SARAH PALIN'S BOOBIES  2:39 pm June 11, 2010

Women With Breast Implants Speak Out On Sarah Palin’s Suspected Breast Implants

by Ken Layne

This Is Our 'Pentagon Papers'.Wonkette has never broken a more Important News Story than that one about Sarah Palin maybe or maybe not getting new boobs from the doctor. It has been repeated and reposted around the world, even on Howard Stern’s show. And, for the first time in HISTORY, Sarah Palin is actually keeping her mouth shut. No Twitters denying it, no petulant Facebook grade-school essays on the topic, really no defense of The Troops at all. Google News is currently showing 486 articles matching “Sarah Palin + breasts,” all because of Wonkette’s dumb pasted-together compare/contrast pictures of Sarah Palin with and without her suspected body modification nihilism. Everybody seems to think this story is super important!

Or not. But it will generate many, many page views! And that’s like the Internet version of “teevee ratings” or “the Nobel Prize for Literature,” so it’s a major concern for any serious news organization, to pick up and repeat a speculative item on the “notorious political blog Wonkette.”

So, we’ve finally got something Sarah Palin won’t talk about, which is awesome.

And we’ve got so many gazillion Lame Stream Media newspapers and radio shows and blogs all jabbering about Sarah Palin’s breats — which, you will note, were never an issue before, not even to Andrew Sullivan during his decade-long Trig Investigation. But do we have any information? No, of course not.

We do, however, have a bunch of hilarious new speculation by women who have actually purchased breast implants! And we found this trove of insider data on a little website we like to call “JustBreastImplants.com,” because that is the name of the website:

  • Where did Sarah Palin’s boobs come from!?! http://wonkette.com/415838/did-sarah-palin-buy-herself-a-couple-of-luxury-items They look really nice!! What do you all think? Did she buy herself a pair or what? Or luxury items as the article says, haha I like that! It’s funny in that article it talks about how the only people that look at breast more than straight men, are straight women. I know with me, especially now, that it’s true. My fiance told me that within the last month he doesn’t think he’s seen so many boobs in his entire lifetime because I’ve been researching it so hardcore!
  • I think yes, and I like them!! haha luxury items, that is a good one
  • Hehe it’s true…I’ve been looking at way too many boobies and dragging DH into it as well (I don’t think he minds that much ) The third pic looks awesome but don’t know if she had them done or if the other outfits just cover her assets up more and the v-neck t-shirt accentuates them…either way they look great in the last one.
  • They do look good…now. I wonder? Or maybe she got a new VS bra? The world may never know! We need some palin bathing suit shots to be sure! lol
  • Obama’s done it, so if she wants to be taken seriously for president in the next election then she best bust out the bikini’s! Not that Obama wore a bikini haha, but whatever!
  • LOL for real though!! Apparently she is refusing to comment on the matter. hmmmmmmmmm…..!?
  • LOL! I actually read that she got a boob job somewhere else too. I think she did…I mean BAM!
    ________________
    5’3 115 11BWD (right is slightly smaller due to ribcage, not breast tissue)
    28″ cage
    mentor silicone memory gel 300cc (L) 325cc (R)
    mod + dual plane
    Pre breast augmentation 34A
    Post breast augmentation 32D
    Operation date: March 16, 2010

That last bit, in italics, is known as a “forum sig” — a signature at the bottom of all your contributions to the forum. How does your forum sig compare?

 

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{ 172 comments }

Tommmcatt June 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm

Is 32d good? Like, is that the score you try to achieve or something?

Neilist June 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm

“without her suspected body modification nihilism.”

You called, Ken?

THESE TITS STAND (UP) FOR FREEDOM!

Neilist June 11, 2010 at 2:45 pm

Oh, and “SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!” (with a push up bra!).

Beowoof June 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm

At Wonkette, I can understand the focus on the boobs. After all we here are very concerned with the size of her chest. And I for one appreciate it and that is why I come here.

However, serious news outlets focused on this issue merely reaffirm my belief that the American media no longer does news about issues that affect the lives of Americans. Nope they are focused on tits for the boobs out there. (And I am one of those tit loving boobs).

Rush June 11, 2010 at 2:50 pm

I can see her tits from Russia.

SayItWithWookies June 11, 2010 at 2:51 pm

They’re not traditional implants — the plastic surgeon just removed some unused tissue from her frontal lobe and put it where she would make better use of it.

freakishlystrong June 11, 2010 at 2:53 pm

32D? Holy shit, that’s what we gals call “tits on a stick”.

Blender June 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Don’t care until she wears the “Motorboat Obama” t-shirt.

Monsieur Grumpe June 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm

A waste of silicon if you ask me.

That reminds me that I need to caulk my windows before fall comes around.

