Teabagger Sharron Angle Meets Washington Today!

 Nevada's GOP chicken-for-a-checkup lady lost the primary to Actual Teabagger Sharron Angle, who wants to outlaw both Social Security and Alcohol. But first, before Scientologist Sharron defeats Harry Reid and becomes Senate Majority Leader, she must be introduced to Washington's Republican Elite, and plus she has probably never traveled beyond the Reno-Sparks area, except that one time she drove "down the hill" to a mall in Sacramento. So what will happen when Mrs. Angle Comes To Washington? It will be gross and tawdry, that's what!