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Women With Breast Implants Speak Out On Sarah Palin’s Suspected Breast Implants

This Is Our 'Pentagon Papers'.Wonkette has never broken a more Important News Story than that one about Sarah Palin maybe or maybe not getting new boobs from the doctor. It has been repeated and reposted around the world, even on Howard Stern’s show. And, for the first time in HISTORY, Sarah Palin is actually keeping her mouth shut. No Twitters denying it, no petulant Facebook grade-school essays on the topic, really no defense of The Troops at all. Google News is currently showing 486 articles matching “Sarah Palin + breasts,” all because of Wonkette’s dumb pasted-together compare/contrast pictures of Sarah Palin with and without her suspected body modification nihilism. Everybody seems to think this story is super important!

Or not. But it will generate many, many page views! And that’s like the Internet version of “teevee ratings” or “the Nobel Prize for Literature,” so it’s a major concern for any serious news organization, to pick up and repeat a speculative item on the “notorious political blog Wonkette.”

So, we’ve finally got something Sarah Palin won’t talk about, which is awesome.

And we’ve got so many gazillion Lame Stream Media newspapers and radio shows and blogs all jabbering about Sarah Palin’s breats — which, you will note, were never an issue before, not even to Andrew Sullivan during his decade-long Trig Investigation. But do we have any information? No, of course not.

We do, however, have a bunch of hilarious new speculation by women who have actually purchased breast implants! And we found this trove of insider data on a little website we like to call “JustBreastImplants.com,” because that is the name of the website:

  • Where did Sarah Palin’s boobs come from!?! http://wonkette.com/415838/did-sarah-palin-buy-herself-a-couple-of-luxury-items They look really nice!! What do you all think? Did she buy herself a pair or what? Or luxury items as the article says, haha I like that! It’s funny in that article it talks about how the only people that look at breast more than straight men, are straight women. I know with me, especially now, that it’s true. My fiance told me that within the last month he doesn’t think he’s seen so many boobs in his entire lifetime because I’ve been researching it so hardcore!
  • I think yes, and I like them!! haha luxury items, that is a good one
  • Hehe it’s true…I’ve been looking at way too many boobies and dragging DH into it as well (I don’t think he minds that much ) The third pic looks awesome but don’t know if she had them done or if the other outfits just cover her assets up more and the v-neck t-shirt accentuates them…either way they look great in the last one.
  • They do look good…now. I wonder? Or maybe she got a new VS bra? The world may never know! We need some palin bathing suit shots to be sure! lol
  • Obama’s done it, so if she wants to be taken seriously for president in the next election then she best bust out the bikini’s! Not that Obama wore a bikini haha, but whatever!
  • LOL for real though!! Apparently she is refusing to comment on the matter. hmmmmmmmmm…..!?
  • LOL! I actually read that she got a boob job somewhere else too. I think she did…I mean BAM!
    ________________
    5’3 115 11BWD (right is slightly smaller due to ribcage, not breast tissue)
    28″ cage
    mentor silicone memory gel 300cc (L) 325cc (R)
    mod + dual plane
    Pre breast augmentation 34A
    Post breast augmentation 32D
    Operation date: March 16, 2010

That last bit, in italics, is known as a “forum sig” — a signature at the bottom of all your contributions to the forum. How does your forum sig compare?

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172 comments

  1. Neilist

    “without her suspected body modification nihilism.”

    You called, Ken?

    THESE TITS STAND (UP) FOR FREEDOM!

  2. Beowoof

    At Wonkette, I can understand the focus on the boobs. After all we here are very concerned with the size of her chest. And I for one appreciate it and that is why I come here.

    However, serious news outlets focused on this issue merely reaffirm my belief that the American media no longer does news about issues that affect the lives of Americans. Nope they are focused on tits for the boobs out there. (And I am one of those tit loving boobs).

  3. SayItWithWookies

    They’re not traditional implants — the plastic surgeon just removed some unused tissue from her frontal lobe and put it where she would make better use of it.