Prommie June 11, 2010 at 2:54 pm

CO2 emission caps piss on Palin’s “troops.”

guerilla-nation June 11, 2010 at 2:55 pm

your story even merited a mention on wwtdd.com. when tyler and wonkette are both talking about the same set of after-market add-ons, it’s a great day indeed.

Fighting Bill June 11, 2010 at 2:56 pm

Well one indication is that she’s now posting from her new Titter account.

proudgrampa June 11, 2010 at 2:57 pm

Hmmm. Casabas.

penalcolony June 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm

“So, we’ve finally got something Sarah Palin won’t talk about . . ”

. . . which is how we know that, yes, she has implants, because otherwise she’d be into her already tired “lamestream media” rant.

you cannot be serious June 11, 2010 at 2:58 pm

Now I’m thinking they’re those rubber ‘decapitated turkey cutlets’ that she’s just stuffed into her bra.

JMP June 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm

Why do so many women feel the need to ruin perfectly nice perky small breasts with ginormous implants? It’s like those with nice brown hair ruining it with blond dye.

At least that signature is not one of those horrible giant sparkly monstrosities; but I wonder if there’s a forum where men have similar sigs for their penile implants…

the problem child June 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm

Pre breast augmentation 34A
Post breast augmentation 32D

What, this person had a rib taken out as well as a bunch of crap put in?

slappypaddy June 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm

they look real enough for me.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…

Clancy_Pants June 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm

My new forum sig:

6′2 175
Cut
7.5″ Happy, 4.5″ relaxed
8.8 Base girth
1.2 TWD (right testical is slightly smaller due to rheumatic fever as a teen)

facehead June 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm

Wonkette has always been the CCN of grifter implants (cf. Alvin Greene), so now we must face the question: has anyone seen trig and trout in the same room as Palin’s expensive new hooters??

ManchuCandidate June 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm

I guess we know how she answered when the GOP said, “Tits or GTFO.”

BklynIlluminati June 11, 2010 at 3:05 pm

If only her wits matched her tits.

peanutbutterjellytime June 11, 2010 at 3:05 pm

The lame stream media is always making a mountain out of a molehill….

contentsunderpressure June 11, 2010 at 3:06 pm

Any discourse involving the snowbilly grifter can only go lower into the sewer. As an example, is she a patron of the Pucker Shop? Enquiring minds blahblah…

If I could get my hands on that fuck McCain I would throttle the stupid bastard into a coma and feed him into a wood chipper. Maybe not quite into a coma, maybe.

JMP June 11, 2010 at 3:07 pm

[re=597107]penalcolony[/re]: Sarah missing an opportunity to be OUTRAGED!!1! is more than a little shocking; you’d think she’d be angrily denying it even if it is true.

Terry June 11, 2010 at 3:08 pm

[re=597096]SayItWithWookies[/re]:

So that’s what “memory gel” is.

howdynellie June 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

To me , it’s not the breasteses that give her away.Every single picture I’ve ever seen of her she’s either double bloused or zipped up to her neck.
Now , with the new luxury items , she’s prancing around like a high-school train puller in a wet t-shire contest.
These should separate plenty more wingnuts from their money.
It’s a business investment.

gjdodger June 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

I guess she got tired of ex-son-in-law and snowmobile boy being the only two boobs in her life.

facehead June 11, 2010 at 3:10 pm

OOO, what if she’s just pregnant (she’s been known to do that)? If so, I’m callin dibs and naming the new child right now — Jimmy Newell Jr.

GOPCrusher June 11, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Sarah/Bristol mother-daughter Playboy Pictorial just in time for Xmas. Book it.

the problem child June 11, 2010 at 3:11 pm

OMG! Did you see the purple pony shitting multi-colored hearts? I may have to join this forum, even though I already have my dream tits.

NJB June 11, 2010 at 3:11 pm

[re=597096]SayItWithWookies[/re]: I never knew frontal lobes were so perky.

Words June 11, 2010 at 3:12 pm

[re=597110]JMP[/re]: Was your first question rhetorical? From birth, women are told the bigger the girls are, the better. Many of us disregard that propaganda.

Men don’t get penile implants because most of them actually believe theirs is huge. Women know better; quality, not quantity, is whatcha look for.

[re=597113]Clancy_Pants[/re]: My experience (albeit limited) is that all men have one bigger than the other, as with the “girls” on most women.

chascates June 11, 2010 at 3:12 pm

LOL! OMG! I CAN HAZ TITTIES? She may just wear a sports bra to keep the girls from tripping her when she walks but she’s still as full of shit as a government mule. It does seem surprising that she doesn’t have an ‘op-ed’ in the WSJ or WashPo denouncing the crudity of teh interwebs but she may be sitting by her phone, waiting for Obama to call her for her great experience and wisdom in dealing with oil spills.

