Grab the cooler and the lawn chairs, Doris, ’cause the Michele Bachmann parade is coming to Hugo, Minnesota, home of the Michele Bachmann annual car parade.
Here she comes! Get ready to holler! Hope she smiles at us in that crazy way and yells about socialized communists or how that black Obama won’t take control of the nation’s private boats! Oh wait … oh H-E-double-L what in the world is that? That’s not our Michele. Is that … Mama? [Photo courtesy of Wonkette Operative "Martinette"]
UPDATE: Bachmann cold jumped out of the convertible and tried to run for Senate by email.
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It’s Michelle without makeup.
I found the missing L.
Someone has apparently beat this chick about the face with it, while somehow leaving the wig unharmed.
[re=598244]ManchuCandidate[/re]: It’s Michelle’s brother with make-up!
[re=598244]ManchuCandidate[/re]: It’s Newt in drag.
Yeesh, I think I just saw that lady in a comic strip about two posts back.
Not even a princess wave? Worst parade ever.
Eh, what do you expect from a town named after a Lost character?
They say the TV camera adds ten pounds. It also appears to add volumes of hair, bleaches it blonde and strips your makeup off.
Any bets on the song they’re listening to? I’ll put $20 on Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex You Up”.
[re=598250]weejee[/re]: actually, whomever it is, they appear to have been ridden hard and put away wet.
Austin Powers, etc etc.
Michele was in the back seat, but then the rapture happened and all that was left were her knickers and a shitty car
I believe that is TeeVee evangelist Jan Crouch
http://www.vancegreek.com/vance_and_jan_crouch_op_800x619.jpg
Ken…are you attempting to prove to somebody specific that we aren’t civil folk around here? Cuz I can go a lot further, if it would help.
She’s going to throw Werther’s Originals and pocket bibles to all the flag waving kids!
Ozzy bleached his hair?
Not-Michele also appears to be wearing a “fashionable” track suit that goes well with the hair; well, at least the midlife crisis car (they even got it in red, how much more cliche can you get) looks nice.
well, Patrick Swayze looks better than I expected.
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Which one is the televangelist?
Michelllle has a Tootsie Roll flinger as part of her bloated media staff.
She’s from Hugo? My mentally troubled college roommate was from Hugo. When he went off his meds, we found him hiding behind trees in the local park.
Where are Michele’s people to protest this obvious threat to our freedom? I mean, seriously. TRANNY!!!1!1!
Woof
THAT’S A MAN, BABY!
It’s the Jimmy Dean funeral procession! Open casket/convertible apparently. I can’t say the embalmer is going to get any recommendations from this.
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]:
Dog damn you for that.
[re=598277]JadedDIssonance[/re]: Michele has a history of hiding behind bushes during her State Senate days.
It’s Michael Palin in a ginger fright wig.
So *that’s* where Linda Tripp went.
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Wow, that is astonishing, go on Wonkettes click that link that Escape Goat Nation put there, it’ll make you soil your undies.
To me, she looks like an old, drunk, Midwestern Angie Dickinson, on a tear.
FYI, parades in the midwest have really become lame. They contain maybe 3-4 groups that (a) dress up (other than in the same t-shirt and cutoff), (b) march, and (c) perform. The other 124 units are in a truck with loudspeakers. You would have about as much fun standing on any street corner looking for Slug-Bugs.
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Arg, Emperor Palpatine. And who’s the guy?
Ernest Borgnine has been cast to play Hoover. Sumbitch is METHOD.
…
Goin to hell.
Not to make fun of the should-be-dead, but she looks like Hannibal Lecter in “Silence of the Lambs”, when he wears the peeled face. Not a good look for anyone.
Something looks different. Did she get a boob job?
I didn’t know that Seth Galifianakis lived in Minnesota.
“It’s the economy.”
She’s wearing her best official NASCAR wind breaker with snazzy racing stripes on the sleeves.
Tony Harding? Damn, girl, you look like shit.
That’s not a parade, it’s a get-away car.
Patton Oswalt and some kind of pelt.
I guess it’s too much to hope that she was sitting up on the back seat and the driver punched the gas, making Michele fly over the trunk lid and on to the pavement?
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: What the fuck is that?
[re=598295]lamoll[/re]: So the only difference is, she’s from the Midwest?
Jesus people!
Where have you all been?