  4. Monsieur Grumpe

    A waste of silicon if you ask me.

    That reminds me that I need to caulk my windows before fall comes around.

  5. guerilla-nation

    your story even merited a mention on wwtdd.com. when tyler and wonkette are both talking about the same set of after-market add-ons, it’s a great day indeed.

  6. penalcolony

    “So, we’ve finally got something Sarah Palin won’t talk about . . ”

    . . . which is how we know that, yes, she has implants, because otherwise she’d be into her already tired “lamestream media” rant.

  7. you cannot be serious

    Now I’m thinking they’re those rubber ‘decapitated turkey cutlets’ that she’s just stuffed into her bra.

  8. JMP

    Why do so many women feel the need to ruin perfectly nice perky small breasts with ginormous implants? It’s like those with nice brown hair ruining it with blond dye.

    At least that signature is not one of those horrible giant sparkly monstrosities; but I wonder if there’s a forum where men have similar sigs for their penile implants…

  9. the problem child

    Pre breast augmentation 34A
    Post breast augmentation 32D

    What, this person had a rib taken out as well as a bunch of crap put in?

  10. Clancy_Pants

    My new forum sig:

    6′2 175
    Cut
    7.5″ Happy, 4.5″ relaxed
    8.8 Base girth
    1.2 TWD (right testical is slightly smaller due to rheumatic fever as a teen)

  11. facehead

    Wonkette has always been the CCN of grifter implants (cf. Alvin Greene), so now we must face the question: has anyone seen trig and trout in the same room as Palin’s expensive new hooters??

  12. contentsunderpressure

    Any discourse involving the snowbilly grifter can only go lower into the sewer. As an example, is she a patron of the Pucker Shop? Enquiring minds blahblah…

    If I could get my hands on that fuck McCain I would throttle the stupid bastard into a coma and feed him into a wood chipper. Maybe not quite into a coma, maybe.

  13. JMP

    [re=597107]penalcolony[/re]: Sarah missing an opportunity to be OUTRAGED!!1! is more than a little shocking; you’d think she’d be angrily denying it even if it is true.

  14. howdynellie

    To me , it’s not the breasteses that give her away.Every single picture I’ve ever seen of her she’s either double bloused or zipped up to her neck.
    Now , with the new luxury items , she’s prancing around like a high-school train puller in a wet t-shire contest.
    These should separate plenty more wingnuts from their money.
    It’s a business investment.

  15. gjdodger

    I guess she got tired of ex-son-in-law and snowmobile boy being the only two boobs in her life.

  16. facehead

    OOO, what if she’s just pregnant (she’s been known to do that)? If so, I’m callin dibs and naming the new child right now — Jimmy Newell Jr.

  17. the problem child

    OMG! Did you see the purple pony shitting multi-colored hearts? I may have to join this forum, even though I already have my dream tits.

  18. Words

    [re=597110]JMP[/re]: Was your first question rhetorical? From birth, women are told the bigger the girls are, the better. Many of us disregard that propaganda.

    Men don’t get penile implants because most of them actually believe theirs is huge. Women know better; quality, not quantity, is whatcha look for.

    [re=597113]Clancy_Pants[/re]: My experience (albeit limited) is that all men have one bigger than the other, as with the “girls” on most women.

  19. chascates

    LOL! OMG! I CAN HAZ TITTIES? She may just wear a sports bra to keep the girls from tripping her when she walks but she’s still as full of shit as a government mule. It does seem surprising that she doesn’t have an ‘op-ed’ in the WSJ or WashPo denouncing the crudity of teh interwebs but she may be sitting by her phone, waiting for Obama to call her for her great experience and wisdom in dealing with oil spills.

  20. SayItWithWookies

    [re=597122]Terry[/re]: It’s why they’re so prominent — they’re remembering stuff that wasn’t there in the first place.

  21. Geogre

    No one has benefited from the Internet more than TV eyes. This is way better than reporting, and far cheaper.