SayItWithWookies June 11, 2010 at 3:13 pm

[re=597122]Terry[/re]: It’s why they’re so prominent — they’re remembering stuff that wasn’t there in the first place.

Geogre June 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm

No one has benefited from the Internet more than TV eyes. This is way better than reporting, and far cheaper.

“Let’s see, what’s Tina Brown fawning on? What’s RedState shouting at? Let’s do it! Producer! Get in here, I found a package!”

Accordion-o-rama June 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm

A 28″ cage sounds about right for Sarah.

Judas Peckerwood June 11, 2010 at 3:16 pm

“It’s funny in that article it talks about how the only people that look at breast more than straight men, are straight women.”

Yeah, it’s like those insecure “straight” guys who spend their time obsessing over other guys’ dick size.

PickneyPinchback June 11, 2010 at 3:17 pm

Has she named them yet? Trick and Treat?

NJB June 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm

[re=597136]PickneyPinchback[/re]: Or in 20 years, “flop and drop”

Potater June 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm

I really just think she’s preggers again, and her mammaries are swelling for the expected clown car of a delivery.

freakishlystrong June 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm

[re=597136]PickneyPinchback[/re]: Trig and Teat.

Beowoof June 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm

Maybe she plans to use plans to use them as money makers, showing them to old white men who are willing to pay to see them.

Jim89048 June 11, 2010 at 3:23 pm

Thank you, Wonkette, for introducing me to my new home page.

slappypaddy June 11, 2010 at 3:24 pm

more than a mouthful would be a waste.

coolcatdaddy June 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm

The breast implants are an investment. MOAR speaking engagements….

CrunchyKnee June 11, 2010 at 3:27 pm

Hating her boobs is the same as hating the troops.

Quasi June 11, 2010 at 3:28 pm

Until they invent surgically enhanced intelligence, or push up integrity, this will only matter in the Tabloidesque news — in other words, throughout America.

BaconTime June 11, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Can’t wait to hear her drop an off-the-cuff remark about this that has actually been thoroughly choreographed and rehearsed to make it sound like an off-the-cuff remark!

Not_So_Much June 11, 2010 at 3:29 pm

“Hehe, LOL!, haha!, BAM!”

The fake boobie crowd sure is an intellectual bunch…

ennui go June 11, 2010 at 3:30 pm

With apologies to Robert W. Service

There was snow and sleet on the Juneau streets
And the break up was two weeks late
When through the squall there came a call from the Lower 48.

The far-off voice knew that this choice
Was a distant number two.
They could have run, but would not have won
With a spineless aged Jew.

Consulting with his Kristol ball
The manager made it plain.
The Vaj was sure to help secure
The election of John McCain.

An eager “Yeah, you betcha!” came
Unbidden from her mouth.
Then Sarahcuda packed her brood
To campaign throughout the South.

That glint behind designer glasses
Made her motivations plain.
To finally be noticed! To be the Vice-POTUS
Of the cancerous John McCain.

… to be continued…

actor212 June 11, 2010 at 3:31 pm

I may have a new favorite website.

Lazy Media June 11, 2010 at 3:34 pm

In Soviet Union, breasts enhance YOU.

Beowoof June 11, 2010 at 3:34 pm

[re=597143]Beowoof[/re]: That teach me to type while at a conference.

JMP June 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

[re=597139]NJB[/re]: No, the flop and drop was why she felt the need to get the implants.

[re=597149]coolcatdaddy[/re]: Since her appeal is based on her alleged attractiveness and she has no other talents except grifting, yeah.

doxastic June 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Breast implants: helping millions of women compensate for sub-high school verbal skills*

* and nice ladies who have had mastectomies

GreatRightHope June 11, 2010 at 3:39 pm

…And I’m PROOOOOUD to be an Amurr-i-can
Where boobies can run FREEEEEEEEEEEE……

KinisonKhan June 11, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Probably pregnant. AND I SHALL NAME THY CHILD …. Rand Reagan Palin!

crapshooter102 June 11, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Now she has Boobs following her Boobies.

sardonica June 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm

A better surgery for Sarah would be the veterinary de-barking procedure.

PlanetWingnuta June 11, 2010 at 3:43 pm

[re=597113]Clancy_Pants[/re]: I’m suddenly excited.

Clancy_Pants June 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm

[re=597169]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: Just estimates… and based using a magnifying mirror.

Rentboy.gov June 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm

She looks especially “presidential” in that tramptop on the right.