It’s Jan Fucking Crouch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHNxHSifn58&feature=related
[re=598292]taylormattd[/re]: Tripp is still around, gettin’ into other people’s business. A few months ago, she testified in a divorce proceeding that she was present when her friend (the divorcing wife) surreptitiously opened the husband’s safe and discovered a butt plug and other sex toys that were foreign to the wife.
On second thought, the video is a possible parody, However, there are videos there that is her. Also.
[re=598328]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: She has My Little Pony’s hair.
[re=598328]Escape Goat Nation[/re]:
Holy fuck, my eyes are bleeding.
[re=598283]plowman[/re]: Das ist kein Mann!
Eggs, Babs! Eggs!
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Lord have Mercy…
Who is that in the grassy knoll?
Duck!
Dog the Bounty Hunter is lookin gooooood.
From her trailer park constituency, obvs.
The look is windswept trailer trash, I believe.
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: sick, sick, sick
Its Alvin Greene in disguise. He is also running for the Senate in Minnesota, just in case the SC thing gets ugly.
[re=598331]ph7[/re]: Jeeze, she is drawn to the scorned woman, isn’t she? What a strange pattern to her life.
[re=598328]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Sorry I didn’t remember her name. We all called her the Pink Hair Lady
[re=598299]Snarkalicious[/re]: Damn, that made me laugh. Errr-nieeeeeeee.
[re=598331]ph7[/re]: The friend didn’t know what a butt plug is, but Linda did? Figures.
No need for Trojans today. This gave me a limpy.
Oh please, Michele, run; follow Kitty Harris in finding your insanity is unacceptable outside of your little wignutty corner of the state and then off the national stage so we never have to hear from you again.
[re=598331]ph7[/re]: Why did they assume the sex toys were for cheating instead of masturbatory purposes?
[re=598261]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: Holy shit. Is that pink-coiffed monstrosity a real human being? It’s like the spliced genetic mutant product of a horrbly misguided Dolly Parton/Tammy Faye experiment.
[re=598363]JMP[/re]: Against Amy Klobuchar? Michele doesn’t stand a chance, I can’t see her flashing her tits in the Senate Chambers.
Oh, I would just love to see Amy Klobuchar take down Bachmann. I don’t think Michelle would even know what was happening. She’d be mouthing all her bullshit lines about loving troops and hating commies, and then Amy would put on her big dorky smile and her prosecutor hat, and wipe the floor with the crazy bitch. We Minnesotans love us some Klobuchar.
[re=598358]Prommie[/re]: She’s a Gladys Kravitz.
[re=598363]JMP[/re]: It’s Middleburg, Va. A butt plug for any use, cheating, masturbatory, or otherwise, are good juicy facts to trot out for settlement purposes, even if it proves nothing. The deposition testimony gives you a good glimpse of Linda’s psyche – Linda and the wife were drinking wine, and Linda encouraged her to open the safe, despite the wife’s reluctance. They opened it with wine glasses in hand. The sick part is you get the sense that Linda was almost certainly hoping for the most emotionally damaging discovery in the safe, even at the expense of her friend.
It is Michelle’s dad in a wig.
There’s a strong connection here with Romney’s roof-rack.
And they say tanning beds aren’t dangerous!
Tammy Faye Bakers mother?
[re=598299]Snarkalicious[/re]: And who is going to play his
posterior alter ego, Clyde Tolson? Gene Simmons perhaps?[re=598467]weejee[/re]: ever try to unclick a ½ second too late?
And who is going to play his
posterioralter ego, Clyde Tolson? Gene Simmons perhaps?I think Michele Bachmann is wearing too much eyeliner in this picture, or she’s crying tears of crude oil, for the brave executives at BP. UGH! and that hair! It’s so yesterday! (A yesterday in 1982.)
Oh come on, she’s batshit insane. Wouldn’t YOU lock her in the trunk?
Holy shit, a Bachmann vs. Klobuchar debate would be comedy gold.
If she fails in 2012 I hope hope hope she tries again in 2014 when Franken is up for re-election. God, that will be fun to watch. I just shivered a little.
John Goodman really got his act together.
[re=598328]Escape Goat Nation[/re]: i used to get all liquored up and watch their show for shits & gigs. she cried too but not as much as tammy faye.
I like how in Shrek 4 it wasn’t just Shrek and Fiona — you got to see all sorts of different ogres. Like this one.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’ …”
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