In the aftermath of the biggest political scandal in World History — somebody named “Laura” posting something on Wonkette’s Facebook page wondering if Sarah Palin got a boob job, which nearly ended Palin’s pretend presidency — we thought it might be good to have another post with the words “Sarah Palin” and “boob job,” because these Internet Memes sometimes take a few weeks to get to the real pro-America America, by AOL email forwards. And, it turns out, the Wonkette archives are swollen to the bursting point with pictures of American Political Boobs, so join us on a very special photographic tour through Time itself, plus boobies.
What the hell, people? Is everybody eleven all of a sudden? Yes? So that means you can all get pregnant now, hooray. Now let’s see what we’ve got to sate your puerile diversion du jour.
Remember this charming gal from some Teabagging protest somewhere, either this year or the year before maybe? We just thought she was smug and disgusting, but of course Wonkette’s famous commenters just blabbed about her rack for ten-hundred hours, which is sexist, which cancels out racism.
Oh, the Bush Era. Miss it yet? A little? She was our queen of hearts, for a few hours during Dubya Junior’s visit to Brazil for some reason, this one time. She did not like it one bit! Never forget!
Man Boobs slept with Mitt Romney, did you?
Did anybody really miss Ted Kennedy after this photo of Scott Brown and his daughters was found sitting around somewhere on the Internet?
This landmark 2009 Twitpic by Andy Warhol was sold at auction for $109 Trillion in Whore Diamonds!
Katherine “Kitty” Harris. That is all.
Can you go “too far” with this political p0rn0graphy?
THE END.
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Sarah Palin IS a boob job. Also.
Now that’s journalism!
Suck it Drudge.
Happy boobs from long ago.
Hey, Harris is the only one there who is (well, was) a political boob. Where’s Palin, Lieberman, Boehner, Steve King, Virginia Fox, Bachmann, and the rest?
[re=597890]bored with gravity[/re]: She belongs in the booby hatch.
Great post.
I love Kitty’s longbottom jeans.
It’s not a political boob post without a topless pic of Ross Perot.
thank you, wonkette. now i can have my morning coffee and danish (i prefer the swedish, but she is already booked this morning).
Where are Kitty and her prostheses now that we need her?
does that pic make Obama the guy who came out the water in that Porn, Boys in The Sand like ages ago?
[re=597914]V572625694[/re]:
I don’t know where Pink Sugar is, but as to her boobs, you can probably find them at her knees. Gravity’s never kind to boobs (or balls.)
“I like boobies.” Imagine this phrase, spoken by the big guy, the slow one, from “Of Mice and Men,” as parodied in the Bugs Bunny cartoon. Thats me, thats exactly how I say it, whenever I am around boobs, they turn me into a drooling retard, a veritable precious little Trig angel.
Hillary, on the other hand, makes me go all soft and start to reconsider my lifelong commitment to heterosexuality.
Now I understand why Republicans are so popular in America.
Kitty’s horse is actually a male horse, but they gave the picture a “penisectomy” (also known in Manassas Park as a “Bobbitt”) so we would not have to look at a dick cheney.
Mah junk took a little dip there at the end. Also.
This is actually more interesting than Madonna’s photographic bicep retrospective in the Daily News today. http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/beyond_fit_at_50/beyond_fit_at_50.html
Some silicone sister with a manager mister told me I got what it takes
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Here it is, “I like boobies, George.” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlVqfC8-UI
I get all the porn I need from Wonkette.
Thankyou thankyou thankyou.
Ken, if you’re really trying to “milk” this (HA HA GET IT, ugh, I hate myself) this should have been a “slideshow” with each pic on a separate page surrounded by seventeen ads. WHAT KIND OF INTERNET ENTREPENEUR ARE YOU????
[re=597925]Totowa[/re]: Looks like meth addict skank. But you do have to give her credit for the discovery of Sex. Yes, before her breakthrough discovery, which she released as an extended monograph titled “Sex,” and the many instructional videos which accompanied it, all we had was dry-humping.
Ken, it’s a pity you didn’t submit this historical retrospective to a museum near you called simply “Mommy? – Complicated Breasts and Phenomena” Imagine the spin-off possibilities: curators tastefully annotating and arranging the photos, a picture book of the exhibition, chachkas, maybe even some live models showing their ‘merchandise.’