Prommie June 11, 2010 at 3:44 pm

[re=597136]PickneyPinchback[/re]: Larry and Curly.

lobotomy42 June 11, 2010 at 3:45 pm

“…really no defense of The Troops at all.”

Can we please officially refer to Sarah Palin’s boobs as “The Troops” from now on?

PlanetWingnuta June 11, 2010 at 3:48 pm

ok why is no one saying “i’ll make an oil spill on her chest” wait maybe they’re saying that on Redstate my apologizes.

PlanetWingnuta June 11, 2010 at 3:49 pm

[re=597170]Clancy_Pants[/re]: *sad trombone*

ennui go June 11, 2010 at 3:51 pm

With apologies to Robert W. Service

There was snow and sleet on the Juneau streets
And the break up was two weeks late
When through the squall there came a call from the Lower 48.

The far-off voice knew that this choice
Was a distant number two.
They could have run, but would not have won
With a spineless aged Jew.

Consulting with his Kristol ball
The manager made it plain.
The Vaj was sure to help secure
The election of John McCain.

An eager “Yeah, you betcha!” came
Unbidden from her mouth.
Then Sarahcuda packed her brood
To campaign throughout the South.

That glint behind designer glasses
Made her motivations plain.
To finally be noticed! To be the Vice-POTUS
Of the cancerous John McCain!

But first a little family values
Rumor to explain.
A knocked up daughter shouldn’t slaughter
Her chances with Jammacain.

GOPCrusher June 11, 2010 at 3:51 pm

[re=597119]contentsunderpressure[/re]: I think your rage is misplaced. I honestly don’t think John McCain had a clue who Bible Spice was until she was foisted on him shortly before the Convention. Bible Spice was nothing more than a response to the rumblings from the neo-clowns and Religious Wingnuts that make up the Republiklan base.
Problem is that she wouldn’t go back into the cage after the election was lost.

Kazoom June 11, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Clancy_Pants: My Daddy told me one was higher than the other so’s you could turn corners quickly without ‘em banging into each other.

PlanetWingnuta June 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm
BMK June 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm

[re=597167]crapshooter102[/re]: The Wasilla Chronicles.

ph7 June 11, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Jesus loves a great rack.

canadasteve June 11, 2010 at 3:58 pm

I’m so glad I’m gay.

slowuncle June 11, 2010 at 3:58 pm

[re=597143]Beowoof[/re]: cue (early) Fleetwood Mac’s “Shake Your Money-maker(s)”

Sharkey June 11, 2010 at 4:01 pm

They make her look fat.

Tundra Grifter June 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm

Wonkette hasn’t had this much boob conversation since that lobbiest left.

RoscoeWild June 11, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Why can’t we discuss Gov. Palin’s accomplishments, rather than her rising beauties?

FMA June 11, 2010 at 4:05 pm

[re=597185]slowuncle[/re]: As much as I like early Fleetwood Mac and Peter Green, I think we must give due to the songwriter, Elmore James. Yeah, I’m one of those geeks…

Smoke Filled Roommate June 11, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Okay, now GTFO.

Sharkey June 11, 2010 at 4:08 pm

She’s no Meghan McCain.

harry palmer June 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm

[re=597173]lobotomy42[/re]: ”
Can we please officially refer to Sarah Palin’s boobs as “The Troops” from now on?”

Formerly known as “the Droops”?

Ruhe June 11, 2010 at 4:13 pm

[re=597094]Rush[/re]: That, sir, is what all the snark effort is for, to create the context in which a one line humor bomb like that can be dropped. You rule.

TGY June 11, 2010 at 4:14 pm

It’s official: her presidential aspirations are tits up.

harry palmer June 11, 2010 at 4:15 pm

[re=597188]RoscoeWild[/re]: “Why can’t we discuss Gov. Palin’s accomplishments, rather than her rising beauties?”

These are her only accomplishments. Before this she had none!

JamesMichaelCurley June 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Woman with two breasts of different size entered a wet t-shirt contest. She won first and third.

comicbookguy June 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm

My man boobs demand to be noticed!

Sharkey June 11, 2010 at 4:17 pm

This is DEFINITELY good news for John McCain.

Joe the Plumber June 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm

I thought we were all god’s creatures to be appreciated for how we were made. I guess she thought her god created ones were too small. Isn’t that questioning god’s plan?

Did the GOP pay?

Capricatony June 11, 2010 at 4:19 pm

So I see she’s sticking with the FOX News anchor route.

jagorev June 11, 2010 at 4:27 pm

That forum sig is awesome.

