tanning beds are illegal, only illegals will have tanning beds.
No, wait…..is that how it goes?
I am confused, it is ten o’clock, the Rumors normally don’t come until the mid-late afternoon.
Ben, I see they haven’t made you read RedState or the Corner like Riley; but then they’ve made you read Brietbart, who is arguably even worse. At least this was just a wire story – but then the commentors come in, like this guy:
” “Francisco Franco … shipped off gays to institutions that some activists have likened to concentration camps.”
What a man! Where are leaders like this today? Nowhere. Our “leaders” today are all fags or girlie men. “
Oh, walnuts.
[re=599653]ttommyunger[/re]: I would suggest each soccor match start with the players standing in front of a camera and saying something like, “Even though Velma Mae up and left me, my daddy’s dying back in Greensboro, and this one is for him.”
TMZ also has the scoop that FLOTUS and FDOTUS were at the Lakers-Celtics game last night, with pixxx. Can’t wait to see what the sad sacks on the right will come up with now.
Those hornblowers are really cool. I hope they spread everywhere – so basically everyone on earth is always carrying one and blowing into it at all times: on the bus, waiting on line at Walmart, in Church on Sunday. Of course they would be used everytime there’s a crowd (of more than one person) for greetings and to spread good cheer.
It could be a whole new universal language and foster world peace and understanding.
pic here
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/06/16/0616-obama-getty-credit.jpg
[re=599662]JMP[/re]: They hate the fascist socialist muslin Obama, yet admire the fascist Franco. Curious, what can it be that distinguishes acceptable fascism, from unacceptable fascism. Could it beeeeee, black skin?
[re=599671]Johnny Zhivago[/re]: Those hornblowers, precisely and exactly those hornblowers, probably made from the very same plastic injection molds that were shipped to China 15 years ago, were very popular in the late 1960s, I owned one, in the colors of my brother’s high school football team. My culture’s cultural memory is so short. We did not call them vagina-zuelas then, we called them “horns.” They are useless for making genuine brass instrument style horn sounds, just a buzzing farting noise.
Oh fuck it all to hell people. Jesus knows I’ve tried! The Euro-trash-Chavezian socialist in me has tried to finally dig this, how do you say FUTBOL? Come on, letter groups, 64 tracks, 74 games 18 stadiums, fumble fingers, plastic horns, tie games in a championship. Suck it! I’m done, wake me up when that ego fuck Favre decides what he’s going to do with our goofy looking football ball that George Washington gave us.
[re=599685]Prommie[/re]: How dare you call the great Franco a fascist! He was a good conservative, who fought the socialists, and of course socialists are fascists as Jonah tells us.
Why isn’t Christine Baranski in “Hot in Cleveland”? I mean, how could a show that stands for everything for which “Hot in Cleveland” stands *not* have Christine Baranski in it? Does no one care anymore?
re: obnoxious horns
check out these guys—– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Jericho
historical math
Johannesburg 2010 = Jericho – smiting
Cure gays of what? Their taste for designer fabrics?
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