    “Let’s see, what’s Tina Brown fawning on? What’s RedState shouting at? Let’s do it! Producer! Get in here, I found a package!”

  22. Judas Peckerwood

    “It’s funny in that article it talks about how the only people that look at breast more than straight men, are straight women.”

    Yeah, it’s like those insecure “straight” guys who spend their time obsessing over other guys’ dick size.

  23. Potater

    I really just think she’s preggers again, and her mammaries are swelling for the expected clown car of a delivery.

  24. Beowoof

    Maybe she plans to use plans to use them as money makers, showing them to old white men who are willing to pay to see them.

  25. Quasi

    Until they invent surgically enhanced intelligence, or push up integrity, this will only matter in the Tabloidesque news — in other words, throughout America.

  26. BaconTime

    Can’t wait to hear her drop an off-the-cuff remark about this that has actually been thoroughly choreographed and rehearsed to make it sound like an off-the-cuff remark!

  27. Not_So_Much

    “Hehe, LOL!, haha!, BAM!”

    The fake boobie crowd sure is an intellectual bunch…

  28. ennui go

    With apologies to Robert W. Service

    There was snow and sleet on the Juneau streets
    And the break up was two weeks late
    When through the squall there came a call from the Lower 48.

    The far-off voice knew that this choice
    Was a distant number two.
    They could have run, but would not have won
    With a spineless aged Jew.

    Consulting with his Kristol ball
    The manager made it plain.
    The Vaj was sure to help secure
    The election of John McCain.

    An eager “Yeah, you betcha!” came
    Unbidden from her mouth.
    Then Sarahcuda packed her brood
    To campaign throughout the South.

    That glint behind designer glasses
    Made her motivations plain.
    To finally be noticed! To be the Vice-POTUS
    Of the cancerous John McCain.

    … to be continued…

  29. JMP

    [re=597139]NJB[/re]: No, the flop and drop was why she felt the need to get the implants.

    [re=597149]coolcatdaddy[/re]: Since her appeal is based on her alleged attractiveness and she has no other talents except grifting, yeah.

  30. doxastic

    Breast implants: helping millions of women compensate for sub-high school verbal skills*

    * and nice ladies who have had mastectomies

  31. GreatRightHope

    …And I’m PROOOOOUD to be an Amurr-i-can
    Where boobies can run FREEEEEEEEEEEE……

  32. Clancy_Pants

    [re=597169]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: Just estimates… and based using a magnifying mirror.

  33. lobotomy42

    “…really no defense of The Troops at all.”

    Can we please officially refer to Sarah Palin’s boobs as “The Troops” from now on?

  34. PlanetWingnuta

    ok why is no one saying “i’ll make an oil spill on her chest” wait maybe they’re saying that on Redstate my apologizes.

  35. ennui go

    With apologies to Robert W. Service

    There was snow and sleet on the Juneau streets
    And the break up was two weeks late
    When through the squall there came a call from the Lower 48.

    The far-off voice knew that this choice
    Was a distant number two.
    They could have run, but would not have won
    With a spineless aged Jew.

    Consulting with his Kristol ball
    The manager made it plain.
    The Vaj was sure to help secure
    The election of John McCain.

    An eager “Yeah, you betcha!” came
    Unbidden from her mouth.
    Then Sarahcuda packed her brood
    To campaign throughout the South.

    That glint behind designer glasses
    Made her motivations plain.
    To finally be noticed! To be the Vice-POTUS
    Of the cancerous John McCain!

    But first a little family values
    Rumor to explain.
    A knocked up daughter shouldn’t slaughter
    Her chances with Jammacain.

  36. GOPCrusher

    [re=597119]contentsunderpressure[/re]: I think your rage is misplaced. I honestly don’t think John McCain had a clue who Bible Spice was until she was foisted on him shortly before the Convention. Bible Spice was nothing more than a response to the rumblings from the neo-clowns and Religious Wingnuts that make up the Republiklan base.
    Problem is that she wouldn’t go back into the cage after the election was lost.