Radiotherapy June 11, 2010 at 4:30 pm

Ah yes, those would be World Cups wins, but she is still a cunt

ella June 11, 2010 at 4:30 pm

So the consensus is that her cleavage is now The Silicone Valley?

gurukalehuru June 11, 2010 at 4:34 pm

[re=597155]ennui go[/re]: fucking brilliant

gurukalehuru June 11, 2010 at 4:39 pm

If you bought the books, you bought the breasts.

nappyduggs June 11, 2010 at 4:40 pm

HA!1!! Teh Wonkette has stolen Thunderjuggs’ thunder!

Btw, I thought the “worldcup” competition had to do with kicking balls, not guessing the various sizings of idiot breasticles.

Real DC Native June 11, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Now she needs this shirt

JMP June 11, 2010 at 4:46 pm

[re=597212]ella[/re]: [re=597221]nappyduggs[/re]: Hey now, no more milking this story for puns.

nappyduggs June 11, 2010 at 4:55 pm

[re=597224]JMP[/re]:

All apologies for being udderly obnoxious.

Nearly forgot to mention that I’m pretty sure her PS’s name is Dr. Otto Teatsling.

rocktonsammy June 11, 2010 at 5:00 pm

this new development must be confoosing to poor lil angel Trig.

Slattenpat June 11, 2010 at 5:19 pm

I can’t wait for the new onslaught of wingnut/teabagger comments drooling over every microscopic detail of Palin’s hooters and reminding us that there’s a difference between Sarah Palin and the porn star in Nailin’ Palin… “…and I should know, because…(ohgod! *spooge!*)”

Seriously, though… How can anyone doubt that the most vapid, shallow, craven attention whore on the planet has spent a few thou on some plastic fun bags to get people to pay more attention to her? She’s not commenting on her brand-new dirty pillows because she wants people to keep jabbering about her… and looking at her 2k juggs.

She had to give a lot of crappy, half-assed speeches filled with gibberish to afford those gazongas, so get to spankin’, fellas!
(KEEP LOOKING. DON’T LISTEN, JUST LOOK.)

JMP June 11, 2010 at 5:26 pm

[re=597242]Slattenpat[/re]: Your jest jealous of Sarrah ’cause the wrinkly old haggis so beautiful; you lie-berals are all haters with Palin derangemont syndrome yule see in 2012 when shes the Presnint (no I due not no the diffrense between laughing at and laughing wit why do U ask)

Darkness June 11, 2010 at 5:32 pm

Are you sure she didn’t tweet: Attck my boobs attck the troops! ? Because if she planned on a USO tour, that would actually make logical sense. And it would be a first.

[re=597220]gurukalehuru[/re]: ha ha, win.

you cannot be serious June 11, 2010 at 5:35 pm

[re=597242]Slattenpat[/re]: Bizarre but somehow appropriate tangent: the sword-wielding murdering porn star had Palin: Erection 2008 on his resume. He played Barack Obama. Draw your own conclusions.

schlock and flaws June 11, 2010 at 5:37 pm

C’mon, folks, Whiskey Tango Foxtwat has always been about supportin’ the droops. Also.

Servo June 11, 2010 at 5:44 pm

The quitter that twitters to bitters got new titters.

gurukalehuru June 11, 2010 at 5:54 pm

Show us your breast certificate!!

Slattenpat June 11, 2010 at 5:55 pm

[re=597250]JMP[/re]: No way, I’m not jealous… I was paid $5,000 to give a reading of ‘Finnegans Wake’ and spent the money on EEE implants, so I know all about being paid to spout gibberish in order to get freakish goo-sacks inserted under my flesh. I got mine on my back, and I’m a real hit now on ‘Sock Hop Night’ at the local Senior Center.

[re=597254]you cannot be serious[/re]: I <3 that story… I think someone should make a porno of it, because that would be like Meta-MEGA-Meta Porn. Hopefully it would create a hole in the space time continuum that would suck Sarah Palin into it never to be seen again.

jennx June 11, 2010 at 6:01 pm

You won the morning! Suck it, Politico.

facehead June 11, 2010 at 6:01 pm

UH OH, something called “celebuzz” has openly contradicted my dearest Wonkette.

http://www.celebuzz.com/sarah-palin-did-not-get-s213131/

EVIDENCE? Some unnamed ‘pal’ of Palin’s told US weekly that Wonkette is wrong.

ZOMG WE’RE SO FUCKED.

Tommmcatt June 11, 2010 at 6:03 pm

[re=597155]ennui go[/re]:

You sir, are a poetry geek. There are strange things done…

facehead June 11, 2010 at 6:11 pm

[re=597262]gurukalehuru[/re]: win.

Which gives us the easy analogy,

Oily Taintz is to Obama as Wonkette is to Palin’s frontfruit.

WhatTheHeck June 11, 2010 at 6:14 pm

Sarah to surgeon: “Fill baby, fill.”

