Nevada’s GOP chicken-for-a-checkup lady lost the primary to Actual Teabagger Sharron Angle, who wants to outlaw both Social Security and Alcohol. But first, before Scientologist Sharron defeats Harry Reid and becomes Senate Majority Leader, she must be introduced to Washington’s Republican Elite, and plus she has probably never traveled beyond the Reno-Sparks area, except that one time she drove “down the hill” to a mall in Sacramento. So what will happen when Mrs. Angle Comes To Washington? It will be gross and tawdry, that’s what!
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Wherever John Ensign goes, his taint follows.
Ensign lowered his taint on Angle?
What’s next: Cleveland Steamer for a checkup?
I’d like to see her debate Alvin Greene.
Gross ‘n’ tawdry, say it ‘taint so!
the obtuse angle comes to town.
It’s seems Angle’s angle is obtuse.
So, out of the entire state, the top two motherfuckers the Republicans can come up with to send from Nevada are Flop-nuts Ensign and this crazy bitch? Jeebus on meth, what does the back bench look like? Actually, fuck that…how do they smell?
Maybe Senator Ensign’s parents can introduce her.
Why are the baggers getting so worked up over elections against pretty entrenched Dem incumbents? I realize that Incumbent Death Fever is the media’s pet narrative right now (and nonexistent when someone brings up R incumbents), but they are seriously setting themselves up for disappointment.
Ensign may have a taint, but Angle will still appear with him if his thetans are properly aligned.
She’s only saying out loud what Mitch McConnell is thinking. She is psychically channelling the chinless one or perhaps tuning in to the call of Chulthu (L. Ron Hubbard).
She’s wearing ‘Palin-Red’ and ‘Bachman-Crazy’
The Las Vegas Review Journal should have some fun with headlines this fall as the results come in. Lots of words that rhyme with angle: mangle, strangle, tangle, wrangle, dangle.
Something tells me the C-Street House investigation will unearth innumerable taints.
There’s this documentary series about Nevada which explains a lot of this, its called Reno 911.
That’s mightly Admiralable of Ensign, but you know, she’s A Cute Angle.
Once again, the whole Northern Nevada/Washoe County BatShit Crazy Factor rears its ugly head.
And I, for one, am glad.
[Little known fact: In mid Nevada, as you drive South down Highway 395, you pass through the “Hooker Barrier.” South of that, all the girls are better looking. But the prices are higher.)
Will Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley and Jenna Elfman be campaigning for Angle? Perhaps this is the break Scientology has been waiting for. . .a chance to have a voice in the Senate. Can “Battleground Earth, Part Two” be far behind???
Maybe they can pretend they don’t know each other. In normal circumstances it would be a contest to see which one of them wanted least to be seen with the other one — but these are Republicans, so taste and sensibility don’t come into play.
[re=598820]Neilist[/re]: A detailed analysis of your source data, with pictures, would be highly appreciated.
I love that platform. Running an abolitionist campaign in Nevada is like running on the abolition of corn subsidies in Iowa or for expanded abortion rights in Utah.
Is medicinal chicken on the menu?
She’s got that scary appearance of a Carson City keno runner.
Goddamn. First Carrie Nation and now this creature. Will America never tire of having it’s vital booze supply threatened by slab-faced, axe-wielding dingbats? And which of her eyes am I supposed to look at when she’s talking?
Seems she only became a Republican so she could get elected in Nevada — before that she belonged to the Independent American Party, which promoted a Constitutional amendment that would make discriminating against gays a right.
http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/06/sharron-angle-and-the-independent-american-party.php?ref=fpblg
If she gets in the Senate, Michele Bachmann is going to be soooo upstaged.
Please how to say “Adams Morgan” in Chickenese? She’s the future, people, better learn to speak the language.
[re=598848]SayItWithWookies[/re]: If?!
Why does everyone from Nevada look like some kind of warning poster for sunscreen?
If her skin looks like that in a thumbnail sized pic!
[re=598819]gjdodger[/re]: That’s why on the other side she’s so obtuse?
Damn, that’s what I get for reading the posts backwards. I have to slink off in terrible embarrassment now . . .
I know I’m not supposed to try and find veins of coherent thought among these teabagging folks, but it boggles my fucking mind that she probably drives around with a Don’t Tread On Me sticker on her car while pushing to tread on my right to have a goddamn drink after a long day of reading blogs about the stupid fucking people in charge of this world, a group which she appears to be eminently qualified to join.
[re=598796]Snarkalicious[/re]: Actually, fuck that…how do they smell?
Do not ask questions to which you do not want the answer.
On the booze question alone it would seem that the casinos wouldn’t want her. In Nevada the casinos give away about 300 million in free drinks per year.
[re=598785]Chain Tattoo[/re]: No, it’ll be a ‘forest tucker’. It’s very similar to a cleveland steamer except that it involves pine cones and arrowheads.
If Angle gets rid of Social Security, she can’t ban alcohol. Seniors are gonna need all the booze they can get if they lose their gummint checks.
Teabagging and Taint, together at last.
Sharon Angle Hates Our Troops:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/plum-line/2010/06/sharron_angle_floated_possibil.html
[re=598844]Scarab[/re]: HEY! Watch out about those “Carson City Keno Runner” comments.
“Memories, all alone in the moonlighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt . . . .”
She’s the best news Harry Reid could hope for. With her as an opponent, Reid can run on the campaign slogan of “I’m not nuts.” and probably win by 80 points.
And this is what happens after years of atomic testing in the desert. No giant insects but just as bad.
Doesn’t anyone practice “normal” religions in that state?
Sharron is not a Scientologist. It’s worse – she is naive Southern Baptist useful idiot and fellow traveler for the totalitarian cult and its front groups like Second Chance which she continues to fend and legitimize.
Imagine Senator Angle shilling for the cult in DC. If that happens the Democrats should call for hearings on the Scientology cult. Could happen; lay in popcorn.
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