  37. Kazoom

    Clancy_Pants: My Daddy told me one was higher than the other so’s you could turn corners quickly without ‘em banging into each other.

  38. slowuncle

    [re=597143]Beowoof[/re]: cue (early) Fleetwood Mac’s “Shake Your Money-maker(s)”

  39. RoscoeWild

    Why can’t we discuss Gov. Palin’s accomplishments, rather than her rising beauties?

  40. FMA

    [re=597185]slowuncle[/re]: As much as I like early Fleetwood Mac and Peter Green, I think we must give due to the songwriter, Elmore James. Yeah, I’m one of those geeks…

  41. harry palmer

    [re=597173]lobotomy42[/re]: ”
    Can we please officially refer to Sarah Palin’s boobs as “The Troops” from now on?”

    Formerly known as “the Droops”?

  42. Ruhe

    [re=597094]Rush[/re]: That, sir, is what all the snark effort is for, to create the context in which a one line humor bomb like that can be dropped. You rule.

  43. harry palmer

    [re=597188]RoscoeWild[/re]: “Why can’t we discuss Gov. Palin’s accomplishments, rather than her rising beauties?”

    These are her only accomplishments. Before this she had none!

  44. JamesMichaelCurley

    Woman with two breasts of different size entered a wet t-shirt contest. She won first and third.

  45. Joe the Plumber

    I thought we were all god’s creatures to be appreciated for how we were made. I guess she thought her god created ones were too small. Isn’t that questioning god’s plan?

    Did the GOP pay?

  46. nappyduggs

    HA!1!! Teh Wonkette has stolen Thunderjuggs’ thunder!

    Btw, I thought the “worldcup” competition had to do with kicking balls, not guessing the various sizings of idiot breasticles.

  47. JMP

    [re=597212]ella[/re]: [re=597221]nappyduggs[/re]: Hey now, no more milking this story for puns.

  48. nappyduggs

    [re=597224]JMP[/re]:

    All apologies for being udderly obnoxious.

    Nearly forgot to mention that I’m pretty sure her PS’s name is Dr. Otto Teatsling.

  49. Slattenpat

    I can’t wait for the new onslaught of wingnut/teabagger comments drooling over every microscopic detail of Palin’s hooters and reminding us that there’s a difference between Sarah Palin and the porn star in Nailin’ Palin… “…and I should know, because…(ohgod! *spooge!*)”

    Seriously, though… How can anyone doubt that the most vapid, shallow, craven attention whore on the planet has spent a few thou on some plastic fun bags to get people to pay more attention to her? She’s not commenting on her brand-new dirty pillows because she wants people to keep jabbering about her… and looking at her 2k juggs.

    She had to give a lot of crappy, half-assed speeches filled with gibberish to afford those gazongas, so get to spankin’, fellas!
    (KEEP LOOKING. DON’T LISTEN, JUST LOOK.)

  50. JMP

    [re=597242]Slattenpat[/re]: Your jest jealous of Sarrah ’cause the wrinkly old haggis so beautiful; you lie-berals are all haters with Palin derangemont syndrome yule see in 2012 when shes the Presnint (no I due not no the diffrense between laughing at and laughing wit why do U ask)

  51. Darkness

    Are you sure she didn’t tweet: Attck my boobs attck the troops! ? Because if she planned on a USO tour, that would actually make logical sense. And it would be a first.

    [re=597220]gurukalehuru[/re]: ha ha, win.

  52. you cannot be serious

    [re=597242]Slattenpat[/re]: Bizarre but somehow appropriate tangent: the sword-wielding murdering porn star had Palin: Erection 2008 on his resume. He played Barack Obama. Draw your own conclusions.

  53. schlock and flaws

    C’mon, folks, Whiskey Tango Foxtwat has always been about supportin’ the droops. Also.