OlyOop June 11, 2010 at 6:32 pm

Sarah Palin = Pair-a-Salin[e]

Nah. I got nothin’.

RPolanski June 11, 2010 at 6:36 pm

Phil Mickelson is going to be so jealous.

Is This Thing On? June 11, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Wonkette, I hope we can still be friends when you’re all famous from Sarah Palin’s boobs and stuff.

RoscoePColtraine June 11, 2010 at 6:53 pm

[re=597258]Servo[/re]: Wow, that’s so fuckin dope!

The hack got some flack, her new rack is wack.

imissopus June 11, 2010 at 7:00 pm

New rider in her speaking contract: a caulk gun backstage at all times in case she springs a leak.

RoscoePColtraine June 11, 2010 at 7:07 pm

[re=597290]imissopus[/re]: Fitted with a bendy tip. She likes bendy.

102415 June 11, 2010 at 7:11 pm

All around excellence in commenting carry on!

Servo June 11, 2010 at 7:15 pm

[re=597288]RoscoePColtraine[/re]:
I had a shitty fuckin’ Kaizen week! Leave me alone or I’ll unleash a thousand broccoli farts on your next flight.

RoscoePColtraine June 11, 2010 at 7:24 pm

[re=597294]Servo[/re]: Mine pales in comparison to yours. I just had to give it a shot. Seriously, yours blew the lid off this bitch.

BlueStateLiberal June 11, 2010 at 7:34 pm

I’m glad Wonkette hit Internet page-view gold, and on such an important subject. Knowing her, there was probably some premeditation involved, there was plenty of time between the eighth race and the Belmont Stakes (11th) to change. For what its worth, I saw both Bill and Hillary Clinton in person in the paddock at the Belmont Stakes, and Hillary wore a bright yellow suit that you couldn’t miss. Just another useless bit of trivia to add to a story about a useless person, for what it’s worth, which probably isn’t much.

Servo June 11, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Every time I gaze upon that third pic, I hear Rocky on the speed bag.

Jim89048 June 11, 2010 at 7:50 pm
What Fresh Hell is This? June 11, 2010 at 7:50 pm

Looking at the numbers on The Google:
“sarah palin” breast – 1,470,000
“sarah palin” retarded – 184,000
“sarah palin” butt sex – 142,000
“sarah palin” wisdom conscience – 120,000
“sarah palin” analytical – 41,200

Limeylizzie June 11, 2010 at 8:10 pm

[re=597168]sardonica[/re]: Win

you didn't ask, but June 11, 2010 at 8:20 pm

As a gesture of bipartisan compromise may I suggest that it might be more of a lift job than an add-on. Looking quickly at the footage of Miss Thing in a swimsuit back in the day and even then the pups weren’t exactly “up there”. That’s pre-5 kids (=4 Sullivan kids). So I’d say not extra on the mass front (ahem) but more anti-gravity effort. Not judging…except that she’s full of shit when it comes to all that folksy talk w/ her expensive Neiman Marcus covered boobs. (If you have to guess at the work she paid good money for a good surgeon. And a discreet one.)

DustBowlBlues June 11, 2010 at 8:23 pm

“Everybody seems to think this story is super important!”

That exclamation point: Makes me all misty eyed for our ginger haired boy. Jim loves the exclamation points, if I remember correctly. And I might not, because I’m one of the olds.

Can O Whoopass June 11, 2010 at 8:25 pm

Buy two Big Macs and get a plastic tit!

Oldskool June 11, 2010 at 8:29 pm

[re=597267]facehead[/re]: “If you were hoping that Sarah Palin had gotten a boob job recently we have some bad news for you: you are kind of a creep.” Ouch. “The story spread like wildfire but in the end, it just wasn’t real.” I’d like to see in the end for myself, thanks.

nappyduggs June 11, 2010 at 9:12 pm

Just discussing this particular thingy on Palin with a hefty-chested gal-pal, and she made me spit a perfectly good mouthful of gin across the room, by asking, “so are they ‘tig ol’ bitties’ or ‘trig ol bitties’?”

O Wonket, seest what thou hast wrought?

NYNYNY June 11, 2010 at 10:01 pm

LOL I got memory gel for my dick implant. The ladies totally notice the difference. And they think it’s gross. I think I’ll get some memory gel in my balls next. They look kind of small next to my puffy frankenweiner.