That reminds me, why does the moronic Howard Kurtz write that the Palin got a boob job meme started at Gawker? I thought it started here, goddammit.
Anyone ever stop to consider that Palin is just wearing a bigger padded bra?
The only way she’d get a boob job is if she figured out a way to steal one.
I think it would be rude to post it, but if you study Palin’s earlier photos where she’s wearing tight pants with ones taken today there is a case to be made that she’s also had some labiaplasty work, which is a cosmetic procedure done on the vagina.
I don’t have the photos on hand just now and I can’t really do a search because I’m late to work, but feel free to ask your friends or even inquire on other message boards associated with other publications; Daily Beast, Politico, NY Times, LA Times, Raw Story, Time, Newsweek, etc.. Maybe someone has them. Good luck. Peace. God bless.
Obviously, Hillary had just offended the barbarian god, Thun-Dar, God of all Cellulite. He smote her Thu-Darious thighlings, and left her with a third boob and a fourth nipple.
And just so we know, CNN has Boobgate on its homepage without Wonkette accreditation. I am cancelling my subsciption to CNN online. So there!
[re=597925]Totowa[/re]: Yikes…she looks like a exhibit from the Cadaver art show. Oh Madonna…when did thou get so vain?
(heheheh…I just made myself laugh)
What treasury of boobs is complete without the picture of Vladimir Putin proudly displaying his man juggs?
Yes! where is our Kitties now!!!! did she ever get out of prison???
[re=597925]Totowa[/re]: Nice ink, but why did Madonna get her head grafted onto Keith Richards’ body?
[re=597914]V572625694[/re]: Forget Harris, I’ve been wondering why we haven’t heard from Princess Meghan in a long time; it’s hard to believe that she would stop saying and tweeting stupid things.
Thank you, Wonkette, for again running your breast photo ever – the Brazilian girl of our dreams…
[re=597978]Tundra Grifter[/re]: No, no, its the world cup streaker from 4 years ago.
In related Russian news, Vlad had slugger Albert Pujols appointed to the Russian Parliament, and they are sponsoring their first bill: The Putin-Pujols Act, which is designed to outlaw methane emmissions. Nikki Haley is intereseted in this legislation as well, as they are very concerned about Putin-Pujols in South Carolina, and the stench they engender.
Also, in a nod to Nikki’s grandfather on her mother’s side named Henry Dickens, she is moving into retail beverage sales with her new company, Dickens’ Cider. The ads say “All the girls in SC want a Dickens’ cider. They like the Dickens’ Cider cans, and especially the snowbilly extra cold Dickens’ Cider Jugs. Even cigarettes are named for the new company, since “you’ll wanna smoke ‘em down to the Dickens’ Cider butts.”
Is this just a post about USA boobs? Because for international relations’ sake, I’ll once again point to Angela Merkel.
[re=598003]F*T*S*[/re]: What a suprisingly sumptuous decollatage.
Do ya like boobs a lot?
Yes, ah like boobs a lot?
Why d’ya like boobs a lot?
Gotta like boobs a lot.
THE FUGS c. 1965
[re=598067]honkyman[/re]: I thought that was the Holy Modal Rounders.
[re=597943]Katydid[/re]: “the moronic Howard Kurtz…”
If’n ya knowz tha answer, don’ ask the kweschun.
Take a load of these knockers! Pay-lin for POTUS!!
http://www.nemrits.com/gallery/pic/20100326161735
Katherine Harris was wearing Mom jeans. Boobs aside, she’s tres unchic.
[re=598176]yellowdogdem[/re]: *belted* mom jeans! Like really, they wouldn’t stay up on their own?
Re Hillary: Marmalade thighs and scrambled yellow hair
[re=597981]Prommie[/re]: Didn’t see it and couldn’t find it by searching.
Do you have a link? Otherwise, she remains the Princess of Wonkette. Or something.
[re=598003]F*T*S*[/re]: Angela Merkel wanted a manwich like Obama’s or Schwarzenegger’s Bratwurst when instead she got a Texas cheeseburger with no jalopino & a little umbrello.
http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/bush_massage_350.jpg
Oh, you sick bastards. I did not need to see Clintontits!
All good stuff, but still 1st Prize must go to the teabagger in the Commie Obamamobile on the front page. Is that Arielle’s work? I just stole it.
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