  54. Slattenpat

    [re=597250]JMP[/re]: No way, I’m not jealous… I was paid $5,000 to give a reading of ‘Finnegans Wake’ and spent the money on EEE implants, so I know all about being paid to spout gibberish in order to get freakish goo-sacks inserted under my flesh. I got mine on my back, and I’m a real hit now on ‘Sock Hop Night’ at the local Senior Center.

    [re=597254]you cannot be serious[/re]: I <3 that story… I think someone should make a porno of it, because that would be like Meta-MEGA-Meta Porn. Hopefully it would create a hole in the space time continuum that would suck Sarah Palin into it never to be seen again.

  55. Tommmcatt

    [re=597155]ennui go[/re]:

    You sir, are a poetry geek. There are strange things done…

  56. facehead

    [re=597262]gurukalehuru[/re]: win.

    Which gives us the easy analogy,

    Oily Taintz is to Obama as Wonkette is to Palin’s frontfruit.

  57. Is This Thing On?

    Wonkette, I hope we can still be friends when you’re all famous from Sarah Palin’s boobs and stuff.

  58. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=597258]Servo[/re]: Wow, that’s so fuckin dope!

    The hack got some flack, her new rack is wack.

  59. imissopus

    New rider in her speaking contract: a caulk gun backstage at all times in case she springs a leak.

  60. Servo

    [re=597288]RoscoePColtraine[/re]:
    I had a shitty fuckin’ Kaizen week! Leave me alone or I’ll unleash a thousand broccoli farts on your next flight.

  61. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=597294]Servo[/re]: Mine pales in comparison to yours. I just had to give it a shot. Seriously, yours blew the lid off this bitch.

  62. BlueStateLiberal

    I’m glad Wonkette hit Internet page-view gold, and on such an important subject. Knowing her, there was probably some premeditation involved, there was plenty of time between the eighth race and the Belmont Stakes (11th) to change. For what its worth, I saw both Bill and Hillary Clinton in person in the paddock at the Belmont Stakes, and Hillary wore a bright yellow suit that you couldn’t miss. Just another useless bit of trivia to add to a story about a useless person, for what it’s worth, which probably isn’t much.

  63. What Fresh Hell is This?

    Looking at the numbers on The Google:
    “sarah palin” breast – 1,470,000
    “sarah palin” retarded – 184,000
    “sarah palin” butt sex – 142,000
    “sarah palin” wisdom conscience – 120,000
    “sarah palin” analytical – 41,200

  64. you didn't ask, but

    As a gesture of bipartisan compromise may I suggest that it might be more of a lift job than an add-on. Looking quickly at the footage of Miss Thing in a swimsuit back in the day and even then the pups weren’t exactly “up there”. That’s pre-5 kids (=4 Sullivan kids). So I’d say not extra on the mass front (ahem) but more anti-gravity effort. Not judging…except that she’s full of shit when it comes to all that folksy talk w/ her expensive Neiman Marcus covered boobs. (If you have to guess at the work she paid good money for a good surgeon. And a discreet one.)

  65. DustBowlBlues

    “Everybody seems to think this story is super important!”

    That exclamation point: Makes me all misty eyed for our ginger haired boy. Jim loves the exclamation points, if I remember correctly. And I might not, because I’m one of the olds.

  66. Oldskool

    [re=597267]facehead[/re]: “If you were hoping that Sarah Palin had gotten a boob job recently we have some bad news for you: you are kind of a creep.” Ouch. “The story spread like wildfire but in the end, it just wasn’t real.” I’d like to see in the end for myself, thanks.

  67. nappyduggs

    Just discussing this particular thingy on Palin with a hefty-chested gal-pal, and she made me spit a perfectly good mouthful of gin across the room, by asking, “so are they ‘tig ol’ bitties’ or ‘trig ol bitties’?”

    O Wonket, seest what thou hast wrought?

  68. NYNYNY

    LOL I got memory gel for my dick implant. The ladies totally notice the difference. And they think it’s gross. I think I’ll get some memory gel in my balls next. They look kind of small next to my puffy frankenweiner.

