Venezuela is a socialist paradise where the red-shirted workers gather each night to enjoy cocktails and music with their host/leader, Hugo Chavez. On Wednesday night, in celebration of “Hump Day” and how much he dislikes the evil imperialist Hillary Clinton, Hugo just cold made up a song and sang it, and here it is. [Mediaite/BBC News]
TE QUIERO ... TE ADORO ... MI VIDA 10:40 am June 11, 2010
Hugo Chavez Sings To Hillary Clinton
Hola wonkerados.
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(swoon)
Did he take singing lessons when he was seventeen?
As Latin revenge songs go, it’s not Tito Puente’s “Señor Burns”.
Your move, Michael Bublè.
To all the girls I’ve loved before….
I hablo un poco espanol, but I don’t quite get the “la da da da da….” bit. Anyone care to translate?
I’ve loved Hugo ever since he called Condoleezza Rice “Missy.”
The translation is, more or less, “Hillary Clinton doesn’t like me and I don’t like her either.”
Seriously.
Not bad, but it drags in places.
That’s the spanish version of the Shaggy tune.
Shorty came in and she caught me red-handed
Creepin’ with the country next door
She got a Spy-Sat squattin’ on Caracas, aint nothing but a Yanqui whore.
She peeped bidness with the Chi-coms (It wasn’t me)
Swappin’ oil for da big bombs(It wasn’t me)
Lockin’ up my opposition!(It wasn’t me)
What to say in my position?(It wasn’t me)
Snorting blow with the Castros (It wasn’t me)
She even caught me on SpySat (It wasn’t me)
Jimi Hendrix did a hotter version.
Hugo, the Ricky Martin rumors about you already have begun. That’s the price to pay when a boy singer se tiene Los Politicos Rojos.
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I’m doin’, doin’ the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
After the bullet that Hillary put into the back of Vince Foster’s head, Hugo should be a bit more careful.
“Hell hath no further,” and all that.
Particularly when “Hell Wears A Pantsuit,” if you know what I mean.
“Fury.”
Gesh. When is this coffee going to kick in?
Love the Buena Vista Club reference!
[re=596954]Neilist[/re]: Wrong again! It should be “furry” as in “Hell hath no furry like a big Mickey Mouse costume.” Yes, when is that coffe going to kick in?
Me gusta mucho.
Tambien.
The only problem with Hugo is that he never lets anyone else sing. And if he does he sings over them and kinda ruins it. He’s the Garrison Keillor of Venezuela.
[re=596963]WickedWitch[/re]: Ha, I was listening to that this morning. Ibrahim Ferrer sang real purty. He did a show in DC eight or nine years ago with Ruben Gonazalas and a bunch of the Cubano all-stars, great great night of old music. And both of those dudes have since died.
“Hee-lowry-clean-tongue…”
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