Custersdeadhorse June 11, 2010 at 10:35 pm

I’m withholding reaching a final conclusion on this until we have an official statement from the esteemed chairman of the Republican National Committee.

zhubajie June 11, 2010 at 10:58 pm

[re=597110]JMP[/re]: I agree, JMP: I like the ones that look like a pair eggs sunny side up. They’re very tasty! It’s fun to add sauce, too!

zhubajie June 11, 2010 at 11:11 pm

[re=597129]Words[/re]: Men get penile implants when Mr Happy needs a crutch! Like after prostate surgery. :-(

zhubajie June 11, 2010 at 11:14 pm

Give her 6-8 in two rows! She’s a female pit-bull, right?

zhubajie June 11, 2010 at 11:16 pm

Next: the ass transplant!

zhubajie June 11, 2010 at 11:26 pm

[re=597250]JMP[/re]: Yes, the Abomination of Palination is our destiny, 2012 or so. But woe to those who at ease in Zion! Rep(tilian) Party fans will not like it once she’s installed and she makes her own cult the Church of the US, not their favorite one. Etc.

AddHomonym June 11, 2010 at 11:39 pm

[re=597342]zhubajie[/re]: “Harass, harass, harass! What about her tits?” (Actual quote from Alan Simpson, or some such person, about Anita Hill. You can look it up. (I tried but gave up.))

Jukesgrrl June 12, 2010 at 12:05 am

WWPSPS? (What Would Princess Sparkle Pony Say?)

facehead June 12, 2010 at 12:26 am

Uh oh, Ken, it looks like Andrew Breitbart called you a jerkface, or something.

http://bigjournalism.com/mopelka/2010/06/11/progressive-media-boobs-obsession-with-sarah-is-a-tempest-in-a/

Marlowe June 12, 2010 at 12:52 am

What does Jenna Jameson say?
Put Riley on her tail, so to say.

justthisonce June 12, 2010 at 1:02 am

Non-governor Sarah is a huge celebrity now so this just goes along with the territory. Palin groupies have long adored her for her hotness. Even Glenn Beck called her “one HOT grandma”…

Sarah had averaged sized ones all during the campaign. Then in Dec. 2009 while in Hawaii they disappeared. Flatter than Piper take a look here and you be the judge:

http://tinyurl.com/2fx76w6

Then just a few days ago WA LA! they reappear at Belmont. Must be Victoria’s secret super padded wonder bra holding up those sag bags. It reminds me of that 8 month “pregnancy” photo where she padded her stomach with a square shaped pillow.

Diana Davies June 12, 2010 at 2:49 am

We have bra technology now that can make one’s saggy boobs go from looking like ice cream cone tits to sweater puppies, depending on the look you’re going for.

Leo Sigh June 12, 2010 at 5:19 am

Oh good lord, that’s all we need. A president who’s as dumb as a rock and has plastic missiles.

Jackman999 June 12, 2010 at 8:11 am

Yes this has reached the bottom of the pit for even leftwing slimeballs. After reading this I can only conclude the owner of this webstie and its adherants are the substance that was blown out of Olbermans ass with his last bout of gas and the trots normally I would feel bad about a comment like this but if ever there has been a place for filth this is it. Good luck rolling your poop in little balls.

BlueStateLiberal June 12, 2010 at 9:18 am

[re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: A Bush/Cheney supporter admonishing others about ethics? A person who also probably supported the useless, pointless war that resulted in the deaths of some 4,000 innocent U.S. service men and women? You would compare that to people poking fun at the small-minded vanity of a woman who’s election would have been a national disaster?

BTW, there’s more smarts in Olberman’s hairy ass than in your entire tiny reptilian brain.

loquaciousmusic June 12, 2010 at 9:40 am

[re=597374]Diana Davies[/re]: Actually, you may have inadvertently solved the puzzle, Diana:

1) Father’s Day is coming up next weekend.

2) Sarah asked Todd, “Boo-boo-bear, what do you want for Father’s/Grandfather’s Day this year?”

3) Todd replied, “German shepherd puppies!”

4) Due to her iPod-inspired hearing loss, Sarah heard “Giant sweater puppies!”

The rest, as they say, is herstory.

doxastic June 12, 2010 at 9:51 am

[re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: The Jack-man cometh.

rmjag June 12, 2010 at 11:08 am

[re=597113]Clancy_Pants[/re]: I need your phone number . Real fast . Please

JesusButter June 12, 2010 at 11:14 am

[re=597113]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Buy a girl a drink?

rmjag June 12, 2010 at 11:15 am

[re=597134]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: Those guys obsessing over other guys dick sizes are called “closet-cases” , not “insecure”

rmjag June 12, 2010 at 11:21 am

[re=597175]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: they are not say’in it at red state , they are “liv’in it

Edywin June 12, 2010 at 11:44 am

[re=597113]Clancy_Pants[/re]: 5’8″ 240, ribs occluded with subcutaneous fatty tissue, not sure where genitalia reside at present time, formerly 44 A, presently 32 D: ie vernacular-”Chest-to-Drawers. Consider being Subway sandwich pitch-person before picture.