  69. Custersdeadhorse

    I’m withholding reaching a final conclusion on this until we have an official statement from the esteemed chairman of the Republican National Committee.

  70. zhubajie

    [re=597110]JMP[/re]: I agree, JMP: I like the ones that look like a pair eggs sunny side up. They’re very tasty! It’s fun to add sauce, too!

  71. zhubajie

    [re=597129]Words[/re]: Men get penile implants when Mr Happy needs a crutch! Like after prostate surgery. :-(

  72. zhubajie

    [re=597250]JMP[/re]: Yes, the Abomination of Palination is our destiny, 2012 or so. But woe to those who at ease in Zion! Rep(tilian) Party fans will not like it once she’s installed and she makes her own cult the Church of the US, not their favorite one. Etc.

  73. AddHomonym

    [re=597342]zhubajie[/re]: “Harass, harass, harass! What about her tits?” (Actual quote from Alan Simpson, or some such person, about Anita Hill. You can look it up. (I tried but gave up.))

  74. justthisonce

    Non-governor Sarah is a huge celebrity now so this just goes along with the territory. Palin groupies have long adored her for her hotness. Even Glenn Beck called her “one HOT grandma”…

    Sarah had averaged sized ones all during the campaign. Then in Dec. 2009 while in Hawaii they disappeared. Flatter than Piper take a look here and you be the judge:

    http://tinyurl.com/2fx76w6

    Then just a few days ago WA LA! they reappear at Belmont. Must be Victoria’s secret super padded wonder bra holding up those sag bags. It reminds me of that 8 month “pregnancy” photo where she padded her stomach with a square shaped pillow.

  75. Diana Davies

    We have bra technology now that can make one’s saggy boobs go from looking like ice cream cone tits to sweater puppies, depending on the look you’re going for.

  76. Leo Sigh

    Oh good lord, that’s all we need. A president who’s as dumb as a rock and has plastic missiles.

  77. Jackman999

    Yes this has reached the bottom of the pit for even leftwing slimeballs. After reading this I can only conclude the owner of this webstie and its adherants are the substance that was blown out of Olbermans ass with his last bout of gas and the trots normally I would feel bad about a comment like this but if ever there has been a place for filth this is it. Good luck rolling your poop in little balls.

  78. BlueStateLiberal

    [re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: A Bush/Cheney supporter admonishing others about ethics? A person who also probably supported the useless, pointless war that resulted in the deaths of some 4,000 innocent U.S. service men and women? You would compare that to people poking fun at the small-minded vanity of a woman who’s election would have been a national disaster?

    BTW, there’s more smarts in Olberman’s hairy ass than in your entire tiny reptilian brain.

  79. loquaciousmusic

    [re=597374]Diana Davies[/re]: Actually, you may have inadvertently solved the puzzle, Diana:

    1) Father’s Day is coming up next weekend.

    2) Sarah asked Todd, “Boo-boo-bear, what do you want for Father’s/Grandfather’s Day this year?”

    3) Todd replied, “German shepherd puppies!”

    4) Due to her iPod-inspired hearing loss, Sarah heard “Giant sweater puppies!”

    The rest, as they say, is herstory.

  80. rmjag

    [re=597134]Judas Peckerwood[/re]: Those guys obsessing over other guys dick sizes are called “closet-cases” , not “insecure”

  81. rmjag

    [re=597175]PlanetWingnuta[/re]: they are not say’in it at red state , they are “liv’in it

  82. Edywin

    [re=597113]Clancy_Pants[/re]: 5’8″ 240, ribs occluded with subcutaneous fatty tissue, not sure where genitalia reside at present time, formerly 44 A, presently 32 D: ie vernacular-”Chest-to-Drawers. Consider being Subway sandwich pitch-person before picture.

  83. Clancy_Pants

    [re=597445]Edywin[/re]: You had me at “ribs occluded with subcutaneous fatty tissue”!

