Congressmen Weiner & Chaffetz Blown By Goats

Representatives Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn) and Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) finally found cross-party cooperation in the supple mouths of these goats. It was a dumb stunt to promote .... eh, who cares? Both men got off and then the goats were slaughtered in a VooDoo Ritual, the end. Just kidding! One of the goats actually attacked Weiner and "drew blood." [ Ben Smith via Wonkette operative-commenter The Problem Child]