Jim89048 June 12, 2010 at 11:47 am

STOP STARING AT MY CROTCH, WONKETTE!!!1!!

Clancy_Pants June 12, 2010 at 11:52 am

[re=597445]Edywin[/re]: You had me at “ribs occluded with subcutaneous fatty tissue”!

Clancy_Pants June 12, 2010 at 11:58 am

[re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: I’m having trouble rolling my poop in little balls. Could I get some pointers?

WesternCorrespondent June 12, 2010 at 12:15 pm

[re=597267]facehead @ 6:11 PM Jine 11th, 201 0UH OH, something called “celebuzz” has openly contradicted my dearest Wonkette. http://www.celebuzz.com/sarah-palin-did-not-get-s213131/
EVIDENCE? Some unnamed ‘pal’ of Palin’s told US weekly that Wonkette is wrong. Etc. [/re]:

Breaking News: Palin HERSELF has contradicted the rampant rumors! And she didn’t just dictate another screed on her FakeBook page — she actually discussed her boobs quite seriously with Greta Van Susteren on another one of those girl-on-girl interviews at FauxSnooze.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,594502,00.html

BTW, this is just further proof that Palin is not the biological mother of Trig Palin — because if she was, she would have scotched THOSE rumors as quickly as she got on this Boobgate rumor (hah! can you guess where she got that name “boobgate”? Yeah, SHE reads palingates.blogspot.com, too! Hahahaha!)

rmjag June 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm

[re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: so , after cutting through the * bought in bulk * pomposity of your post , you are say’in ” the titties are real , stop spoiling my fun , fap fap fap , fappity fap fap ” . Got it

plowman June 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer.

Gun-toting Progressive June 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm

[re=597449]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Dust the poop with a little flour. That way it won’t stick to your hands.

Abou Diaby June 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm

You just know Jackman wrote that while playing Peter Cetera’s Glory of Love in the background.

Zorg June 12, 2010 at 1:17 pm

[re=597177]ennui go[/re]: Fabulous! I’ve been mulling a Robert Service-style pean to The Thrilla from Wasilla now for a few months but your effort rates a A++!

loquaciousmusic June 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm

[re=597453]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: From the Fox News interview. This is Palin’s actual response to Greta’s question:

Well, first, Greta, you know why we love you? Because you’re not afraid to ask the questions. And I got to respect you for asking that question because I know that “boobgate” is all over the Internet right now because there are a lot of, I guess, bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about. And I think some of those folks, too, they need to grab a shovel, go down to the gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something instead of reporting on such stupid things like that.

No, I have not had implants. I can’t believe, yes, that we’re even talking about this. I think a report like that is about as real and truthful as those reports that Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trigg is not my own child. And we still put up with that kind of garbage, too, in even the mainstream media, Greta. It’s amazing.

rmjag June 12, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Sarah , you shithead , instead of wasting money on pricey clothes , tit jobs , etc , spend the money on fuel and jet down to the gulf with your own fucking shovel and take your own fucking advice . maybe your trolls will stop fapping off long enough to help you pretend to do something worthwhile

TVarmy June 12, 2010 at 3:26 pm

Aw, people were speculating about it because it’s the will of the people. It’s not embarrassing for a famous person to do it. It’s a career move. SARAH! Be a real politician! Listen to what the people want, and go under the knife!

Also, I won’t believe her until she gets felt up by someone with no incentive to lie. Scarlet Johanson seems like a good judge. Mmmm.

you didn't ask, but June 12, 2010 at 4:54 pm

[re=597474]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Yeah but did she get a lift?

[re=597480]rmjag[/re]: “take your own fucking advice” — righto.

[re=597474]loquaciousmusic[/re]: “I think a report like that is about as real and truthful as those reports that Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trigg is not my own child. And we still put up with that kind of garbage, too, in even the mainstream media…” So when we find out that one of these things are true that means all of them are true, right? PS: Trig could be hers legally and not her direct biological child, or her child as in grandchild, so there’s a loophole or two. But mush, Andrew, mush! (in homage to Todd)

Speaking of rumours that happen to be true, anybody heard Levi’s take on this? He’s doofy but usually correct. (He properly identified her griftiness ahead of the curve, while she was still gov in fact.)

imissopus June 12, 2010 at 4:56 pm

[re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: You had me at leftwing slimeballs.

RoscoePColtraine June 12, 2010 at 6:43 pm

[re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: I believe the term is “dingleberry.”

JooJoo Bee June 12, 2010 at 8:35 pm

[re=597188]RoscoeWild[/re]: Okay. Name one.

Can O Whoopass June 14, 2010 at 10:33 am

Word is she wanted to look like Rush Limpbreasts.

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