  84. Clancy_Pants

    [re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: I’m having trouble rolling my poop in little balls. Could I get some pointers?

  85. WesternCorrespondent

    [re=597267]facehead @ 6:11 PM Jine 11th, 201 0UH OH, something called “celebuzz” has openly contradicted my dearest Wonkette. http://www.celebuzz.com/sarah-palin-did-not-get-s213131/
    EVIDENCE? Some unnamed ‘pal’ of Palin’s told US weekly that Wonkette is wrong. Etc. [/re]:

    Breaking News: Palin HERSELF has contradicted the rampant rumors! And she didn’t just dictate another screed on her FakeBook page — she actually discussed her boobs quite seriously with Greta Van Susteren on another one of those girl-on-girl interviews at FauxSnooze.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,594502,00.html

    BTW, this is just further proof that Palin is not the biological mother of Trig Palin — because if she was, she would have scotched THOSE rumors as quickly as she got on this Boobgate rumor (hah! can you guess where she got that name “boobgate”? Yeah, SHE reads palingates.blogspot.com, too! Hahahaha!)

  86. rmjag

    [re=597408]Jackman999[/re]: so , after cutting through the * bought in bulk * pomposity of your post , you are say’in ” the titties are real , stop spoiling my fun , fap fap fap , fappity fap fap ” . Got it

  87. plowman

    Titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer, titties and beer.

  88. Gun-toting Progressive

    [re=597449]Clancy_Pants[/re]: Dust the poop with a little flour. That way it won’t stick to your hands.

  89. Abou Diaby

    You just know Jackman wrote that while playing Peter Cetera’s Glory of Love in the background.

  90. Zorg

    [re=597177]ennui go[/re]: Fabulous! I’ve been mulling a Robert Service-style pean to The Thrilla from Wasilla now for a few months but your effort rates a A++!

  91. loquaciousmusic

    [re=597453]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: From the Fox News interview. This is Palin’s actual response to Greta’s question:

    Well, first, Greta, you know why we love you? Because you’re not afraid to ask the questions. And I got to respect you for asking that question because I know that “boobgate” is all over the Internet right now because there are a lot of, I guess, bored, idle bloggers and reporters with nothing else to talk about. And I think some of those folks, too, they need to grab a shovel, go down to the gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something instead of reporting on such stupid things like that.

    No, I have not had implants. I can’t believe, yes, that we’re even talking about this. I think a report like that is about as real and truthful as those reports that Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trigg is not my own child. And we still put up with that kind of garbage, too, in even the mainstream media, Greta. It’s amazing.

  92. rmjag

    Sarah , you shithead , instead of wasting money on pricey clothes , tit jobs , etc , spend the money on fuel and jet down to the gulf with your own fucking shovel and take your own fucking advice . maybe your trolls will stop fapping off long enough to help you pretend to do something worthwhile

  93. TVarmy

    Aw, people were speculating about it because it’s the will of the people. It’s not embarrassing for a famous person to do it. It’s a career move. SARAH! Be a real politician! Listen to what the people want, and go under the knife!

    Also, I won’t believe her until she gets felt up by someone with no incentive to lie. Scarlet Johanson seems like a good judge. Mmmm.

  94. you didn't ask, but

    [re=597474]loquaciousmusic[/re]: Yeah but did she get a lift?

    [re=597480]rmjag[/re]: “take your own fucking advice” — righto.

    [re=597474]loquaciousmusic[/re]: “I think a report like that is about as real and truthful as those reports that Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that Trigg is not my own child. And we still put up with that kind of garbage, too, in even the mainstream media…” So when we find out that one of these things are true that means all of them are true, right? PS: Trig could be hers legally and not her direct biological child, or her child as in grandchild, so there’s a loophole or two. But mush, Andrew, mush! (in homage to Todd)

    Speaking of rumours that happen to be true, anybody heard Levi’s take on this? He’s doofy but usually correct. (He properly identified her griftiness ahead of the curve, while she was still gov in fact.)

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